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Beach Food and Beach Bodies pt. 1A
May felt like shit waking up, and bloated as hell. Eyes screwed shut to block the light, she dressed for work. She wasn't nauseous, but the weight in her gut and the trouble she had squeezing her bum into her work shorts made her doubt that was a good thing. Scowling, she sucked in and snapped them closed.
She grabbed her sunglasses and turned to check she had everything. The cause of her distress, an empty bottle of vodka and two large pizza boxes, one empty, one almost, taunted her. With an annoyed sigh, she snatched the last two slices and took them with her. Grease dripped from them, but May knew no better cure for a hangover than fatty food, and today's was rough
At work, Mr. Henson was waiting. His eyes wandered along May's curves as he warned her, lectured her about being late to work, and imagined her naked.
May was used to his leering. She knew how to get him off her case. She puffed her lower lip, widened her blue eyes, apologized, "I'm sorry, it's just..." She grabbed at her
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MatesLaurentiu Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2019  Professional Digital Artist
Thank you kindly for the watch, I'm glad you enjoy my work! :)
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DAkotah9 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2019  Student General Artist
Thank You For The Watch 3 by DAkotah9  
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Small-Brown-Dog Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2019
Appreciate the watch - thanks ;) (Wink)
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Neldorwen Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2018  Professional General Artist
thanks s lot for the devWatch! :)
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Shryland-VoreGalore Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the Watch :D
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Party9999999 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2018
Thanks for the watch.
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Avionetca Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2018
Thanks for watching my gallery:D 
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MayoRaine Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks bunches for the watch!
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KaidokJ Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2018   Digital Artist

Thank you for choosing AbsurdAir, your captain for this flight is KaidokJ. I have no license, I’m considered legally blind and I’m easily distrac… Wait, what was I talking about…

But not to fear. There’s a good chance we’ll never make our destination, but since this whole flight metaphor is just a weak attempt at a humorous anecdote, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem. Ah damn, I just shattered the illusion by crashing through the 4th wall.

 

Anyway, thanks for the watch. :happybounce:

I’m sure you regret your choice by now, considering this madness is basically what you signed up for, but since all tickets are non-refundable, welcome to Crazytown. Quarantine measures come into effect upon arrival. :psychotic: 

 

On a more serious note, here’s basically the run down. Posting regularly (fingers crossed), free funny stories in almost all fav replies, and an intro to Kevin the Llama in the Llama Badge reply. Also, if you haven’t already heard, I’ve been designated Kevin Llamason’s official biographer, so you can check out what he’s been up to in The Kevin Chronicles. (Unfortunately “The Kevin Chronicles” are currently on hiatus, while Kevin gets a handle on his pinecone addiction. In the meantime I hope to experiment with a new format in the near future, so keep an eye out for that)

So that’s about it. Thanks again for flying AbsurdAir, and I hope you enjoy the ride.  

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