Marriland

Dear Cauliflower,
This is my letter of acceptance toward your death. I hold no resentment toward our dear trainer Devin, who had only good intentions in mind when he switched me out for you. He wanted to get rid of the slackoth with you so that neither of us would die. He didn't know that the slackoth had such a horrendous move as counter. I'm so very glad that Devin allowed me to have my revenge.
Somehow, we always knew this would come. A part of me was weak to you, and nobody wanted us to be together because of how weak I was to you. The problem with their logic was that a part of you would always be weak to me too, and that made it okay. I know that together we have made big improvements on how couples of non-same types are viewed, and I hope that I will continue to do so as you look down on me from Pokeheaven.
Devin has matched me with someone new. A handsome dodrio by the name of Kohlrabi. Even though I'm a grass type and he's a flying type, he seems to like me. I only feel friend