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  • Listening to: Drop Pop Candy (Undertale version)
  • Eating: The souls of the innocent
Hey guys! I just wanted to ask if you all were interested in a small thing I'm thinking of uploading.
Recently, I have started to write reader inserts, and I have one that I kinda want to put on here. However, I wanted to see if anyone was actually interested in reading it or not. Give me your feedback in the comments-or don't, if you don't want to.
Kthnxbai
  • Listening to: Drop Pop Candy (Undertale version)
  • Eating: The souls of the innocent
Tagged by my bro :iconepic-hound:

Rules:
1. You must post these rules.
2. Answer the ten questions the person who tagged you made up, then make up your own 10 questions for the people you tagged to answer.
3. Choose ten people and put their icons on this journal.
4. Nothing like 'you are tagged if you read this'.
5. Everyone that has been TAGGED must make a journal entry.

His questions:

1. Fav Smash character? (if you never played smash then just tell me your fav video game character)
Can't choose between King Dedede, Falco, Meta Knight, and Diddy. ^^;

2. Favorite Youtuber?
Markiplier or Pewdiepie. They're both cool.

3. Fav soda?
Any Faygo soda. ((:icongamzeeplz:))

4. Did you know someone that you cared about but found out they died?
My cousin Michael...

5. Music You know when Mario and Peach team up, you are screwed~! Music
I know.

6. What do you like about my art?
The originality and the ideas behind it.

7. Which character from any media (games, TV, comics, etc) would you bring to life?
Too many to choose from. 

8. I hate coming up with questions
Same here.

9. Goddammit Ross......
Ross?

10. Stupidest thing you've ever said to someone on accident?
Hmm.... no idea.

My questions:

1. If a new Smash Bros. was to come out soon, which characters do you want to be added to the roster?

2. What's your opinion on the upcoming FNAF 3?

3. Favorite type of cookie?

4. Is there any specific fandom you'd like to see me draw?

5. Take any art/writing classes?

6. If you could change your past, would you?

7. Would you care if I died tomorrow?

8. If you could bring any dead fictional character back to life, who would it be?

9. Any ideas for a new icon, if any?

10. What's the time?


I have no idea who to tag, so if any of my watchers want to do this, go ahead.
I ain't forcing ya.
  • Listening to: BELIEF-DUALSEC
  • Reading: Words on screen
  • Playing: Five Nights at Freddy\'s 2
  • Eating: Cookies CX
I didn't go to any of my classes.
Reason?
My old school hasn't transferred my papers over so that I can get my schedule.

So all that I did today was sit.
In the guidance counselor's office.
And draw in my sketchbook.
.-.

The school food was actually pretty good, though.
  • Listening to: Hetaloid- iNsANiTY
  • Reading: Words on screen
  • Eating: Pringles
♔ If we lived together... ♔
[ ] argue all the time
[ ] sex sex sex
[ ] watch movies
[ ] prank call
[ ] chat
[ ] dnm
[ ] play fight
[ ] cuddle
[ ] kiss
[ ] throw a mean-ass party 
[ ] make out
[ ] whatever you want
[ ] I wouldn't want to live with you

♔ If we kissed by accident, I would... ♔
[ ] bite your lip softly
[ ] kiss you back 
[ ] slap you
[ ] laugh about it
[ ] stand there wondering if I should kiss you again
[ ] it wouldn't happen 
[ ] it'll never ever ever ever happen, so don't get your hopes up

♔ If you held my hand, I would... ♔
[ ] lock my fingers in between yours
[ ] stand there like wtf are you doing
[ ] let you keep it 
[ ] pull away
[ ] idk

♔ If you hugged me, I would... ♔
[ ] hug you back
[ ] push away
[ ] be shocked
[ ] i wouldn't hug you

♔ Would I date you? ♔
[ ] yeah
[ ] maybe
[ ] nahhhhh
[ ] idk
[ ] nah we're basically brother/sister
[ ] already have

♔ If we walked home together, I'd... ♔
[ ] hold your hand
[ ] push you in a bush
[ ] trip you and run
[ ] give you a biiiiiiig hug
[ ] have a heart to heart conversation
[ ] act like idiots

