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Jamie's Morning7:00 AM and my eyes flutter open as Im pulled from my sleep by the insistent blaring of my alarm clock. I lash out with my hand to hit the snooze button, and Im rewarded with the sound of my fist flattening the alarm clock like a wad of tinfoil and smashing through the nightstand as though it were made of balsa wood. With a rueful moan I rub the sleep from my eyes and look to the floor where the crumpled alarm clock lies amidst the splintered remains of my bedside table. The device offers a last plaintive wail before going silent, the red digital numbers on its face fading to black.
Sadly, this isnt the first time its happened. Lately Ive been going through alarm clocks like most people go through underwear.
With a heavy sigh, I pull the blankets off of me. I have to use two to keep myself coveredone for my lower body and one for my upper. Then with a grunt, I propel my hulking body in
Welcome to the Male Muscle dA group!
Who we are:
This is a group dedicated to male muscle-- ripped and lean, big and solid, growth, furry, macrophile. We pretty much like it all here.
First things first:
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