
The LOL Corner
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<Magicstix> i think the idea of humans as gods is probably more terrifying than humans destroying themselves ;X
<Magicstix> i mean just look at the people around this chatroom for example
<masquevale> I want to be a POTATO!
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<NejiHyuga64> THE GAME!!!
<catboyry> What game?
<NejiHyuga64> never mind
<catboyry> sure thing
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<catboyry>

<catboyry> I suspect I might have ruined his fun a bit.
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<firepower-insomnia> i wasnt a druggie till i got out of middle school, i took the term "highschool" a bit too literal
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09:00:41 am <can-i-haz-cookie> its a wild leaf-lover
09:00:47 am <can-i-haz-cookie> QUICK, THROW THE ULTRA BALLS
09:00:52 am <leaf-lover>

09:01:04 am * can-i-haz-cookie throws his balls at lea- actually
09:01:07 am <can-i-haz-cookie> that sounds a bit odd
09:01:10 am <can-i-haz-cookie>

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21:38:46 <electricjonny> I never do the hibernate stuff

21:38:57 <electricjonny> My computer is either on or off
21:39:06 <MC-Frizzle> My computer is either on or on
21:39:11 <MC-Frizzle> Or power blackout.
21:39:15 <electricjonny> MC-Frizzle: True

21:39:42 <electricjonny> I only turn it off when I need to restart for updates/hardware changes
21:40:00 <MC-Frizzle> It auto restarts after a week or so
21:40:12 <MC-Frizzle> Which is my pc telling me, "Frits, give me some fucking rest

21:40:33 <MC-Frizzle> and I shrug and abuse it for another week

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<Delude> joystick-hero: No way, everyone dies at 30 or whatever like in that one movie.
<Delude> I forget what it's called.
<joystick-hero> "The Movie Where Everyone Dies at 30 or Whatever", starring Bruce Willis.
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06:10:52 am <angeIdust> Hosnaps.
06:10:59 am <angeIdust> I'm gonna go.
06:11:03 am <angeIdust> Tata for now.
06:11:05 am <angeIdust> :3
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06:11:08 am <Thalassic> Wait
06:11:13 am <Thalassic> Are hosnaps like gingersnaps?
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<Little-Vampire> why does the IKEA website takes ages to load for me

<GattaForte> Little-Vampire: They have to assemble the server with allen wrenches
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<SteveO526> can-i-haz-cookie: I will kick you in the LASAGNA, sir.
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05:22:37 pm <cresent-lunette> Just got a call from the doctor.
05:22:49 pm <cresent-lunette> My hemoglobin levels have improved.
05:23:03 pm <cresent-lunette> they'll want to take my blood again in three months' time.
05:23:19 pm * Toroito misread that as homogoblins
05:23:31 pm <cresent-lunette> xD
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<Beagley2> you can't spell awesome without ME
<Emo-Skittles> LOL YOU CANT SPELL STUPID WITHOUT U
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10:35:09 pm <topher-the-tiger> youre like two bald people fighting over a comb!
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<OG-shanetrain>I saw a bumper sticker that said MEAT IS MURDER in providence today. Looked in the car. Leather.
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19:11:41 <MegMcMuffin> martypunker: Trick or treaters came to the door while we were trying to have sex.. In the living room.

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<IBinsanity> Mollinda: i am listening to french-canadian emo musics

<Athos-of-Light> Mollinda: i'm dreaming of IBinsanity naked
<Athos-of-Light>

<martypunker> Mollinda: I'm throwing up into a can.

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<vastblue> There's blood coming from the back of my ear.
<vastblue> That can't be good.
<whitesidevampire> vastblue: I was trying to pull a penny out from behind it telekinetically. My bad.
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12:39:48 am <WolfBlitz2> there was this guy on halloween
12:40:08 am <WolfBlitz2> dressed up in a a fairy suit with vampire fangs
12:40:17 am <WolfBlitz2> he said he was edward cullens
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<Sugarsaur>x-it-here: Im ok with them on their own, the inverses and the gaussian elimination and gauss-jordan elimination totally screwed me over
<x-it-here>Sugarsaur: -watches as that statement flies over her head- It's a bird! It's a plane! It's.... what the hell is that?
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<kaiser321> If the earth was like prison, the US would be Canada's bitch

<TenshiHikari> lol Why's that, kaiser321?
<kaiser321> TenshiHikari: they're bigger AND they're on top!

WOLFBLITZ2 GOT QUOTED!
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dressed up in a a fairy suit with vampire fangs
he said he was edward cullens
Just wanted to help in case you didnt.
Deviants must be kind to each other,right?
FINANCIAL CRISIS FTW!
At least you didn't try to read the book - a mate of mine reccomended twi... I think I'll stick to dracula - I got to chapter 11 and gave up. The writing's awful
Yeah, I never even heard of Twilight until the movie came out, then my friends were all telling me how amazing the trilogy was. The only vampire who should walk in the daylight is Blade, and he sure the hell doesn't sparkle!
12:39:48 am <WolfBlitz2> there was this guy on halloween
12:40:08 am <WolfBlitz2> dressed up in a a fairy suit with vampire fangs
12:40:17 am <WolfBlitz2> he said he was edward cullens
I want that as my fucking sig now XDDD
... meh. Night World and Thirst are way better.
8D ILU
I also like this movie called Bled... Most people are like: "WTF IS DAT LOL"
WAY better than Twifail.
wtfisdat? XDD Sounds badass though!! 8D
lol Tara-speak.
I have to stop with that phase.
It involves ancient 'dreamworld' drugs that turn you into a vampire... all very awesome. Watched it after Twilight and TTLY saw the difference. TEH AWESOME DIFFERNECE.
... how make small font?
AAAHAHHAHAHAHA~!!!!
OMG AT THAT EDWARD CULLEN LMAO!! xD BEST ONE EVAR!! I say it again! BEST EVER!!
12:40:08 am <WolfBlitz2> dressed up in a a fairy suit with vampire fangs
12:40:17 am <WolfBlitz2> he said he was edward cullens
Good one
<x-it-here>Sugarsaur: -watches as that statement flies over her head- It's a bird! It's a plane! It's.... what the hell is that?
Few are awesome but this one rocks ^
haha. edward cullen. priceless.
<GattaForte> Little-Vampire: They have to assemble the server with allen wrenches
<kaiser321> If the earth was like prison, the US would be Canada's bitch
<TenshiHikari> lol Why's that, kaiser321?
<kaiser321> TenshiHikari: they're bigger AND they're on top!