♔ In 10 years, I see you... ♔
[ ] pregnant 
[ ] a celebrity/famous person 
[ ] model
[ ] crackhead
[ ] same as now
[ ] athlete
[ ] party every night
[ ] in university

♔ I can see us... ♔
[ ] living together
[ ] being close
[ ] not talking
[ ] married
[ ] chilling
[ ] partying together

♔ You should... ♔
[ ] talk to me more
[ ] chill with me
[ ] write on my wall
[ ] stop being a stranger
[ ] text me
[ ] call me
[ ] skype with me 
[ ] put this as your journal so i can comment on it 

  • Listening to: Bad Apple- Hetaloid version
  • Reading: Words on screen
  • Watching: YuGiOh Abridged- Episode 27
Today, I shall work on a contest pic and draw infected Romale!~

join.me/479-626-883
  • Listening to: Animal I Have Become
  • Reading: Words on screen
I got a hamsta
An adorable hamsta
I feel so young again ;A;
  • Listening to: Canadian Please
  • Reading: Words on screen
  • Watching: Marik Plays Bloodlines- Part 1
Who here still believes in Creepypasta . . . They're fading away . . .
Jeff: Help, we're fading away!
Slenderman: Those girls are giving us a bad name.
Masky: Yeah, I-I still have s-some ch-cheesecake . . .
Hoodie: P-Please H-Help U-Us . . .
Toby: Please d-don't forget u-us . . . *Twitch*
Eyeless Jack: Please . . . Think about Sally.
Sally: Please, Miss or Mister! I don't want to be forgotten . . .
Laughing Jack: Please, *Sobs* I'm not laughing now . . . *Sobs*.
Jane: Remember us, . . . please?
Ben: I still have to beat Dead Rising 3, Titan Fall! I won't beat it without you! D:
Zalgo: I promise that I won't kill you in your sleep if you repost this . . .
The Rake: I won't kill you, either.
Please Repost This. Because of the twelve year old girls almost killing their friend because of Slenderman, they have given the Creepypastas a bad a name.
Every five seconds, a Creepypasta fan turns against Creepypastas.
Please.
Think about Sally.
Repost this with hashtag, #weloveyoucreepypasta .
~Repost

In honor of BEN, name all your gaming files as his name.
In honor of Jeff, always smile no matter what happens.
In honor of Slenderman, remember that everything is not what it seems.
In honor of Masky and Hoodie, be nice to the shy kids.
In honor of LJ, take nothing serious and laugh alot.
In honor of EJ, be yourself, no matter how strange you are.
In honor of Dark Link, embrace your dark side.
In honor of Jane, fight for whats right.
In honor of Sally, remember that you never grow up and you always have a child inside.
In honor of Toby, always love your family members.
In honor of Dr. Smiley, always help friends find happiness and freedom.

Normal girls want to marry Princes, we want to marry Killers
Normal girls play Dress up, we Cosplay
Normal girls eat Ice cream when depressed, we eat Cheesecake
Normal girls wouldn't ever Go into the woods at night, we go searching for Slenderman
Normal girls freak out over a broken nail, we freak out over a broken knife
Normal girls wear Bows, we wear Beanies
Normal girls say weird, we say cool
Normal girls ask why did you do that?, we say you shouldn't have done that
Normal girls say go to hell, we say GO.TO.SLEEP.
Normal girls say Link, we say BEN Drowned
Normal girls think Jeff is ugly, we think he is Beautiful
Normal girls say Cannibal, we say Eyeless Jack
Normal girls say go die in a hole, we say you've met with a terrible fate haven't you?
Normal girls fan girl over band boys, we fan girl over Psycho Killers
Repost if you love Creepypasta put this on your profile if you're a true fan girl
  • Listening to: Canadian Please
  • Reading: Words on screen
  • Watching: Marik Plays Bloodlines- Part 1
SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE!!


SPECIFICALLY FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE FEMALE AND ARE BETWEEN THE AGES OF 10-16!!


