You. please, help me. I'm so fricking scared. I got this creepy feeling that someone is looking at me, watching me. I can feel it!
though... wait a second. It's YOU! You're watching me on DA! That's amazing! Welcome to my Army Of Lurkers , Soldier! You can now Lurk Moar! (AOL!).
From now on you will be receiving fursuit/animal photography until the end of times*! I hope you will enjoy my work as much as I enjoy making it!
Thanks again for being awesome and doing awesome stuff such as watching me! Have a lovely little Llama! Please treat him well and feed him cake!
Supreme Commander of the Army Of Lurkers
(*Note: Not really until the end of time)