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So beautiful was she, even in death, that the dorks could not find it in their hearts to bury her. They fashioned a coffin of glass and gold, and kept eternal vigil at her side. The Toaster Prince, who had searched far and wide, heard about the maiden who slept in a glass coffin.
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Summer turned into fall, which turned to winter, and then turned into spring. During that time, Kathleen White stayed still in a sleeping position while all the dorks and animals watched over her. One spring morning, some birds and dragonflies were sprinkling her coffin with flower petals, and the forest animals that walked on land brought wildflowers to decorate the bottom edges of the coffin. It wasn’t long before the seven dorks came with their own bouquets of flowers to pay respects to Kathleen White. When they got to the coffin, the dorks placed their flowers down, and Phil and Potter removed the lid of Kathleen’s coffin; Edison put his flowers into Kathleen’s hands before everyone backed away and kneeled before the princess. A ray of light shone down from the sun and onto Kathleen White.
As this vigil was taking place, the Toaster Prince, who met Kathleen White at the beginning of our story, was riding along on his miniature pony when he saw the dorks and the sight he’d been searching for – Kathleen White, the maiden who slept in a glass coffin. The Toaster Prince dismounted his horse and made his way over to see Kathleen. The dorks stepped away from him and the male toaster slowly went up to the golden coffin. He looked down at Kathleen White and remembered that she was the same toaster he sang his love song to. He leaned over towards her and kissed her on the lips before stepping back. The dorks and the animals all lowered their heads, unaware of what was to happen next.
Kathleen White, who had been asleep the whole time, opened her eyes a little bit, and then stretched a bit as she woke up. Phil looked up and smiled in awe before all the other dorks did the same; the forest animals also were amazed as they, too, looked at Kathleen White with awe. Kathleen White stood up, and then gasped and grinned when she saw the Toaster Prince – her true love who broke Queen’s evil spell! The Prince took Kathleen’s hand, and all the dorks cheered and jumped around; the animals did the same. The two toasters waked hand in hand over to the miniature pony, where the Prince helped Kathleen White onto the saddle, and then all the dorks came to wish Kathleen goodbye.
First, Kathleen kissed Cassettro on the cheek and said, “Goodbye!” Cassettro just blushed and smiled.
Then, Edison smiled as Kathleen kissed him and said, “Bye, Edison!”
Phil, Potter, Sketch, and Waffles came up to the princess, who told them goodbye, and then gave them each a kiss.
Kathleen White giggled when she saw Poppi happily come up and beg her for a kiss. “Oh, Poppi!” the toaster girl said as she kissed the popcorn popper on the forehead.
When all the kisses for goodbye were done, Kathleen blew a kiss to the dorks and animals and happily called out, “Goodbye!” The Toaster Prince then took the reins of his pony and led it and Kathleen up a hill. When they got to the top of the hill, the two toasters looked at the distance. Rising above the clouds were the tallest towers of the Toaster Prince’s castle, where he would take Kathleen White to marry later on.
Someday when spring is here
We’ll find our love anew
And the birds will sing
And wedding bells will ring
Someday when my dreams come true!
And they lived happily ever after.
THE END
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Summer turned into fall, which turned to winter, and then turned into spring. During that time, Kathleen White stayed still in a sleeping position while all the dorks and animals watched over her. One spring morning, some birds and dragonflies were sprinkling her coffin with flower petals, and the forest animals that walked on land brought wildflowers to decorate the bottom edges of the coffin. It wasn’t long before the seven dorks came with their own bouquets of flowers to pay respects to Kathleen White. When they got to the coffin, the dorks placed their flowers down, and Phil and Potter removed the lid of Kathleen’s coffin; Edison put his flowers into Kathleen’s hands before everyone backed away and kneeled before the princess. A ray of light shone down from the sun and onto Kathleen White.