This isn't just for the MLP or Sonic fandom either, it's for ANY of the popular fandoms (like, Dr. Who, Danganropa, etc.)


~~~~~~~

There is a well known sexual predator on the internet that goes by the name of SuperPsyguy/Psyguy, and he's notorious for "Grooming" under-aged females and abusing them mentally and emotionally. His accomplices, "Dave"/"CrikeyDave" had sided with him as well as a few other guys. He started around 2010 and has continued up til now. Lately. though, he has been "hiding" to avoid the confrontation that people have been rising to go up against him.

At first, he'd be nice to them and friendly, but then things would spiral out of control once he had them on the hook. He'd harass and ask for panty-shots while cyber-sexting them over skype (or even texting if he had their phone number). And if any of the girls decided to stop talking to him or try to get away form him, oh, he'd be worse than an "evil-ex". He's been known to give death threats, write poetry about killing the girls who went against him, he even ASKED FOR A PIECE OF ARTWORK ON DEVIANTART OF HIMSELF STRANGLING ONE OF THE GIRLS!! 

Here's a video narrated and explained by one of his victims, and tells of her experience with meeting the man (a whole DECADE older than her! Just imagine a 13-yr-old girl talking to a 23-yr-old sex offender.... ene )



Recently there has been a Tumblr Blog created specifically for calling out this guy, and it has NUMEROUS stories from the girls/women who have been abused by Psyguy and his accomplices (screen caps of Skype Conversations and eveything)

Believe me, I barely got through half of one post before wanting to throw up!

This guy.... Ugh, it's just DISGUSTING!

And.... I really want to just get the word out and maybe start even a small fire, because.... I mean, he's crafty and manipulative, so he knows he'd more likely be able to get a naive victim that's in a popular fandom (especially one geared towards kids like MLP).

So guys... I just want you to be careful out there, okay? Be careful who you friend and share contact information with. They can be really nice at first, but you can't share information if you've only known them for a short time. And, if you could, share this journal on your own and spread the word around. From DA to Tumblr.... ANYWHERE!

I WANT NO ONE BEING ATTAKED BY HIM or ...


I was informed by: :icontwi-da-sonicdork:
Her journal: www.deviantart.com/journal/SPR…
  • Listening to: Nothing
  • Reading: Words on screen
  • Watching: Marik Plays Bloodlines- Part 1
Watch :icondahub: and follow the instructions and you TOO can earn free points!

Have fun!
  • Listening to: Nothing
  • Reading: Words on screen
  • Watching: Marik Plays Bloodlines- Part 1
This is NOT a joke. This hacker alert is actually REAL for once!!!*

Somehow, there's a hacker lurking around here who not only changes the name of users around here, but he also posts a journal entry claiming that you'll commit suicide, and he'll troll with the same journal entry by adding inappropriate comments! He'll even add insult to injury by writing naughty comments on your page, and add a crude drawing of a male's private parts! If he reads this, he'll probably think twice before hacking! Spread the word, and stop this evil hacker before you become his next victim!

Apparently, he's targeted a user formerly named kronosfactor52, renamed him TruePhazonianForce, posted a similar journal entry on his dA page, and added harsh comments to it!

Copy and paste this to your journal so that it doesn't happen to you!!!
  • Listening to: Nothing
  • Reading: Words on screen
  • Watching: Nothing
I've evaded it for a while. Tagged by :iconepic-hound:
1. - You must post these rules.
2. - Each person has to share 10 things about them
3. - Answer the 10 questions asked to you and invent 10 questions the PEOPLE you tag will have to answer.
4. - Choose 10 people and put their icons on your journal 
5. - Go to their page to inform them they are tagged
6. - Not something like " you are tagged if you read that"
7. - You have to legitimately tag 10 people
8. - No tag-backs
9. - You can't say that you don't do tags.
10. - YOU MUST MAKE A JOURNAL ENTRY. NO COMMENTS. Unless you're commenting about the actual entry.

1. I have red hair.
2. I like abridged versions of shows more than the original.
3. I play tennis and joined my school's team this past spring.
4. I LOVE Nutella.
5. I get sun poisoning on my hands.
6. I'd rather have a hamster than a cellphone.
7. I can forget things easily.
8. I'm related to a lot of famous historical people, such as Abraham Lincoln.
9. My birthday is in one month and a day.
10. My favorite type of apple is granny smith.

His questions:
