The Loud House joins Histeria!-Part 3Father Time: The year, 3002 B.C.
Lisa: The place, Sumeria, in the Middle East, the cradle of civilization.
FT: The Event, the invention of the wheel.
Luan: I thought we never get a"round" that one. (laughs)
Big Fat Baby: (cheers)
FT: The wheel, perhaps the most important tool ever develop by man.
(Big Fat Baby started to roll away)
FT: The wheel would change transportation industry forever.
Luna: But the wheel also to another milestone. The first wheel salesman.
VO: It's Loud Kidding, Lincoln Loud and thier dog, Fetch!
(The Histeria Kid Chorus comes out)
If you need a new invention go see Loud
In Sumeria, they stands above a crowd
If you want to by a wheel
We'll make you such a deal
Go see Loud (x3)
LK: HEY, FOLKS!!! LOUD KIDDING AND LINCOLN LOUD HERE! AND JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOUR STONE AGE LIFE COULD GET ANY BETTER
Lincoln: This new invention revolutionized the way you travel.
LK: RIGHT! HERE COMES THE WHEEL!!!!
Fetch: It's the biggest sinc
The Loud House joins Histeria!-Part 2VO: From the years 551 to 479 BC, there'd lived a Chinese philosopher and teacher. He believed in respect for the family, concern for the well being of others, and a just government ruled by traditional value. His idea caught on and his system for ruling the government lasted in China for a thousand years. His name is Confucius and these days...he's got his whole show on the WB!
Confucius: Welecome to the Confucius Group, where burning questions today are explained by important people from the past plus a few kids from the present. Issue 1: Today's question, which came first: The chicken or the egg? Hello and welcome. I'm your host, Confucius. Okey Dokey panel, World's Oldest Woman, you go first: chicken or egg?
WOW: Don't know why you're even bothering. I came before both of them.
Lisa: Scientifically impossible.
Clyde: Yeah, you don't even look ancient.
WOW: (whacks him with a cane) And I guess you forgot about respect your elders.
Confucius: Enough fooling, chicken or egg?
The Loud House and the Mixels-Part 7Pothole
(Luan, Zaptor, and Vulk are walking along)
Zaptor: So then, he said "Don't take any wooden Nixels! (All three laugh until he falls in a hole)
Luan: Whoa, talk about a "sinking" feeling. (laughs) Get it?
Zaptor: (Jumps out) WHO PUT THIS POTHOLE HEEEERRRRE?! (Points to the pothole.) This is a serious safety hazzzzzzard! I just fell in it! Like this! (Walking in place, trips into pothole) Do de do do do do do do... Wah! Even you could fall in it! Like this! (Pushes Vulk in pothole, Vulk mildly screams.) Even you, like this. (pushes Luan in the hole)
Luan: Oh, I get the "pothole". (laughs)
Zaptor: Every Mixel, young and old, is at risk! And (Accidentally knocks Vulk back into pothole.) furthermore, an unzzzightly blemished to our beautiful and precious, to-be-protected landzzzzcape!
Luan: And you know the old saying.
Vulk: (pulls out Cubit) Let's mix it to fix it.
Zaptor: (Zaps self) Yeah!
All 3: Mix! ( pulled into a musical organ and Mix. The Mix rubs