And now the six merry murderesses of the Crookem County Jail meet in the mess hall where Liz tells her story...
You know how people have these little habits that get you down? Like Bernie. Bernie like to chew gum, no, not chew, pop. Like, I come home this one day and there's Bernie layin' on the couch chewin', no, not chewin', poppin'. So, I said to him, I said "Bernie, you pop that gum one more time" and he did. So I decided that it was time to initiate my plan.
For months I had been plannin' this. The next day when Bernie came home, I was waitin' for him. So, I'm sittin' on the couch, and I see him, and I says to 'im, "Bernie, baby, I