Some time ago, years probably by now -- even before I attempted to crochet -- I dabbled with making things in felt. I purchased a few sheets, stitched some stuff together, and immediately realized that there had to be a better medium. Yarn blissfully filled that role. Anyhoo, some time later still, a guest noted the shelf of crochet at my home and the lone left bacon of clearly worse quality. However, this afforded it an awkward charm that made it better. I tried making another one, in a different style (blanket stitches, I think?), but it wasn't as good. Too "clean" and "not awful" looking.
So, anyhoo, weird legged bacon. Technically, this would be Strip from Not Quite Heroes, but it's barely a thing being just a strip of bacon with legs.