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Cast:
Snow White: Kathleen (my Brave Little Toaster OC)
Queen Grimhilde: Queen (my Brave Little Toaster OC)
Forest animals: The pond/meadow animals from The Brave Little Toaster
Dwarfs: Lamp-Mother's B-Movie Dorks
- Doc: Phil
- Grumpy: Edison
- Happy: Potter
- Sneezy: Sketch
- Bashful: Cassettro
- Sleepy: Waffles
- Dopey: Poppi
Prince: The Brave Little Toaster
Huntsman: Kirby (The Brave Little Toaster)
Once upon a time, there lived a lovely little toaster princess named Kathleen White. Her vain and wicked stepmother, the Smartphone Queen, feared that someday Kathleen White’s beauty would surpass her own. So she dressed the little princess in rags and forced her to work as a scullery maid. Each day, Queen consulted her magic mirror, “Magic Mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?”
And as long as the Mirror answered, “Oh, Queen, you are the fairest one of all,” Kathleen White was safe from Queen’s cruel jealousy.
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Somewhere in Germany, upon a large hill, there stood a magnificent castle overlooking a kingdom. We are then given a close-up of the castle before we cut away to a magnificent room where the Smartphone Queen was approaching her large mirror upon a wall. Queen was a lovely pink smartphone wearing a black cape and a golden tiara with rubies and diamonds decorating it. Queen looked at her mirror and said, “Slave in the magic mirror, come from the farthest space! Through wind and darkness, I summon thee! Speak! Let me see thy face!”
As Queen said her chant, the mirror’s magic created a gust of wind before some fiery flames appeared in the glass; finally, a green, mask-like face appeared after the flames died! “What wouldst thou know, my queen?” the mirror asked the smartphone.
“Magic Mirror, on the wall,” Queen told her mirror with dignity, “Who is the fairest one of all?”
“Famed is thy beauty, majesty,” the Mirror responded, “But, oh! A lovely toaster I see! Rags cannot hide her gentle grace. Alas, she is more fair than thee.”
“Alas for her!” Queen scoffed, “Reveal her name!”
“Eyes blue as the sky,” the Mirror described, “A smile as sweet as honey; chrome that shines like the sun.”
Queen gasped with shock and anger as she realized who the Mirror was talking about. “Kathleen White!” she growled with envy.
Snow White: Kathleen (my Brave Little Toaster OC)
Queen Grimhilde: Queen (my Brave Little Toaster OC)
Forest animals: The pond/meadow animals from The Brave Little Toaster
Dwarfs: Lamp-Mother's B-Movie Dorks
- Doc: Phil
- Grumpy: Edison
- Happy: Potter
- Sneezy: Sketch
- Bashful: Cassettro
- Sleepy: Waffles
- Dopey: Poppi
Prince: The Brave Little Toaster
Huntsman: Kirby (The Brave Little Toaster)
Once upon a time, there lived a lovely little toaster princess named Kathleen White. Her vain and wicked stepmother, the Smartphone Queen, feared that someday Kathleen White’s beauty would surpass her own. So she dressed the little princess in rags and forced her to work as a scullery maid. Each day, Queen consulted her magic mirror, “Magic Mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?”
And as long as the Mirror answered, “Oh, Queen, you are the fairest one of all,” Kathleen White was safe from Queen’s cruel jealousy.
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Somewhere in Germany, upon a large hill, there stood a magnificent castle overlooking a kingdom. We are then given a close-up of the castle before we cut away to a magnificent room where the Smartphone Queen was approaching her large mirror upon a wall. Queen was a lovely pink smartphone wearing a black cape and a golden tiara with rubies and diamonds decorating it. Queen looked at her mirror and said, “Slave in the magic mirror, come from the farthest space! Through wind and darkness, I summon thee! Speak! Let me see thy face!”
As Queen said her chant, the mirror’s magic created a gust of wind before some fiery flames appeared in the glass; finally, a green, mask-like face appeared after the flames died! “What wouldst thou know, my queen?” the mirror asked the smartphone.
“Magic Mirror, on the wall,” Queen told her mirror with dignity, “Who is the fairest one of all?”
“Famed is thy beauty, majesty,” the Mirror responded, “But, oh! A lovely toaster I see! Rags cannot hide her gentle grace. Alas, she is more fair than thee.”
“Alas for her!” Queen scoffed, “Reveal her name!”
