Axel: Alright. The combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.
Felix: It's time, for a Death Battle!!!
The amusement park was very dead. Abandoned by its owners for years after an accident involving a freak accident on a roller coaster. As unfortunate as that event was, there was one who enjoyed it.
Joker sat on his chair. On his desk, a briefcase with a riddle for him to crack. "Now...just punch in the secret code...and......JACKPOT!" Joker opened the case, revealing multiple canisters of toxins. "Hehehe...you're a sight for sore eyes. With these toxins and a little cooking with my gases, I can bring Gotham and Batman to their knees." He said to himself. Joker grabbed a nearby walkie-talkie and pressed the button on the side. "Harley, are you ready?" He asked. "All set, puddin'!" Harley Quinn responded. "It's about time." Joker got up, but for moment, he could've sworn he saw something move past the camera. Joker grinned and pressed the button again. "Harley...be on your guard, will you? I think the dumb knight is onto us." "Don't worry Mr. J, nothing's getting by me!"
Harley was tightening screws on the machine she claimed to have finished. Really, she just wanted to see Joker, she wasn't exactly done. However, she heard footsteps running towards her. Whoever they are, it seemed they didn't care if they were found or not. Harley picked up her baseball bat, ready to beat the living shit out of whoever was on their way there. "I can here you, dumbass! If you want to get to Mr. J, you're gonna have to go through me!" She shouted, her voice echoing through the room.
Harley heard a loud thud, followed by the sound of footsteps, and something metallic clanging against each other. She turned around, to see something she didn't think she'd ever see. A boy, wearing a red shirt, dog tags, a cap with a single earpiece and microphone on it, sports tape around both hands. His pants were rolled up, revealing two long white socks and what looked like shoes made for soccer. Like Harley, the man also had a baseball bat that he rested on his shoulder. He continued his way towards Harley before stopping.
"Yo, what's up?" Scout asked. Harley rose Good Night towards Scout. "Alright, bozo. You trying to play Hero here? You better get the hell outta here before I kick your butt!" She threatened him. "Listen, sweetheart. I ain't going anyway. I think you should deal with dat or I'll kick your ass to next Thursday." Scout threatened back. "Ok, you want to do things the hard way, we'll do things the hard way!"
Scout ran towards Harley, swinging his baseball bat at her. Harley, swung Good Night, and the two baseball bats collided. Scout released the lock and swung again, striking Harley in the stomach. Harley swung hers, striking Scout hard in the face. The Boston Bonker staggered back, but switched his weapons and took out the Scattergun. Scout fired at Harley, whom jumped away from the bullets and rolled behind cover.
Scout started to run towards Harley, waiting for her to come out of cover. Harley took her two pistols and cocked them, but she wasn't expecting Scout to jump over the cover. Scout aimed the Scattergun, but before he could fire, Harley shot in with a quark-like bullet in the face. "Seriously!?" Scout said in annoyance. Harley started to fire here dual pistols, forcing Scout to run from the bullets. Scout turned while running, switching to his pistol and firing at her.
Harley barely avoided the bullet to her head, but this forced her to cease fire. Scout double jumped onto a couple of wooden crates, firing his pistol at Harley. The crazed jester rolled out of the way, avoiding the bullets. She took out a different, larger gun and aimed it at Scout. She fired it, and instead of an ordinary bullet, it instead fired a boxing glove at Scout, and it punched him across the face.
Scout tumbled off the boxes, falling onto the ground. Harley walked over to him, taking out Good Night again. Scout quickly got up, taking out the Wrap Assassin. He threw the ornament upwards, and, as it came down, Scout hit it with the wrapping paper, sending it towards Harley.
Harley managed to dodge the ornament, and it hit the machine behind her, but it did no damage to it. Scout switched back to his normal bat and ran towards Harley, delivering a blow to her face. Harley swung Good Night, but Scout ducked under it and struck her knees. Harley fell to the ground, but immediately rolled over to avoid getting her face smashed in.
Scout rose his bat and swung downward, only for his bat to meet with Harley's. The crazed jester kicked the Boston Bonker, away from her, giving her time to get back up and room to breathe. However, her time was short as Scout ran up and hit her with the baseball bat. "Bonk!" He shouted as he knocked her into one of the many wooden crates.
"Aaaand she's out!" Scout said. He rested the baseball bat on his shoulder and started to walk away, but the sound of a machine revving up sounded, making him stop nervously and turn around.
Harley walked out of the wooden crates, blood coming from her mouth and many scratches, but what caught Scout's attention was the chainsaw she was carrying.
Harley Quinn ran to the best of her ability towards Scout, who recklessly did the same. Scout swung the the bat, but the chainsaw easily cleaved right through the bat. Scout moved back, but had an idea. To Harley's surprise, Scout took out a soda and started to quickly drink from it. Scout looks a bit different, as when he moved towards Harley, a trail of red streaks were left behind. Harley swung the chainsaw, but Scout easily dodged it.
Taunting Harley, Scout started dancing. Harley was pissed, starting to swing the chainsaw even more. Each swing missed the dancing Scout, and she couldn't figure out why. The effects of the Bonk! Atomic Punch wore off, but Scout quickly took out the Force-A-Nature and fired it at Harley.