1. Which of my characters would you take on a date? (HETERO ONLY!)
Hound with Romale. Even though she's with Manic.
2. What if you were stuck in a room with your least favorite character?
.......sh*t. Kill him with FIRE!!!! 
3. Have you ever done something REALLY stupid and ended up hurting yourself really bad?
I might have when I was younger. I don't remember. ^^;
4. Favorite love song?
Does Seether's "Careless Whisper" count?
5. Favorite Sonic couples? Not that I care though >_>
SonAmy, Shadmaria, Knouge, Vectnilla, Tailream, Taismo.
6. Favorite RPG game?
I've never played an RPG game.
7. What do you think of my dog J.J? (click the name to see him)
I'm stealing him. O.O
8. What do you like to draw the most?
Sonic fan characters. It's fun to draw them and explore their characters.
9. Which of your favorite characters (from any series) would you want brought to life?
Portgaz D. Ace (One Piece), Sabo (One Piece), Manic (Sonic), and Shadow (Sonic).
10. Final question! Are you a morning person or no?
No. I love sleeping in.

My questions:

1. Is there a food you hope you never eat again?
2. 
Do you like abridged series? If yes, what's your favorite?
4. Who inspires you to draw?
5. Did you notice that there was no number 3?
6. What's your favorite song?
7. Other than your usual art, what else do you like to draw/write?
8. What's your favorite holiday?
9. Who do you think would win in a fight: Shadow, Sonic, Silver, Scourge, or Manic?
10. Freebie!! 8'D




Tagging time!! Muahahahaha!!!
I tag: :iconsonicforthewin2: :iconalaricskywalker: :icondarkflamesangel: :iconhuskyleafstudios: :iconlombaxprincess: :iconliyahpink12: :iconcastiels--assbutt: :iconshaneenamcgee3: :iconsammiethehedgehog13: :icontwi-da-sonicdork:

I'm gonna die for tagging them... ;A;
 
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  • Reading: Words on screen
  • Watching: Nothing
Hey! Like the title says, I won't be on for a while. I'm over at my friend :iconfasterthenyou:'s house and I haven't had the chance to get on the internet till now. But as soon as I'm back, I'll post more stuff and respond to messages!
  • Listening to: Nothing
  • Reading: Words on screen
  • Watching: Nothing
The first 10 people to comment on this journal will be featured with my 5 favourite deviations from their gallery! 

You then 
have to do this thing in your journal too, putting me as the first feature.

1. :iconclawrhythem:  Silver Merhog by ClawRhythem  Vaati's Darkness by ClawRhythem  Super Scourge by ClawRhythem  Canas Dress-up ::Contest Entry:: by ClawRhythem  Scourge and Sonic Designs for Perspectives by ClawRhythem

2. :iconepic-hound:  Hound and Friends in Kirby Land by Epic-Hound  Hound, Shinsuke, and Eternal again by Epic-Hound  :AT: Nuala The Skunk by Epic-Hound  RQ - Makayla The Cat by Epic-Hound  RQ - Romale The Hedgehog by Epic-Hound

3. :iconfasterthenyou:  CRACK STORYCRACK SCOURGExROMALE
Romale's dream:
romale: *dancing in a feild of flowers, singing all hail shadow*
scourge: *runs up to romale in a dress, blushing*
romale: *Laughing her ass off*
scourge: on his hands and kees* romale i love you!!!
romale: *crying* i love you too scourge!!
romale/scourge: *kissing the others face off*
rosa: get off my sister!! *punches romale*
manic: *punches rosa* dont touch my lover!!
scourge: romale make love to me!!
manic/rosa: your too young!!
manic: *drags away a baby romale*
rosa: *drags away a baby scourge*
scourge: noo!! romale!!
romale: *crying* scourge!! come back!
romale: *sits up screaming in bed* no!!!
manic: ro!! are you alright?!?!?
romale: no!!!! i need to stop eating choclate!! *looking at a pile of choclate wrappers*
author: *lookng at the work, smashing head into the wall* i need to lay off the mints.......
  unwanted and unlovedthis is a song i wrote that i wanted to post. im falling into a depressed state slowly, and no one really cares. so here it is:
                                      unwanted unloved
my hart is twisted
caught in a war
with my mind
i wish to be yours with my heart
but my mind tells me different~
do you love me?
do you even care?
is this just lust towards you?
cause you showed me a light?
i want love and answers,
but you never come by.
you gave me a life
saved me from the dark
now i want to repay you
give you happiness
give you love
but i cant seem to find you
do you love me?
do you even care?
is this just lust towards you?
cause you gave me a light?
i want love and answers,
but you never came back~
when you gave me your love
you made me happy!
when you showed me the light
i made a silent promise
never to bring you down when i fell
back to the darkness
for i loved you from the second i saw you
  Love Beyond Hatred chapter 1LOVE BEYOND HATRED
