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* awakeinautumn "i'm not emo, i'm goth" is like saying "i'm not drunk. i'm bellchild"
<bellchild> SHUT UP.


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01:37:37 AM <Zailum> I don't poke fun at your intellect, SO DON"T POKE AT MINE!
01:37:55 AM <Deadrosebud> But it's wobbly and inferior.
01:38:01 AM <Deadrosebud> Like jello.


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02:25:03 AM <DoItForTheLulz> Quick everyone, say PENIS~
02:25:11 AM <Roaring-Wind> PENIS
02:25:11 AM <Amastroph> PENIS
02:25:13 AM <Sye216> PENIS
02:25:23 AM <DoItForTheLulz> ...you damned comformists...


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<Literary-Samson>They shouldn't ban vuvuzelas from the World Cup
<Literary-Samson>They should ban the World cup from the Vuvuzelas concert.
<Literary-Samson> :iconimthinkingplz:
<Lacklusterious>In Soviet Russia, vuvuzelas ban World Cup
<Literary-Samson>No, in Soviet Russia Vuvuzelas blow you.
<Literary-Samson>wait.
<Literary-Samson>No I regret that


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01:03:42 AM <MC-Frizzle> IBinsanity: My mom was ranting at me
01:03:45 AM <MC-Frizzle> IBinsanity: The other day
01:03:53 AM <MC-Frizzle> IBinsanity: And I just hit the vuvuzela button and put speakers on full blast
01:03:58 AM <MC-Frizzle> IBinsanity: "CANT HEAR YOOOOU"
01:04:02 AM <MC-Frizzle> ... then she cut the power.


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15:39:39 <Rasec-Wizzlbang> I'm going to see the new twilight movie.
15:39:51 <Rasec-Wizzlbang> And I'm going to play a Vuvuzela until I get thrown out


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20:27:59 <Aroline> My mom is yelling her mustache off.
20:28:04 <Aroline> GO MOM


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<Bussola> Mkayso.
<Bussola> I need to get.
<Bussola> Chocolate.
<Bussola> And whipping cream.
<XxTrinityxX> and raspberries.
<XxTrinityxX> and porn
<Cassed> and strawberries
<XxTrinityxX> and bondage gear
<Cassed> and black men
<XxTrinityxX> and latex paint
<Cassed> and batteries
<XxTrinityxX> and vibrators
<Cassed> and rolling pins
<XxTrinityxX> and anal plugs
<aSobearDesign> And lube
<Cassed> and yogurt
<XxTrinityxX> and cake batter
<aSobearDesign> and icing!!
<Cassed> and packing peanuts
<XxTrinityxX> and bubble wrap
<aSobearDesign> and ink pens
<XxTrinityxX> and sharpies
<Cassed> and jumper cables
<Bussola> And fruit.
<XxTrinityxX> and cocain
<rodeoXgurl> and hairbrushes
<aSobearDesign> ooooooo jumper cables
<Cassed> and a spare tire
<Bussola> Wait wait.


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01:49:27 PM <LostTempest> Basically, I was having a picnic with some alcoholic jelly. I couldn't finish the jelly, so I threw it into a nearby river. The jelly dissolved, and the fish got reeeeeally drunk and started swimming backwards. The volume of fish swimming backwards meant that the flow of the river began to reverse, and the lakes at the tops of the mountains which feed the rivers began to overflow, and a large flow of water tumbled down the hillside, and it hit the room where dAmn's servers are kept, and all the water is playing havoc with the electronics.
01:49:30 PM <LostTempest> That's what's happening.


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12:30:19 AM <cloakofshadow> this is why i only date myself. i'm never late. and if i am, i let myself know. then i make it up to myself, somehow. i buy myself dinner, watch a movie with myself, or just go bed and cuddle myself. i always know i'm sorry, and i know i won't let myself down again.


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* FrauofGermanydances in the wind like Pocahantas-chan
<linawifeofL>Wtf
<linawifeofL>IF YOU EVER
<linawifeofL>SAY CHAN
<linawifeofL>EVER AGAIN
<linawifeofL>I WILL JURDER YOU
<Animeartist124> JURDER!
<linawifeofL>YES JURDER YOU
<linawifeofL>IT'S LIKE MURDER
<linawifeofL>BUT WITH JAM
<linawifeofL>THAT'S WHAT THE J IS FOR
<linawifeofL>YOU WILL BE SUFFOCATED BY A NEVER ENDING STREAM OF BOISENBERRY
<linawifeofL>And it still has all the seeds in it :iconimrlynotimpressedplz:


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<marythemango> MemoryResident: xD It's fun, til you accidentally stab yourself with a needle and have to get Tetris shots..
<marythemango> ....
<marythemango> MemoryResident: TETANUS. XD
<MemoryResident> marythemango: Tetris shot?
<MemoryResident> marythemango: I'd hate to have the needle shaped like an L.


