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Thanks bob for that report on weather. In other news, a fan of the show 'my little pony' was reported to have died of an unknown disease. Officers say the young man was looking at a picture of a chubby pony with a title about snow. The officer stated that the young man kept saying DAAAAAWWW as he was carted off to the hospitals. He died on the way there. It seems his heart could nottakr the cuteness of the picture. AN OFFicer reported that once they had moved the body they barely escaped looking at the picture."
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Barely escaped they did, Alpha. Folks, this is a problem spreading across the world. Many are dying from what scientists are calling "cuteness induced-HNNNNNNNG-heart attack syndrome." What's that? The "hnnnnnng" was a mistake? Oh. It appears that blurb was in there due to the scientist naming the disease suffered from the very thing he was naming.
Anyways folks, whatever you do, stay away from the internet! These pictures are everywhere, and at anytime you could--oh no, I just got a text! I think it has one of the pictures! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG!
*drops dead on the floor from cuteness*