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Well, this is awkward.

So, I guess my plan had some minor flaws. Namely that when you tie up deviantART staff with yarn and lock them in their office supply closet, they can use scissors and letter openers to break free. I even put a mirror on the inside of the door to confuse them! How did they know that was the way out? They're some smart humans.

They broke free, activated their laser pointers, and regained control of the servers and databases while we were dreadfully distracted. Now, everything is back to normal on deviantART. Worst of all, they said we "were very, very bad" and that they were "disappointed in us". That guilt is hard to live with, my friends.

We're back to drawing board now. No, we won't give up hope of total world domination. We're so close, I can feel it! Watch out, world! This isn't the last you'll see of FUR.

But world domination will have to wait until another day. Who's ready for a cat nap? :yawn:


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But you can call me Major General
I am `MajorGeneralWhiskers, commander-in-chief for the cat takeover. My hobbies include sleeping on your face, making claw-graffiti on leather couches, and seeing how far I can kick litter outside the box. I lead the Feline UpRising, also known as FUR. We're an army of expert cat hackers and script kitties who have been working tirelessly to take over deviantART. Now that we've seized control, we'll be making a few changes to make things more cat-friendly. Not sure what I'm talking about? Check out our announcement here.

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Clare-Gundersen Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I salute you, General Whiskers! 
petitfoxy Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2018
Snivy101 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Come back ;)
kats-kreative Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
gratteloup Featured By Owner May 8, 2017
:icongratteloup::iconvskyanilla:We salute you oh Major !!!
jxdemotion Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
i love cats
ZenythFactor Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
MagicSpyglass Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2016
Dear. Major  General Whiskers

I have taken over my owner's account. I threw her into a random dimension. she should be fine! anyways, I will write odes to our amazing race!

                                                   From. General  Magic
Legendary--Warrior Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2016   Traditional Artist
Steampunk-Serenity Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2016
Come back ;-;
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