*~Eclipse-TaleoftheChampionVer0p1[DragonAge2]~*

Varric is my hero.

I played the “Legacy” DLC somewhat recently and this banter between Hawke and Varric was pretty much the best thing ever. Also Rogue Hawke’s armor has too many stupid bondage straps on it so that took forever! D:<  

Anyways I’m sure everyone is super jealous of class 9000 morbidly obese Hawke and his turkey leg dual wielding skills.

Official Banter in full:

Hawke: ”When you tell people about our escape from Lothering, why do you make it seem like I have food all over my face?”
Varric: ”You’re larger than life, Hawke. I had to give you a few flaws just to make you approachable.”
Hawke: ”Did you call me fat?”
Varric: ”Yes, that’s pretty much how I tell it. ‘Hawke rolled into the fray like a gigantic pudding, covered in gravy.’ It’s more dramatic that way.”
Hawke: ”I’m not sure about the epicness of this tale.”
Varric: “Everyone’s a critic.”