Ever love someone who cant stand to look at you?
Ever kiss a girl that makes you sad?
Have you ever felt scared that if you leave her she'll hunt you and kill you?
Thats what i felt till she left me.
My name is Ryan, and this is the story of my life after she broke my heart.
                                    ***************
Ryan: shriek please hes not right for you!!!
Shriek: i never loved you ryan! so let me be!! im marrying Kilmy!
Ryan: fine! but when he leaves you dont come back to me!! *runs outta the house into the street, straight to the woods*
???: *watching ryan sob under a tree*
Ryan: *sobbing his eyes out* im better for her!! shes making a mistake!!!
???: *comes outta hiding* ryan are you okay? why are you crying?
Ryan: *looks up* k-killer she left me!!!
Killer: who left you? *holding ryan close, hushing him*
Ryan: Shreik!!! she left me for a dragon womanizer!!!
kill
  Mephadow: The year i'll never forgetChapter 1
It was about 12 o'clock when rouge left shadows house to go home from movie night. shadow was cleaning up the living room from popcorn bags and sodas when he was hit in the back by something.
"hello shadow" a cold dark voice said from behind shadow. shadow rolled over onto his back to see mephlies sanding their above him. "i have a requst offer for you."
"why in the world would i care" shadow asked.
"join me in my quest to rule or be a little after party toy" mephlies said.
"Umm... no i dont have to and i'll never ever be a little toy for you" shadow spat.
"fine. thats that. i gave you a chose. you can always change your mind" mephlies said.
shadow jumped up from the ground and ran up to his room and locked the door then jumped out the second story window just as mephlies got to the locked door. he ran all the way to his girlfriend delfinas house. mephlies was no more then 10 feet behind him the hole time.
"del del open up" shadow said as he banged on her door. delfina opened
  Valentines DanceValentines Dance
  In a litle town off in the country, sonic and his gang go to met up with some friends and take a few days off, since eggman broke his arms and legs last time him and sonic fought. problem was valentines day was around the cornor andno eggman to keep the pink brat off sonic.... Any hoo,they were all chilling, or doing whatever in shadows case, when a group of people walked up to them. in the group was Defina, Rosa, Jet, Wave, ans Storm.
  "Hey guys," Delfina said. "Its been to long!!"
  "Yeah," all the guys in sonics group said, slightly drooling over her.
  Laughter caught all their attention as the members of another group, one that everyone dislikes, but Rosa, approched them; Team Darkness.
  "looks like all the guys have fallen," said a green hedgehog by the name of shiek, leader of team darkness. she suddenly kicked out at sonic trying to start a fight.
  but sonic was too happy, and not even they were going to make him mad.
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This hacker has been going around making a name for himself on the site. He'll hack into your account, but lay low for at least a week. You never even know he's there until you start seeing pictures of Thomas the Tank Engine saved onto your sta.sh. This will continue for a little while until a journal with the title "It's Too Late" is posted on your profile. The journal will be nothing but the lyrics to "Hungry Like The Wolf" by Duran Duran. Then he will change your password and begin sending notes to your watchers asking them for sexual favors in return for stock in Slim Jims. He will post poorly drawn My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan art on your profile, most of which involve Pinkie Pie reciting passages from The Old Testament while wearing various outfits from 1970's Sears catalogs. After five days time he will delete at least 4 of your watchers randomly and tag every single person that YOU watch in almost every post.  Then he will begin to write disturbing letters about President Obama in your journal along with screen-caps from those really weird RockAuto.com commercials. Finally after enough time has passed he will delete all of your content, hack into your bank account, force you to buy a 7-year premium membership, change your username to a variation of OHMYGODLOOKATTHOSESHOESTHEONESWITHELACE, and then post 37 pictures of his oddly misshapen nipples on your account.  

Post this in your journal to let your watchers know that you haven't been hacked and warn them about this rampant hacker! Stand up and fight! Don't let yourself become his latest victim!
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  • Eating: Birthday Cake Pop-Tarts
www.deviantart.com/journal/Ali…
