Once upon a time there was two whine- I mean, lovely teenagers called Bellend and Edweir- uh,Bella and Edward.
One day Bella perked up very dimly and announced
"Lets sell that weird green stuff that smells funny!"
Edwardo- I mean, Edward said
"You meen weed?"
"That monotone voice gets me so hot," Bella replied in the same dim way she always does, pouting out her lip and chewing on it like a ravenous Tazmanian Devil.
"Yeah, whatever. Lets do it then," Edward proceeded towards the phone, picked it up and boredly typed in a number.
"Yo dooood, wazzup maaan?"
"Hey Jacob, is that you?"
"Yeah, maaan. Whatd'ya want dooood?"
"We need about...10 tonnes of that weird stuff you have,"
"No, the green stuff,"
"Ohhh, alright then!" Exactly 10 minutes and 59 seconds later there was a knock on the door along with a howl, a sneeze and somebody shouting 'HONEY, I'M HOOOOOMMMEE~'which in it's own way is incredibly hot .
After many unpacking Bella squeeled in a high pictch that