I don't normally do these tagging things, but I was actually tagged for once, so I'll do half of it, why not? Eight random things about yours falsely, so here it goers:
- I like to make up or use modified words and phrases to confuzzle folks.
- I have a semi-prehensile lip and commonly use it to carry small objects. Top and bottom.
- I lost all hope in humanity in the second grade when I found out the majority of my peers thought sand was a liquid not a solid.
- Despite lacking any costly vices or hobbies, I still don't know where all my money is going.
- I lost my fate in humanity when I had someone honestly tell me that smoking would magically make his home life suck less.
- I enjoy removing brains waaay too much.
- That last one is sadly not a joke.
- Opposite to most parent/children relations, I've had to sneak money into my father's wallet.
And I tag... who ever wants it. Why not? I sleep now.