(in mansion) "Sir!" A scientist came running in looking like he just escaped a car accident. "The experiment specimens escaped when the lab exploded! We searched the whole place and went to the primary experiment's house and found nothing! What do you suggest we do?" "Well, did you search at the major elements house?" the Boss said impatiently. "No sir, the place is being guarded 25/7. Nothing can get by out guards." "Oh, is that so? These guards are human, no?  And the experiment and the element  are pokemon?  How do you think this will work out?" "Yes Sir, we'll check the house again. Why do you want us to check again?" "If a li

A young woman named Derp loved making art, and practiced Finger painting  all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical cats, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Pompeii, and a portrait of Leonardo DaVinci that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby spatula for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in Finger painting  t