Haha, Maria You're banging my son

You know I had to make this variant of the Haha, Jonathan meme.
Knowing how Dracula feels about humans, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't be this chill if he found out that Maria, a human fucked his only son but, I digress. I probably shouldn't be looking too much in this stupid meme I made.
Why did I even write this description?
I don't own Castlevania.