As this vigil was taking place, the Toaster Prince, who met Kathleen White at the beginning of our story, was riding along on his miniature pony when he saw the dorks and the sight he’d been searching for – Kathleen White, the maiden who slept in a glass coffin. The Toaster Prince dismounted his horse and made his way over to see Kathleen. The dorks stepped away from him and the male toaster slowly went up to the golden coffin. He looked down at Kathleen White and remembered that she was the same toaster he sang his love song to. He leaned over towards her and kissed her on the lips before stepping back. The dorks and the animals all lowered their heads, unaware of what was to happen next.
Kathleen White, who had been asleep the whole time, opened her eyes a little bit, and then stretched a bit as she woke up. Phil looked up and smiled in awe before all the other dorks did the same; the forest animals also were amazed as they, too, looked at Kathleen White with awe. Kathleen White stood up, and then gasped and grinned when she saw the Toaster Prince – her true love who broke Queen’s evil spell! The Prince took Kathleen’s hand, and all the dorks cheered and jumped around; the animals did the same. The two toasters waked hand in hand over to the miniature pony, where the Prince helped Kathleen White onto the saddle, and then all the dorks came to wish Kathleen goodbye.
First, Kathleen kissed Cassettro on the cheek and said, “Goodbye!” Cassettro just blushed and smiled.
Then, Edison smiled as Kathleen kissed him and said, “Bye, Edison!”
Phil, Potter, Sketch, and Waffles came up to the princess, who told them goodbye, and then gave them each a kiss.
Kathleen White giggled when she saw Poppi happily come up and beg her for a kiss. “Oh, Poppi!” the toaster girl said as she kissed the popcorn popper on the forehead.
When all the kisses for goodbye were done, Kathleen blew a kiss to the dorks and animals and happily called out, “Goodbye!” The Toaster Prince then took the reins of his pony and led it and Kathleen up a hill. When they got to the top of the hill, the two toasters looked at the distance. Rising above the clouds were the tallest towers of the Toaster Prince’s castle, where he would take Kathleen White to marry later on.
Someday when spring is here
We’ll find our love anew
And the birds will sing
And wedding bells will ring
Someday when my dreams come true!
And they lived happily ever after.
THE END
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Later, Mickey, his friends and the seven dwarfs were crying over the Sleeping Death of Snow White while the candles were lit up as Aqua tearfully played the organ.
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Goofy: (crying)
Donald Duck: Oh, there, there. (brings a tissue) Here, blow.
Goofy: (blows his nose)
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Aqua: (still playing the organ)
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Even in death, Mickey, his friends and the dwarfs could not find it in their hearts to bury her. So with that, they fashioned a coffin of glass and gold, and kept eternal vigil at her side. Just then, the Prince, who had searched far and wide, heard of the maiden who slept in the glass coffin.
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That has possessed me
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Last chapter of my Snow White parody!
The Brave Little Toaster (a guy in my version - no arguments, please; playing the Prince), who had heard of a maiden sleeping in a glass coffin, pays a visit to the 7 dorks and sees Kathleen White, whom he met earlier in this story. It only takes a kiss to give us a happy ending now...
Again, big thanks to
for letting me use her B-Movie Dorks as the 7 Dwarfs! 
Snow White (c) Disney
Brave Little Toaster (c) Disney/Hyperion
Kathleen (c) Me
B-Movie Dorks' names and personalities (c) Lamp-Mother
The Brave Little Toaster (a guy in my version - no arguments, please; playing the Prince), who had heard of a maiden sleeping in a glass coffin, pays a visit to the 7 dorks and sees Kathleen White, whom he met earlier in this story. It only takes a kiss to give us a happy ending now...
Again, big thanks to
Snow White (c) Disney
Brave Little Toaster (c) Disney/Hyperion
Kathleen (c) Me
B-Movie Dorks' names and personalities (c) Lamp-Mother
© 2019 - 2026 MagicMovieNerd
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YAY!
Excellent work! Thanks again for using my dorks in the story feel free to use them or Loumine and Sparx whenever you feel like it! I give you full permission! 