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22:59:21 <BeardedRick> woah
22:59:29 <BeardedRick> my belly just made a beep noise
22:59:33 <BeardedRick> how the hell
22:59:38 <FDNT> stop eating grenades stupid  


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02:31:54 PM <Wizard-Kgalm> CoUlD i Be KiCkEd FoR tAlKiNg LiKe ThIs? :paranoid:
02:32:07 PM <IBinsanity> Wizard-Kgalm: by me, in the twat, at least.
02:32:07 PM *** You have been kicked by ananasjihad * I'm going to do it anyway.


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04:46:26 PM <cuppas> obviously theyre wrong
04:46:30 PM <cuppas> and the world doesnt end in 2012
04:46:42 PM <cuppas> proof: marty mcfly has been to 2015


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<bewareofthesnowman> ok, so, happy, dopey and grumpy go on a journey to see the wizard of oz
<bewareofthesnowman> happy wants to find out if he's the happiest person in the world, dopey the dopiest, and grumpy the grumpiest
<bewareofthesnowman> happy goes in first, and comes out smiling more than ever. "it's true!" he shouts. "i am the happiest person on earth!"
<bewareofthesnowman> dopey goes in next, and comes out with a dimwitted grin on his face. "guess i'm still the best at something!" he said. "i'm the dopiest guy alive"
<bewareofthesnowman> grumpy goes in next, and comes out even surlier than ever
<bewareofthesnowman> all he says is "who the fuck is ainslaight?"


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<endosage> [link](link to page for buying a laser) <- If I'm reading it correctly, it's only like 200.00
<thederangedone> endosage: $200 that we could buy a pony with. D:
<endosage> thederangedone: Do you really want to take care of a pony?
<thederangedone> sesshoumaru: But it's like... part of the laptop.
<dxd> lasers > poines
<endosage> dxd: thederangedone: Actually, we could get a pony, and then attach this to his forehead and have a LAZERUNICORN.


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10:55:35 PM <shooflee3> Fuck salt.]
10:55:45 PM <Eragonus> Dont fuck salt. it stings.]
10:55:49 PM <Eragonus> >.>]
10:55:50 PM <Eragonus> <.<]
10:55:55 PM <shooflee3> LOL]


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12:19:55 AM <The-Purple-Eco-Sage> My mother, as you know, plays L4D
12:20:12 AM <The-Purple-Eco-Sage> I hear her, stomping and screaming, in the living room
12:20:25 AM <The-Purple-Eco-Sage> The story is, she is 100 points away from winning
12:20:33 AM <The-Purple-Eco-Sage> I sneak up behind her...
12:20:42 AM <The-Purple-Eco-Sage> And give a huge, terrifying death scream
12:20:54 AM <The-Purple-Eco-Sage> She jumps up, smacks my arm, screams back....
12:21:01 AM <The-Purple-Eco-Sage> and Loses
12:21:08 AM <Xizix> |D
12:21:20 AM <The-Purple-Eco-Sage> I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard


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07:46:35 PM <Chrizesu> IT'S A CHRIZ, RUN FOR YOUR SANITY.
07:48:06 PM * Anavar runs
07:48:08 PM <Anavar> ...wait
07:48:10 PM <Anavar> what sanity
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:iconjhonenfan777:
Jhonenfan777 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I just got a pop up when I tried to fave a quote that said love failed. GOD NO, I'M DYING ALONE. D:
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Chappychan Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2010  Student General Artist
And it still has the seeds in it....:iconimrlynotimpressedplz: :rofl:
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Halapande Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
12:30:19 AM <cloakofshadow> this is why i only date myself. i'm never late. and if i am, i let myself know. then i make it up to myself, somehow. i buy myself dinner, watch a movie with myself, or just go bed and cuddle myself. i always know i'm sorry, and i know i won't let myself down again.

Awesome xD

But.. Tetris shots ... EPIC! :lmao:
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:iconchaosshay:
ChaosShay Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2010
Oh god,thats great!(Dies laughing)
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:iconskunksnovel:
SkunksNovel Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2010  Student Photographer
It Stings. :ohnoes:
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:iconnanopoi:
NanoPoi Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
lawls! This one was full of vuvuzelas. In fact I think there's one in my closet...
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:iconrabbitbatthing:
RabbitBatThing Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2010  Student Digital Artist
I just got Jurdered by this LOL Corner |D
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:iconhalapande:
Halapande Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
or Lurdered :D
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:iconneon-ness:
neon-ness Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2010
:XD: :lol: I laughed at the vuvuzela ones and "wait-what sanity" :XD: awesome as ever! I might become a dAmn addict...
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mermaidmusic Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
20:27:59 <Aroline> My mom is yelling her mustache off.
20:28:04 <Aroline> GO MOM


