Banzaicrew gathers, and now my watch begins.
It shall not end until my death.
I shall partake in no strife, scold no cons, father no unrest.
I shall wear no crowns and win no fortune.
I shall aid and help at my post.
I am the crew of Banzaicon.
I am the watcher in the halls.
I am the fire that burns against the cold, the crew that makes Banzaicon, the light that repels the haters, the shield that guards the realm of our fans.
I pledge my life and honor to Banzaicrew, for this con and all the cons to come.