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Hetalia meets Maury - Part 5

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Hetalia meets Maury - Part 5

(resume transmission) (The seating arrangement has now changed, with Maury sitting in the middle, Feli and Gilbert on his left side and Ludwig and Roderich on his right.) Maury: *looks at Feli and Gilbert* Something's not right here… Gilbert: *looking at Feli* Hey there… (interrupt transmission) (resume transmission) (Feli and Ludwig have switched places.  Maury looks content.) Maury: Much better.  Now, I think we should just bring on our final guest.  Everyone, meet Elizabeta Héderváry, Roderich's husband! (Elizabeta rapidly walks down in a military fashion, completely ignoring the ch

Hetalia meets Maury - Part 4

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Hetalia meets Maury - Part 4

(resume transmission) Maury: Anyway.  Gilbert.  You're not REALLY proud of having sex for a double draft of lagers with wursts are you? Gilbert: Yep.  He was fat and ugly as hell and smelt like vodka but it was worth it.  Because it's a double draft with wursts!  Double draft of lager with wursts tastes fucking good! (Audience groans, Maury facepalms.) Maury: Um… well… perhaps we should bring on one of our other guests.  Everyone, meet Roderich Edelstein, Ludwig and Gilbert's cousin! Gilbert: (in background) Oh god that stupid aristocrat… (Roderich walks out to a

Hetalia meets Maury - Part 3

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Hetalia meets Maury - Part 3

(resume transmission) (Maury is catatonic, but then notices the video feed resuming.  Ludwig is steaming.  Feli is still oblivious.) Maury: I think… I think we should just bring Gilbert on.  Just roll the tape. (begin video) Gilbert: Hey is this thing running?  Pff all right everyone, my name's Gilbert and I'm totally awesome!  I may be 20 years old but ain't no one gonna run my life, especially not that loser Ludwig.  I drink, I smoke, I fuck around!  I once paid an Italian man 40… um 60 DM to give me a lap dance!  I even had sex for a double d

Hetalia meets Maury - Part 2

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Hetalia meets Maury - Part 2

(resume transmission) Maury: Now Ludwig, you say you have a kid? Ludwig: …Yes, you could say that.  We're actually the same age. Maury: Everyone, meet Feliciano Vargas! (Feli skips happily onto the stage accompanied by "Awwwwwwws" from the audience.) Feli: HEEEEEEEEEEEY EVERYONE!  WHO WANTS PASTAAAAAAA?! *throws it onto Ludwig* Maury: Playing with his food?  Did he learn that from your brother? Ludwig: No he was like this when he moved in with me.  Feli come here. Maury: Take a seat, Feliciano.   Feli: *ignores* DOITSU, DOITSU!  ARE WE PLAYING SOCCER TODAY? Maury: Insu

Hetalia meets Maury - Part 1

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Hetalia meets Maury - Part 1

Gilbert, Out of Control Adult (Maury's Studio, Day) Maury: Welcome back everybody.  Now my next, guest, Ludwig, is only 20 years old, and has sacrificed everything to take care of his older brother, Gilbert.  But ever since Gilbert came to live with him, Ludwig says his life has been a living hell.   (sanctimonious tone) Ludwig claims his brother Gilbert, is OUT OF CONTROL!  Not only is he refusing to help with the housework, but when he gets angry he literally BITES Ludwig, his brother, and negatively influences Ludwig's baby.  He's admitted to prostitution and brags about having sex for
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Hetalia meets Maury - Part 5

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Hetalia meets Maury - Part 5

(resume transmission) (The seating arrangement has now changed, with Maury sitting in the middle, Feli and Gilbert on his left side and Ludwig and Roderich on his right.) Maury: *looks at Feli and Gilbert* Something's not right here… Gilbert: *looking at Feli* Hey there… (interrupt transmission) (resume transmission) (Feli and Ludwig have switched places.  Maury looks content.) Maury: Much better.  Now, I think we should just bring on our final guest.  Everyone, meet Elizabeta Héderváry, Roderich's husband! (Elizabeta rapidly walks down in a military fashion, completely ignoring the ch

Hetalia meets Maury - Part 4

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Hetalia meets Maury - Part 4

(resume transmission) Maury: Anyway.  Gilbert.  You're not REALLY proud of having sex for a double draft of lagers with wursts are you? Gilbert: Yep.  He was fat and ugly as hell and smelt like vodka but it was worth it.  Because it's a double draft with wursts!  Double draft of lager with wursts tastes fucking good! (Audience groans, Maury facepalms.) Maury: Um… well… perhaps we should bring on one of our other guests.  Everyone, meet Roderich Edelstein, Ludwig and Gilbert's cousin! Gilbert: (in background) Oh god that stupid aristocrat… (Roderich walks out to a

Hetalia meets Maury - Part 3

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Hetalia meets Maury - Part 3

(resume transmission) (Maury is catatonic, but then notices the video feed resuming.  Ludwig is steaming.  Feli is still oblivious.) Maury: I think… I think we should just bring Gilbert on.  Just roll the tape. (begin video) Gilbert: Hey is this thing running?  Pff all right everyone, my name's Gilbert and I'm totally awesome!  I may be 20 years old but ain't no one gonna run my life, especially not that loser Ludwig.  I drink, I smoke, I fuck around!  I once paid an Italian man 40… um 60 DM to give me a lap dance!  I even had sex for a double d

Hetalia meets Maury - Part 2

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Hetalia meets Maury - Part 2

(resume transmission) Maury: Now Ludwig, you say you have a kid? Ludwig: …Yes, you could say that.  We're actually the same age. Maury: Everyone, meet Feliciano Vargas! (Feli skips happily onto the stage accompanied by "Awwwwwwws" from the audience.) Feli: HEEEEEEEEEEEY EVERYONE!  WHO WANTS PASTAAAAAAA?! *throws it onto Ludwig* Maury: Playing with his food?  Did he learn that from your brother? Ludwig: No he was like this when he moved in with me.  Feli come here. Maury: Take a seat, Feliciano.   Feli: *ignores* DOITSU, DOITSU!  ARE WE PLAYING SOCCER TODAY? Maury: Insu

Hetalia meets Maury - Part 1

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Hetalia meets Maury - Part 1

Gilbert, Out of Control Adult (Maury's Studio, Day) Maury: Welcome back everybody.  Now my next, guest, Ludwig, is only 20 years old, and has sacrificed everything to take care of his older brother, Gilbert.  But ever since Gilbert came to live with him, Ludwig says his life has been a living hell.   (sanctimonious tone) Ludwig claims his brother Gilbert, is OUT OF CONTROL!  Not only is he refusing to help with the housework, but when he gets angry he literally BITES Ludwig, his brother, and negatively influences Ludwig's baby.  He's admitted to prostitution and brags about having sex for

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omg you're still alive!!!!
I love you jsut for the fact that you're finaly a male Shizuo :dummy: xDDD
Pfff... we're not THAT rare... are we? XD
Sadly ... I only see female Shizuos xDDD
There were several at Otakon. I guess I'm just the tallest. XD
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