The crazed jester rose the Chainsaw up to block the bullets, but a few hit her in her shoulders and leg. Despite the wounds, Harley moved freely, as if she didn't have any wounds to begin with. Scout ducked under the Chainsaw, ready to fire the Force-A-Nature again, however, Harley kicked him in the face.
The kick Harley delivered just so happened to be the leg she was shot in. The pain finally got to her, and she knelt down as her leg started to give in. Taking advantage of this, Scout took out his Mad Milk, throwing it at the Chainsaw. The bottle of milk shattered on the machine, covering it in milk. The chainsaw malfunctioned, for lack of better words, and Harley could no longer make it work.
Scout took out yet another sofa can, this one purple, and started to chug it down. Unlike his previous drink, he didn't seem to get super fast. Instead, he took out the Baby Face's Blaster and fired it. Harley, to the best of her limited ability, jumped to the side and rolled, but Scout managed to shot her with the shotgun as soon as she made it to the other side.
Scout's speed increased even more, and the attack combined with the Mini Crits made for a devastating attack. Scout ran towards Harley with his increased speed, reading to fire at her at any given moment. Boston Bonker double jumped, just as the effects of the Crit-a-Cola wore off, and fired at Harley.
Harley rolled forward, and took out Good Night. Scout landed and turned, but he was too late. "Bonk!" Harley mimicked Scout as she hit him with the bat, knocking him into more wooden crates. "That's a semi fun word to say." Harley said, taking a box and throwing it to where Scout crashed. "Say goodbye!" She shouted.
The box landed near Scout, and the handle attached to it started to move on its own, playing familiar, childish music. Scout knew that this could be good and took his Bonk! Atomic Punch out and started drinking from it. The tune finished, and a puppet appeared out, and the box exploded.
Harley started to laughing insanely, but her laughing was cut off when she saw Scout walk out of the fire, completely unharmed. He was also carry a wooden baseball bat and was continuously throwing up a baseball and catching it.
The effects of the Bonk! Atomic Punch wore off, and Scout threw the baseball up and hit it with the bat. Unlike last time, Harley could dodge this at it was too fast. The baseball hit her in the head
Harley felt dazed, her eye sight was blurry, and she couldn't do anything to defend herself. Scout tightened he grip on the Sandman bat and ran towards Harley, delivering multiple powerful blows to her. Harley staggered back, her vision was coming back to her, however.
The effects of the Sandman wore off, and Harley picked up Good Night. She swung the bat and successfully landed a blow on the Scout. Scout staggered back, but Harley didn't let up and started to land multiple blows on the Boston Bonker.
Harley swung once again, but Scout countered with the Sandman bat, blocking the bat that would've been meeting with his face. Scout grabbed Harley's bat and threw it away. Scout got up close and started to strike Harley with the Sandman in multiple places. He then struck her knees again, making her fall to them. Scout charged up his Taunt kill.
Harley looked up, and Scout was ready. Scout swung his bat, and shouted "Bonk!" He rammed his bat into Harley's head, knocking it clean off. Harley's body fell to the floor, and Scout rested the Sandman on his shoulder
Felix: Do girls ever win here?
Axel: I don't know. This was pretty close. Harley's arsenal was enough to give Scout's a run for his money.
Felix: Both Harley and Scout are fast enough to dodge bullets, but only Scout had different methods to increase his speed.
Axel: Harley Quinn was more agile than Scout, meaning he'd have to try harder than usual to take her out, and her arsenal almost made that impossible. Almost.
Felix: A lot of weapons Scout has can let him survive and out last that of Harley's. The chainsaw was by far the most devastating weapon she had up close, and the Jack-In-The-Box Bomb was definitely useful for blowing shit up, but Scout has dealt with explosives before, and the chainsaw and the Jack-In-The-Box Bomb wouldn't be a problem for the Bonk! Atomic Punch.
Axel: While both were equal around strength, Scout was a bit stronger. Though while it's true that Harley ripped off Lobo's head, an anti hero even Superman has trouble with, she never really shows this strength anywhere else. If she had, she would win against Batman every time.
Felix: Scout's strength has been pretty consistent, sometimes. But what he definitely takes is durability.
Axel: Harley's shown some great durability feats, but they don't quite hold up compared to Scout's.
Felix: Scout was lacking in experience to Harley, but his strength, speed, durability, and more impressive arsenal, made up for it. I guess everyone was shocked by this mind blowing victory.
Axel: The winner is the Scout.
Harley Quinn:
+More experienced.
+Arsenal was rather unpredictable.
+Much smarter than Scout.
+More agile.
=Can avoid bullets.
-Slower.
-Weaker.
-Less durable.
-Arsenal wasn't as unpredictable as Scout's.
Scout:
+Stronger.
+Faster.
+More durable.
+More unpredictable arsenal.
+Bonk! Atomic Punch made him invincible.
+Crit-a-Cola and Baby Face's Blaster can increase his speed.
=Can avoid bullets.
-Less experienced.
-Not as smart.
-Less agile.
