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Hello!
Welcome to the forty-fifth edition of the still awesomely named Stock and Awe a series of newsletters as suggested by you!
Recent Stock
Stock submitted into the Stock Gallery in the last 24 hours.

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Who Stole the Cookies by mree Who Stole the Cookies :iconmree:mree 3,865 306
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The LOL Corner [#72]
The LOL Corner
This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.
dAmnIt! has reached over 23,000 quotes!!!
When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!
Feel free to note me with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition. Please make sure that the quote has already been submitted and approved to dAmnIt! and that you give me the quote number in your note.
The Last 10 Editions:
One Year Special Edition
Edition Sixty-Two<
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the impossibility of reason by zilla774 the impossibility of reason :iconzilla774:zilla774 1,063 148
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The (POT) HEAD Challenge!
THE POT HEAD CHALLENGE!

Contest will now be extended for another week :eager:!
:bulletred: Contest will be open October 6th - 17th For submissions!
:bulletred: Winner will be announced October 23rd :bulletred:
What we are looking for !!
The name of the game is such!
Simply all you have to do it take a picture of you with a kitchen pot or pan on your head :#1:
We are looking for the funniest pictures we can get!
:bulletblue::bulletyellow: PLEASE SEND ME A NOTE TITLED, "CONTEST ENTRY", WITH THE THUMB OF YOUR PICTURE YOU ARE SUBMITTING FOR THE CONTEST, PLEASE PUT THIS PICTURE IN YOUR SCRAPS SO I CAN FAV PROPERLY. :bulletblue::bulletyellow:
RULES :
:bulletblue:No actual use of pot( this is by no means a drug contest)
if entered with any form of this drug you will be disqualified
[Bullet; Blue]PHOTOGRAPHY ONLY PLEASE
[Bullet; Blue]NO MANIPULATIOn allowed.
[Bullet; Blue]Judging will be based on creativity, and originalit
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:shakemartypunker: by Little-Vampire :shakemartypunker: :iconlittle-vampire:Little-Vampire 22 43
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The LOL Corner [#71]
The LOL Corner
This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.
dAmnIt! has reached over 23,000 quotes!!!
When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!
Feel free to note me with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition. Please make sure that the quote has already been submitted and approved to dAmnIt! and that you give me the quote number in your note.
The Last 10 Editions:
One Year Special Edition
Edition Sixty-One<
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The Same but Different 15
There are a lot of themes that run through the stock gallery – many people have similar ideas but they pull them off in different ways. In this series of newsletters we will look at similar ideas but different outcomes.
The cloud photo:-


And some art:-
The Escape by DaYDidA Child's Toy by darkestcelestial
The tree photo:-
:thumb138412309:Orchard 10 by Ariaocstock:thumb133776799::thumb133264466:
tree stock by crazykitty82stockTree by gabriella-stockTree - Stock by Sassy-StockDead tree by CAStock
And some art:-
:thumb131942933:Open Cage. by blast-windEmpty by azrinkamiBegotten Fairytale by PaperDreamerArt
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:peace:
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The Complaints Tavern Newsletter: Issue 5
:la: Welcome to the fifth, yes that's right, fifth Complaints Tavern Newsletter! This month has been filled with drama, humor, and a healthy dose of rage. A few quick announcements before we get started!
:new: The Odds & Ends section has been severely revised, and, as always, you should read it. It contains vital information regarding submissions and everything else you need to know.
:bulletgreen: At the beginning of the month, your editor conducted a poll where Tavern-goers could vote for their favorite official deviantART emoticon. The winner was :la:. Expect the happy little guy to be popping up later in the issue!
Letters to the Editor
Dear Timmy
I am sorely disappointed with your advice columnist.
He showed up at my house last month and refuses to leave my front lawn unless I write a column for him. I even hit him with a baseball bat and called the police.
Can you tell him I won't write his column or give him a foot rub?
Thanks.
Abby
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The LOL Corner [#70]
The LOL Corner
This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.
dAmnIt! has reached over 23,000 quotes!!!
When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!
Feel free to note me with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition. Please make sure that the quote has already been submitted and approved to dAmnIt! and that you give me the quote number in your note.
The Last 10 Editions:
One Year Special Edition
Edition Sixty
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:iconmartypunker:martypunker 281 131
Troopers by tmronin Troopers :icontmronin:tmronin 1,085 112
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Stock or art?
Stock or art?
Below are some resource images - which ones are prints and which ones are lowly resource images? That is for you to decide! You have until you've scrolled down!


Giant's Staircase 6 by Dracoart-StockBG Green Woods by Eirian-stock
I'm of Two Minds by redwolf518Biarritz_018 by shark-graphic:thumb115912774:Tranquil Wood by DustwaveStock
Glitters3 by GabiGlamcolourful wall texture by beckasGrunge Texture iii by struckdumb:thumb127041008:
:thumb92952175:Texture - red,blue,coffee by dom90nicTexture 24 by cetrobotexture 09-06 by andreuccettiart
So. How many could you purchase in the shop?
One? Two?
You should've guessed by now!
Yup.
:star:ALL OF THEM!:star:
I think the above section certainly proves that stock and resources are art.
A big thank you to the tireless resource providers.
:heart:
:peace:
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The LOL Corner [#69]
The LOL Corner
This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.
dAmnIt! has reached over 22,000 quotes!!!
When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!
Feel free to note me with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition. Please make sure that the quote has already been submitted and approved to dAmnIt! and that you give me the quote number in your note.
The Last 10 Editions:
One Year Special Edition
Edition Fifty-Nine
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Hey guys, if you're looking for something to read, why not check out Eithe's Way by demonlight? You can pick it up on Amazon. It's a great read. I even left a review on the American site! www.amazon.com/Eithes-Way-Rhia…

And, when you've read that, you can enter into this contest for a chance to be a character in one of her stories! www.deviantart.com/journal/Do-… How cool is that?

Anyway, has anyone else read a book recently they'd like to share?

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It's July 15th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

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