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Kathleen White and the 7 Dorks Ch 1

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Cast:
Snow White: Kathleen (my Brave Little Toaster OC)
Queen Grimhilde: Queen (my Brave Little Toaster OC)
Forest animals: The pond/meadow animals from The Brave Little Toaster
Dwarfs: Lamp-Mother's B-Movie Dorks
- Doc: Phil
- Grumpy: Edison
- Happy: Potter
- Sneezy: Sketch
- Bashful: Cassettro
- Sleepy: Waffles
- Dopey: Poppi
Prince: The Brave Little Toaster
Huntsman: Kirby (The Brave Little Toaster)


Once upon a time, there lived a lovely little toaster princess named Kathleen White. Her vain and wicked stepmother, the Smartphone Queen, feared that someday Kathleen White’s beauty would surpass her own. So she dressed the little princess in rags and forced her to work as a scullery maid. Each day, Queen consulted her magic mirror, “Magic Mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?”
And as long as the Mirror answered, “Oh, Queen, you are the fairest one of all,” Kathleen White was safe from Queen’s cruel jealousy.


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Somewhere in Germany, upon a large hill, there stood a magnificent castle overlooking a kingdom. We are then given a close-up of the castle before we cut away to a magnificent room where the Smartphone Queen was approaching her large mirror upon a wall. Queen was a lovely pink smartphone wearing a black cape and a golden tiara with rubies and diamonds decorating it. Queen looked at her mirror and said, “Slave in the magic mirror, come from the farthest space! Through wind and darkness, I summon thee! Speak! Let me see thy face!”
As Queen said her chant, the mirror’s magic created a gust of wind before some fiery flames appeared in the glass; finally, a green, mask-like face appeared after the flames died! “What wouldst thou know, my queen?” the mirror asked the smartphone.
“Magic Mirror, on the wall,” Queen told her mirror with dignity, “Who is the fairest one of all?”
“Famed is thy beauty, majesty,” the Mirror responded, “But, oh! A lovely toaster I see! Rags cannot hide her gentle grace. Alas, she is more fair than thee.”
“Alas for her!” Queen scoffed, “Reveal her name!”
“Eyes blue as the sky,” the Mirror described, “A smile as sweet as honey; chrome that shines like the sun.”
Queen gasped with shock and anger as she realized who the Mirror was talking about. “Kathleen White!” she growled with envy.
I just couldn't wait to upload my Snow White parody! :XD:
Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy the first chapter of my spoof of Walt Disney's very first animated feature!

PS: Long before leaving DA, :iconlamp-mother: told me that I could use her B-Movie dorks in my stories as long as I credited her.
I know the Brave Little Toaster is technically a girl, but in my stories and art, she is a he. No arguments, please.

Snow White (c) Disney
Brave Little Toaster (c) Disney/Hyperion
Kathleen and Queen the Smartphone (c) Me
B-Movie Dorks' names and personalities (c) Lamp-Mother
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I read this story; it was very interesting! I can also imagine this story in the style of The Terminator; Queen is the T-800, Kathleen is Sarah Connor, Toaster is Kyle Reese, Kirby is the desk sergeant, some of the B-Movie appliances will be the punks Queen steals clothes from while others will be the detectives looking for Kathleen, while anybody else will be  the other/background characters. Queen will want to terminate Kathleen as she is prettier than her.