There once was a girl named Felicia Puranen, which was gibberish for "the Lucky and Awesome one". Felicia came from the land of Naloksaporue and she was one unusual human girl. But she had come to Middle Earth in order to furfill her destiny, she was on a quest. And to her aid she had her trusty companions; Emma Airotkivaennil the Elf and Malvan Fieldhorn the Hobbit.
The road was long and filled with many obstacles. They had traveled all the way from Arnor in the North, and as they followed the road to Eriador they came across a small village known as "the Shire", were a great feast were being held. And Malvan felt that she wanted to join her fellow hobbits in the fun, also there was a lot of cute boys there. But Felicia said: "Nay, dear friend, you must never be tempted to stray from the path. Let's go we're on a quest", and Malvan replied: "By Saruman's beard, woman! I have needs!", but her pleading was to no avail since Felicia's stubborness was too awesome. And so they c