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  • Eating: Birthday Cake Pop-Tarts
Hey ya'll! For all of my American watchers (no offense to other nation people, I love every one of you the same) HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!! 
I don't know if I'll be watching fireworks this year cause I'm getting hit by a stupid hurricane.
Stupid hurricane Arthur......
Anyways, hope the rest of you guys enjoy your fireworks and stuff..

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!
:iconamericanflagplz:
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  • Watching: Nothing
  • Eating: Birthday Cake Pop-Tarts
From :icontwi-da-sonicdork:

The hacker does vital region pictures around in the account page and writes in journals: "I hate you all, go die" And he will also remove all your watches.


If this happens to me, then you know that it isn't me. I write this journal to warn everyone here. i suggest you copy this journal and warn your watchers as well. I think the hackers will not have more fun with hacking you if you and your watchers already know what could happen.

you might get this message multiple times from multiple people of your watch list, but its better then not getting it.

Spread the word!

this hacker is going around and hacking into other people's accounts to block your friends so that your friends block you, get you in trouble, and could get you banned from DeviantART. If you get this warning, copy and paste this into your Journal and spread this to everyone.

APPARENTLY THIS HACKER IS CALLED 'LIFE OWNER'..... remember that name!

TELL EVERYONE ON YOUR LIST BECAUSE IF SOMEBODY ON YOUR LIST ADDS HIM THEN YOU WILL GET HIM ON YOUR LIST AS WELL. HE WILL FIGURE OUT YOUR COMPUTER ID, SO COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE EVEN IF YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THEM AND FAST BECAUSE IF HE HACKS THEIR EMAIL AND AFTER THAT HE WILL HACK YOUR MAIL TOO (he will fool you by pretending to be your friend. as soon as you open the mail you're done for!!...)

2. From multiple people

There's this hacker going around that will post pornographic pictures to your gallery/On your page. Especially of a male's nether region's. So, If he finds that you posted this to a journal or your page he'll know you know what's going on and won't hack you. Please repost this for your safety! I don't want all you getting hacked, etc
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Dear :iconlombaxprincess:,                             
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a leprechaun. I think I realized it When you smacked my ass at the mental hospital and I saw you Sit on my father. I'm sure you're Wanton Mistress of the Night enough to understand The middle-east is planning their revenge on you. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your criminal record as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember the pep talks and I love Oprah.
Go milk a cow,
:iconmanicgirl155:

How to do this:

Dear (choose a random person(the person you will tag I guess .o.)) ,                             
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when (2)
 (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)

1) What's the color of your shirt?

Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on Nutella
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October -Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – In your apartment
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 CD
Pink – Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other - The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed
House- Sterile
Steven Universe - Wanton Mistress of the Night

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by my the garbage man
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Our matching snoopy underwear
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Your toe ring
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your collection of butterflies
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your virginity
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N -  Love your sweet, sweet ass
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T -Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X -  Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
Italy - I'll still watch you sleep at night
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I, the girl that would never think she would ever have a boyfriend has got one!!
:iconshyblushplz: My boyfriend, who asked me out a little while ago is the one and only
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Bai!!~
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