Literature
Batman's burn out- Chap3
Batmans burn out
Chapter three
« And then, just as I was about to lay down in my comfortable bed
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Yes? »
« Then I see the Batsignal, and then I hear that Catwoman just ransacked a zoo to steal two pumas! »
« Aw, well this sucks. Though I always knew she was a zoophile. »
« Ohh, but you didnt hear the rest! So I find her and I tell her to give me the two pumas, and then instead of fighting with me so its over, she starts a speech about animal rights and how theyre mistreated. Do I look like someone who wants to hear that at 4 in the morning?! I had an