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#dAcademy

<Magicstix> i think the idea of humans as gods is probably more terrifying than humans destroying themselves ;X
<Magicstix> i mean just look at the people around this chatroom for example
<masquevale> I want to be a POTATO!


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<NejiHyuga64> THE GAME!!!
<catboyry> What game?
<NejiHyuga64> never mind
<catboyry> sure thing
** NejiHyuga64 has left [connection closed]
<catboyry> :B
<catboyry> I suspect I might have ruined his fun a bit.


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<firepower-insomnia> i wasnt a druggie till i got out of middle school, i took the term "highschool" a bit too literal


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09:00:41 am <can-i-haz-cookie> its a wild leaf-lover
09:00:47 am <can-i-haz-cookie> QUICK, THROW THE ULTRA BALLS
09:00:52 am <leaf-lover> :fear:
09:01:04 am * can-i-haz-cookie throws his balls at lea- actually
09:01:07 am <can-i-haz-cookie> that sounds a bit odd
09:01:10 am <can-i-haz-cookie> :|


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21:38:46 <electricjonny> I never do the hibernate stuff :B
21:38:57 <electricjonny> My computer is either on or off
21:39:06 <MC-Frizzle> My computer is either on or on
21:39:11 <MC-Frizzle> Or power blackout.
21:39:15 <electricjonny> MC-Frizzle: True :lol:
21:39:42 <electricjonny> I only turn it off when I need to restart for updates/hardware changes
21:40:00 <MC-Frizzle> It auto restarts after a week or so
21:40:12 <MC-Frizzle> Which is my pc telling me, "Frits, give me some fucking rest :|"
21:40:33 <MC-Frizzle> and I shrug and abuse it for another week :typerhappy:


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<Delude> joystick-hero: No way, everyone dies at 30 or whatever like in that one movie.
<Delude> I forget what it's called.
<joystick-hero> "The Movie Where Everyone Dies at 30 or Whatever", starring Bruce Willis.


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06:10:52 am <angeIdust> Hosnaps.
06:10:59 am <angeIdust> I'm gonna go.
06:11:03 am <angeIdust> Tata for now.
06:11:05 am <angeIdust> :3
06:11:07 am ** angeIdust has left [connection closed]
06:11:08 am <Thalassic> Wait
06:11:13 am <Thalassic> Are hosnaps like gingersnaps?


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<Little-Vampire> why does the IKEA website takes ages to load for me :crying:
<GattaForte> Little-Vampire: They have to assemble the server with allen wrenches


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<SteveO526> can-i-haz-cookie: I will kick you in the LASAGNA, sir.


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05:22:37 pm <cresent-lunette> Just got a call from the doctor.
05:22:49 pm <cresent-lunette> My hemoglobin levels have improved.
05:23:03 pm <cresent-lunette> they'll want to take my blood again in three months' time.
05:23:19 pm * Toroito misread that as homogoblins
05:23:31 pm <cresent-lunette> xD


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<Beagley2> you can't spell awesome without ME
<Emo-Skittles> LOL YOU CANT SPELL STUPID WITHOUT U


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10:35:09 pm <topher-the-tiger> youre like two bald people fighting over a comb!


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<OG-shanetrain>I saw a bumper sticker that said MEAT IS MURDER in providence today. Looked in the car. Leather.


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19:11:41 <MegMcMuffin> martypunker: Trick or treaters came to the door while we were trying to have sex.. In the living room. :paranoid:


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<IBinsanity> Mollinda: i am listening to french-canadian emo musics :iconteheplz:
<Athos-of-Light> Mollinda: i'm dreaming of IBinsanity naked
<Athos-of-Light> :iconteheplz:
<martypunker> Mollinda: I'm throwing up into a can. :iconteheplz:


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<vastblue> There's blood coming from the back of my ear.
<vastblue> That can't be good.
<whitesidevampire> vastblue: I was trying to pull a penny out from behind it telekinetically. My bad.