made me think of my mother and it just folded me over myself
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:icongisapizzatto:
GisaPizzatto Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2010  Professional Traditional Artist
Featured here: [link]
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:iconfearlessfilly:
FearlessFilly Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2010
I love the lazerunicorn! *runs off to do some daMN chatting*
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:iconavielsusej:
Avielsusej Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconroflzplz: EVERYWHERE
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:iconkitdg:
kitdg Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2010  Student General Artist
ok~
word for the day
"JURDER"!!!
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:iconrum-boy666:
rum-boy666 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2010
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Can I haz Jurder with that?
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:iconelle-oh-elle:
Elle-Oh-Elle Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010
I was away during the birth of the vuvuzela obsession (spokes instrument for the internet, perhaps?) and now am confused.
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:iconnik-s-d:
Nik-S-D Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2010
Vuvezelas are very, very loud, trumpet-like...things. The craze started when fans in South Africa started blowing them loudly at FIFA world cup games. Some people love them, some people get pissed off by them.
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:iconbones1925:
bones1925 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010
HA HA HA HA... Jurder you!!!
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:iconfreakdearts:
freakdearts Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010  Student Filmographer
this is the stuff of legends!
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:iconchanm:
CHanm Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010
i will jurder you all XD
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:iconmangagrrl15:
mangagrrl15 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010
Now I want a lazerunicorn XD

This made my day
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:iconrunawayspirit:
RunawaySpirit Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010
So many had such win, I can't name them specifically. But this whole thing MADE.MY.DAY XD
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:iconoceanatendofthelane:
OceanAtEndofTheLane Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010
hhahahaha some really funny ones this time around :)
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:icongo-insane:
Go-Insane Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Made my day :D :lmao:
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:iconnuyorican14:
nuyorican14 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010  Student General Artist
Vuvuzelas?
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:iconcyberreplica:
cyberReplica Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010
If you click a vid on YouTube and click the soccer ball, it plays the Vuvuzelas. That horn they play in Africa thats pissing ppl off at the World Cup.
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:iconnuyorican14:
nuyorican14 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010  Student General Artist
ohhh....i see.
thanks.
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:iconalotika:
Alotika Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
oh geez i almost peed my pants when i read the Tretis shot one. :lmao::rofl:

no wonder i didnt get the vuvuzuelas one, im not watching any of the world cup thing, but good thing i googled it.

also, the L4D one was awesome. XD
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NateIsNameless Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2010
Blame ~marythemango for that.
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:iconhorsewild111:
Horsewild111 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010
Tetris shot. Let's all go get one... hey, maybe we'll be able to fit even more people in in the world?
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:iconkobraphotography:
KobraPhotography Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
Didn't you hear? For the new world order, they're gonna give everyone a Tetris shot, and just from standing in line at the bank, supermarket, concert, or whatever else you may do, you're just gonna disappear!

:fear:
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:iconawakeinautumn:
awakeinautumn Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010
i love myself.

:|
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:iconnateisnameless:
NateIsNameless Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2010
We love you too.
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:iconawakeinautumn:
awakeinautumn Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2010
Ohohoho.
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:iconeuxiom:
Euxiom Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010
That was awesomely hiliarious, except for the last one. xD

JURDER. Slick, man, very slick.

And omfg vuvuzelas xD wheee
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clearwater04 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010
lazerunicorn jurder and the bellchild one were win
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:iconbruised--vein:
bruised--vein Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010
OH SWEET JEBUS!!!!!!
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:icontheserotonin:
TheSerotonin Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Tetris shot :lmao: I had one of those before, I felt like rearranging all the furniture in the room to there were no gaps in-between them. All my stuff disappeared, but I got the high score :dummy:
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:iconpriscy-lockheart:
Priscy-Lockheart Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"Date myself" one was full of win XDDDDDDDD
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:iconlizzilola:
Lizzilola Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Going along with not fucking salt, you should not fuck that shit.

You will get an infection.
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:iconkobraphotography:
KobraPhotography Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
fucking shit isn't too sanitary anyway
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:iconlizzilola:
Lizzilola Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
True dat.
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:iconthe-purple-eco-sage:
The-Purple-Eco-Sage Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010
Holy hell, I'm in the LOL Corner. :omg:

I need to scare my Mum more often. XDDD
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SleetFury Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is the perfect cure for my current apathy. It's beautiful!


Vuvuzelas FTW :iconimhappyplz:
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:iconmillistaza13:
Millistaza13 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010  Student General Artist
"And it has all the seeds in it." :rofl:
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:iconseiorai:
Seiorai Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
...wait, what sanity? xDDDDD
Awesomesauce :3
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:iconmollinda:
Mollinda Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010   Traditional Artist
MOAR VUVUZELA
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catluvr2 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Waterbendy Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010  Student Digital Artist
Not the seeds!
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:iconmaiumaora:
Maiumaora Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
xD

...i just sneezed like 8 times >__>
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