madhatter-penguin

man.its been a while. what to do now, knowing what i know?

As many of you have noticed, I've been painting a number of portraits recently (much to you're delight/disgust). Since I am not entirely sure what I'm thinking, I've decided to write it out for myself, and for the curious bunch that would to know. SO! for those of you who have nothing better to do, carry on.  (You can skip along to the bottom if you want the readers digest version of this.)I started off thinking about photos, specifically photos people take of themselves and post on sites such as deviantart, myspace, facebook, nexopia to name a few. These sites have become sort of "people catalogues", an interesting idea in itself. Catalog...

My Friend...When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.When you are blue, I'll dislodge whatever is choking you.When you smile, I'll know you finally got laid.When you are scared, I will rag you about it every chance I get.When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it can be and to quit whining.When you are confused, I will use little words to explain it to your sorry ass.When you are sick, stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.When you fall, I will point and laugh at your sorry ass.This is my oath, I pledg...