“Eyes blue as the sky,” the Mirror described, “A smile as sweet as honey; chrome that shines like the sun.”
Queen gasped with shock and anger as she realized who the Mirror was talking about. “Kathleen White!” she growled with envy.
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Hilary White and the 7 Engine Workers Ch 1
Once upon a time there lived a lovely little princess named Hilary White. Her vain and wicked stepmother Queen Siobhan feared the Hilary White's beauty would surpass her own. So she dressed the little princess in rags and forced her to work as a scullery maid
Each day, Queen Siobhan consulted her magic mirror. "Magic mirror on the wall, Who is the fairest one of all?" and as long as the mirror answered "You are the fairest one of all". Hilary White was safe from Queen Siobhan's jealousy
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In the Kingdom of Sodor, there was a castle, the camera zooms closer and closer to the castle. Inside the castle, there was a queen wearing a dark blue dress and a black cape, she had black hair and her eyes were sapphire blue, and she wore a crown with a little sapphire in it, That was Queen Siobhan, she walked towards the mirror and said "Slave in the magic mirror, come from the farthest space. Through wind and darkness, I summon thee, Speak!". There was flames
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Mickey Mouse, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Ch7
Chapter 7: A darker plan.
Back at the castle, one night, the Wicked Evil Queen is in her throne showing the chest with the heart in it.
The Evil Queen: Magic Mirror on the wall, who now is the fairest one of all?
Magic Mirror: Over the seven jewelled hills, beyond the seventh fall, In the cottage of the seven dwarfs, dwells twelve friends with Snow White, fairest one of all.
The Evil Queen: Snow White lies dead in the forest. Humbert the Huntsman has brought me proof. Behold, her heart.
Magic Mirror: Snow White still lives, the fairest in the land. ’Tis the heart of a pig you hold in your hand.
The Evil Queen: The heart of a pig?! Then I’ve been tricked!
Furiously, the Evil Queen ran straight down to the basement.
As soon as she reached the bottom, she was at her private lab furiously.
The Evil Queen: The heart of a pig! The blundering fool! (threw out the box) I’ll go myself to the dwarfs’ cottage in a disguise so complete no one will ever suspect.
With that planned, the
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Disney's Disenchanted Rewrite:
I know this movie stank and I personally didn't watch it since I'm not into unneeded sequels, but I decided to play Devil's Advocate with this one and good God, I love what I came up with! Here's what I got...
-Malvina Monroe is still the main antagonist but is a purely evil villain and has a new backstory. In this version, Malvina Monroe is actually a former Andalasian like Giselle and believe it or not, was a fairy godmother. She used to use her magic wand to grant people’s wishes…for a price. The people had to give her their most precious possession, something they valued above all, but while their wishes always ended up coming true, there was always a nasty twist. However, she’d eventually be defeated by King Edward’s parents with the help of a good fairy godmother, taking her wand away and banishing to the Real World. But, rather than rant and rave, Malvina played it smart and used her talent for manipulation to make herself the Mayor of Monroeville (renaming it after her new
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I just couldn't wait to upload my Snow White parody! 
Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy the first chapter of my spoof of Walt Disney's very first animated feature!
PS: Long before leaving DA,
told me that I could use her B-Movie dorks in my stories as long as I credited her.
I know the Brave Little Toaster is technically a girl, but in my stories and art, she is a he. No arguments, please.
Snow White (c) Disney
Brave Little Toaster (c) Disney/Hyperion
Kathleen and Queen the Smartphone (c) Me
B-Movie Dorks' names and personalities (c) Lamp-Mother
Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy the first chapter of my spoof of Walt Disney's very first animated feature!
PS: Long before leaving DA,
I know the Brave Little Toaster is technically a girl, but in my stories and art, she is a he. No arguments, please.
Snow White (c) Disney
Brave Little Toaster (c) Disney/Hyperion
Kathleen and Queen the Smartphone (c) Me
B-Movie Dorks' names and personalities (c) Lamp-Mother
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I read this story; it was very interesting! I can also imagine this story in the style of The Terminator; Queen is the T-800, Kathleen is Sarah Connor, Toaster is Kyle Reese, Kirby is the desk sergeant, some of the B-Movie appliances will be the punks Queen steals clothes from while others will be the detectives looking for Kathleen, while anybody else will be the other/background characters. Queen will want to terminate Kathleen as she is prettier than her.