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12:39:48 am <WolfBlitz2> there was this guy on halloween
12:40:08 am <WolfBlitz2> dressed up in a a fairy suit with vampire fangs
12:40:17 am <WolfBlitz2> he said he was edward cullens


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<Sugarsaur>x-it-here: Im ok with them on their own, the inverses and the gaussian elimination and gauss-jordan elimination totally screwed me over
<x-it-here>Sugarsaur: -watches as that statement flies over her head- It's a bird! It's a plane! It's.... what the hell is that?


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<kaiser321> If the earth was like prison, the US would be Canada's bitch :fear:
<TenshiHikari> lol Why's that, kaiser321?
<kaiser321> TenshiHikari: they're bigger AND they're on top! :noes:
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:iconcama-chan:
Cama-chan Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG
WOLFBLITZ2 GOT QUOTED!
*:glomp:s ~WolfBlitz2*
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Jack-Lilac458 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
If the world was a jail, the US may be Canada's bitch, but in the end, the US will have carved a knife out of the cafeteria's plastic spoons and killed Canada in its sleep.
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:iconhauomochikaeri:
hauomochikaeri Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2010
that reminds me of Nevada-tan. :D
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:iconkaygurl:
kaygurl Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2010
lol epic
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:iconjack-lilac458:
Jack-Lilac458 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
:thumbsup:
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:iconhauomochikaeri:
hauomochikaeri Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2010
:iconowoplz:
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:iconvampet230:
vampet230 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2009   Writer
<WolfBlitz2> there was this guy on halloween
dressed up in a a fairy suit with vampire fangs
he said he was edward cullens
:rofl:
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:iconhauomochikaeri:
hauomochikaeri Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2010
:iconepiclolplz:
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:iconvampet230:
vampet230 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2010   Writer
i saw a guy like that at a costume party on New Years..
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:iconhauomochikaeri:
hauomochikaeri Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2010
Interesting.
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:iconmadsin92:
madsin92 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:thumb143703365:
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:iconmadsin92:
madsin92 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
it never works =(
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:iconhinatakaname:
hinatakaname Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
guess you found out by now,but you need a subscription to use thumbs.:aww:
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:iconmadsin92:
madsin92 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
heh yeah.,..
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:iconhinatakaname:
hinatakaname Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
xD
Just wanted to help in case you didnt.
Deviants must be kind to each other,right?:aww:
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:iconrealofob:
realofob Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2010
ion that case..care to give me one?
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:iconhinatakaname:
hinatakaname Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Kind heartedly if i could....Iz doesnt have a credit card.:noes:
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:iconrealofob:
realofob Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2010
neither does I :noes:
FINANCIAL CRISIS FTW!
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:iconmadsin92:
madsin92 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yeah! thanks anyways ^^
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:iconharvest-jacobina:
harvest-jacobina Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2009
I never get to the LOL Corner. :(
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:iconheroesfangirl:
HeroesFanGirl Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2009
:rofl: the last one!!! Canada's bitch! lol
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jenepooh Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2009  Professional General Artist
Hahahah... classic! These keep getting better every time. :clap: :D
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TransparentDream Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2009
hahahahaha homogoblins. now THAT would be entertaining.
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:iconsunlightincarnate:
SunlightIncarnate Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2009
The Canadian prison one was lulzy.
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:iconthe-chaosincarnate:
The-ChaosIncarnate Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2009
:rofl: the cullen one was priceless!
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L33T-G4M3R Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
I 2nd that. A bunch of people on my ship are trying to get the ship to pay for a bus to take them to see New Moon during our next port visit...what is this world coming to?
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The-ChaosIncarnate Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2009
That sucks - hopefully they won't drag everyone along. Are you at anywhere interesting?

