Dad: Is there any reason you're so unfriendly?
Me: Well actually-
Dad: What can I do to make you nicer to me?
Me: Well you could-
Dad: Just think about it for a while.
Me: I have, and-
Dad: Because I don't know how to treat you anymore.
Me: Because you don't lis-
Dad: No clue at all.
Of course this is just a dramatization. I didn't even get enough time to speak at all.