The Loud House joins Histeria!-Part 5Barry Ding: In 1874, Thomas Nast, a cartoonist for Harper's Weekly magazine was looking for a couple of animals to symbolize the Republican and Domestic parties. (Big Fat Baby imitates a elephant) He decided on the elephant..(BFB imitates a donkey) and the donkey. Hello and welcome to Barry Ding Live. With us today representing the Replublican Party, the Elephant and his attorney, Lisa.
Elephant: Having more fun than a pachyderm has a right to.
BD: To their left, the symbol of the Democratic Party, the donkey and his attorney, Luan.
Luan: Wait a minute. How come they get to be introduced first?
Donkey: My attorney's right. Nast created me first. I'm the original Nasty Boy.
Lisa: We we're introduced first because my client is more popular.
Luan: With who, caterers? (Laughs)
Donkey: Barry, have you seen this guy eat? You'd swear he's part pig.
Elephant: Not as piggy as you spend tax dollars.
Donkey: Blow out your trunk.
Elephant: Stubborn mule.
Luan: He's a donkey, you mammoth.
The Loud House joins Histeria!-Part 4FT: The year, 25,000 BC
Lily: Ugh-ga ga.
FT: The place, Europe Dordogne Valley.
Big Fat Baby: (tries to say it)
FT: No, Dordogne. Here, early fisherman creates the world's first fishing hook.
Worm: (tied to the hook) For us worms, this was not a day for celebrating.
FT: Of course the world's first fishing hook was immediately followed by the creation of...the world's first fish story.
Toast: (telling caveman version Charity, Aka, Froggo, and Big Fat Baby) You should have seen the one that got away
Froggo: Oh please.
Toast: It's true I tell ya. It was "Yay" long. Had to be a 20-pounded for sure.
Charity: Yeah, right.
Froggo: I'm so sure.
Aka: Mmm-hmm. And that's why were eating rocks.
Big Fat Baby: (spits out his)
FT: 17,000 years later in 8000 BC, fishermen in Northern Europe used fishing nets for the first.
Toast: But, we didn't get the hang of them for a while, like eons.
Leni: (tangled in a net) Little help?
FT: Years later, in 3000 BC, Greek fishermen built boats and travel far out
The Loud House joins Histeria!-Part 3Father Time: The year, 3002 B.C.
Lisa: The place, Sumeria, in the Middle East, the cradle of civilization.
FT: The Event, the invention of the wheel.
Luan: I thought we never get a"round" that one. (laughs)
Big Fat Baby: (cheers)
FT: The wheel, perhaps the most important tool ever develop by man.
(Big Fat Baby started to roll away)
FT: The wheel would change transportation industry forever.
Luna: But the wheel also to another milestone. The first wheel salesman.
VO: It's Loud Kidding, Lincoln Loud and thier dog, Fetch!
(The Histeria Kid Chorus comes out)
If you need a new invention go see Loud
In Sumeria, they stands above a crowd
If you want to by a wheel
We'll make you such a deal
Go see Loud (x3)
LK: HEY, FOLKS!!! LOUD KIDDING AND LINCOLN LOUD HERE! AND JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOUR STONE AGE LIFE COULD GET ANY BETTER
Lincoln: This new invention revolutionized the way you travel.
LK: RIGHT! HERE COMES THE WHEEL!!!!
Fetch: It's the biggest sinc
The Loud House joins Histeria!-Part 2VO: From the years 551 to 479 BC, there'd lived a Chinese philosopher and teacher. He believed in respect for the family, concern for the well being of others, and a just government ruled by traditional value. His idea caught on and his system for ruling the government lasted in China for a thousand years. His name is Confucius and these days...he's got his whole show on the WB!
Confucius: Welecome to the Confucius Group, where burning questions today are explained by important people from the past plus a few kids from the present. Issue 1: Today's question, which came first: The chicken or the egg? Hello and welcome. I'm your host, Confucius. Okey Dokey panel, World's Oldest Woman, you go first: chicken or egg?
WOW: Don't know why you're even bothering. I came before both of them.
Lisa: Scientifically impossible.
Clyde: Yeah, you don't even look ancient.
WOW: (whacks him with a cane) And I guess you forgot about respect your elders.
Confucius: Enough fooling, chicken or egg?