At least you didn't try to read the book - a mate of mine reccomended twi... I think I'll stick to dracula - I got to chapter 11 and gave up. The writing's awful
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L33T-G4M3R Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
Nowhere interesting yet...still out in the middle of the ocean somewhere.
Yeah, I never even heard of Twilight until the movie came out, then my friends were all telling me how amazing the trilogy was. The only vampire who should walk in the daylight is Blade, and he sure the hell doesn't sparkle!
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:iconinvadersymz:
InvaderSymz Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2009
ROFL
12:39:48 am <WolfBlitz2> there was this guy on halloween
12:40:08 am <WolfBlitz2> dressed up in a a fairy suit with vampire fangs
12:40:17 am <WolfBlitz2> he said he was edward cullens

I want that as my fucking sig now XDDD
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:iconhauomochikaeri:
hauomochikaeri Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2010
me too <3
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:iconinvadersymz:
InvaderSymz Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2010
*Cullen-hate-hi-five* :heart:
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:iconhauomochikaeri:
hauomochikaeri Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2010
Actually, I like the vamps. Its Bella I can't stand.

... meh. Night World and Thirst are way better.
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:iconinvadersymz:
InvaderSymz Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2010
NNNNNNGH I LOVE NIGHTWORLD AND THIRST.

8D ILU :heart:
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:iconhauomochikaeri:
hauomochikaeri Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2010
:iconiluplz: 2

I also like this movie called Bled... Most people are like: "WTF IS DAT LOL"

WAY better than Twifail.
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:iconinvadersymz:
InvaderSymz Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2010
HURRAH!

wtfisdat? XDD Sounds badass though!! 8D
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:iconhauomochikaeri:
hauomochikaeri Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2010
ITS A MVOIE ABOUT VAMPIRS

lol Tara-speak.

I have to stop with that phase.

It involves ancient 'dreamworld' drugs that turn you into a vampire... all very awesome. Watched it after Twilight and TTLY saw the difference. TEH AWESOME DIFFERNECE.

... how make small font? :iconkawaiidesuplz:
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Tatooine92 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2009  Student Writer
Oh, I usually love jokes bashing Edward "Sparklebutt" Cullen, but today I don't, because I lost another friend to that obsession. :cries: The number's up to four now. Screw this world.
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:iconhauomochikaeri:
hauomochikaeri Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2010
AN HERO? D:
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B-wanted Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2009
"<Emo-Skittles> LOL YOU CANT SPELL STUPID WITHOUT U"

AAAHAHHAHAHAHA~!!!!

OMG AT THAT EDWARD CULLEN LMAO!! xD BEST ONE EVAR!! I say it again! BEST EVER!!
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Vari-Vigilante Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2009
12:39:48 am <WolfBlitz2> there was this guy on halloween
12:40:08 am <WolfBlitz2> dressed up in a a fairy suit with vampire fangs
12:40:17 am <WolfBlitz2> he said he was edward cullens

Good one :D
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ekurian Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2009  Student Digital Artist
The Cullen one is now becoming my signature.
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Halapande Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
<Sugarsaur>x-it-here: Im ok with them on their own, the inverses and the gaussian elimination and gauss-jordan elimination totally screwed me over
<x-it-here>Sugarsaur: -watches as that statement flies over her head- It's a bird! It's a plane! It's.... what the hell is that?

:rofl:

Few are awesome but this one rocks ^
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Deliiee Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2009  Student
I JUST LOST THE GAME

haha. edward cullen. priceless.
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Linkfan196 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2009  Student Artisan Crafter
heh heh...two bald people...
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I3I Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2009
poor lasagna :icontehestareplz:
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Aseamlessbond Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2009
<Little-Vampire> why does the IKEA website takes ages to load for me :crying:
<GattaForte> Little-Vampire: They have to assemble the server with allen wrenches


<kaiser321> If the earth was like prison, the US would be Canada's bitch :fear:
<TenshiHikari> lol Why's that, kaiser321?
<kaiser321> TenshiHikari: they're bigger AND they're on top! :noes:


:rofl:
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zen666 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
"*watches as the statement flies over her head* It's a bird! It's a plane! It's-- what the hell is that?!" :XD:
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ArtisianCrumpets Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2009  Student General Artist
I always read it as hemogoblin, too...
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zienda Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2009
Actually, it was 'homogoblin'...xD
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GattaForte Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Holy crap, never thought I'd be part of a LOL corner entry. XD Oh, the IKEA jokes.
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