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What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[x] None = hot
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = freaky
[ ] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?
[x]Shorts = cutie
[ ]Skirt/short = homosexual
[ ]Corduroy = old school
[ ]Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ]Ripped jeans = emo
[ ]Cammo = cage fighter
[ ]Jeans = prep
[ ]Pajamas = pimp
[ ]Cargo = clown
[ ]Sweats = athlete
[ ]Boxers = brat
[ ]Booty shorts = female
[ ]Capris = Gangster
[ ]Nothing = hoe
[ ]Dickies = weirdo
[ ]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ]Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[ ]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ]Blonde = with a broken heart
[x]Black = with a sexy smile
[ ]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ]Ginger = that likes to have fun
[ ]Dirty Blonde = who loves to be different
[ ]Brown= with a nice ass
[ ]Bald = with herpes
[ ]White = made with pure awesome

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ]1 = who ate
[ ]2 = who needed
[x]3 = who killed
[ ]4 = who shot
[ ]5 = who killed
[ ]6 = who smoked with
[ ]7 = who banged
[ ]8 = who beat the crap out of
[ ]9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ]10 = who cuddled with
[ ]11 = who slept with
[ ]12 = who ran naked with


Pick the day you were born on:
[]01 = the kool-aid man
[ ]02 = a dog
[ ]03 = a shoe
[ ]04 = a toothbrush
[ ]05 = Santa Claus
[ ]06 = The Trojan man
[ ]07 = Barny the dinosaur
[ ]08 = a prostitute
[ ]09 = a porn star
[ ]10 = a bag of weed
[ ]11 = my lover
[ ]12 = a glass of milk
[ ]13 = a horse
[ ]14 = a jew
[ ]15 = a stripper
[ ]16 = a pickle
[x]17 = a Chuck Norris
[ ]18 = a lesbian
[ ]19 = an orange
[ ]20 = my mom
[ ]21 = a homeless guy
[ ]22 = a whore
[ ]23 = my crush
[ ]24 = an easter egg
[ ]25 = a jar of honey
[ ]26 = a condom
[ ]27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ]28 = a french fry
[ ]29 = your dealer
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ]31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ]White = because I love marijuana
[ ]Black = because im sexy as hell
[ ]Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[ ]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ]Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ]Purple = because I'm gay
[ ]Gray = because I got dared
[x]Other = because that's how I roll
[ ]Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ]Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ]Brown = because I had to
[ ]Shirtless = because I've got abs

OK... so i am a hot cutie with  a sexy smile who killed chuck norris because that is how i roll :meow:

ZE END!
  • Listening to: the voices in my head
  • Reading: Sleeping Freshman Never Lie
  • Watching: everything < _ >
  • Playing: World of Warcraft
  • Eating: pocky
  • Drinking: water (again?)
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XXXXBECCAXXXX Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Lol :XD: I'm gonna try this :D
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Mad-Wolf-Hatter Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2011  Student Writer
DO IT!!
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XXXXBECCAXXXX Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I DID!! :XD:
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