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I sent an angel to watch over you last night but it came back.
I asked, "why?"
The angel said, "angels don't watch over angels."
Twenty one angels are IN your world.
Ten of them are sleeping, Ten are playing, one is reading this message.
Send this to ten friends including me.
I guess if I don't get it back I'm not one of them. As soon as you get five replies someone you love will quietly surprise you.
Please read, not joking. God has seen you struggling with something. God says it's over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God send this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested. God is going to fix two things BIG tonight in your favor. DROP everything and pass it on. Tomorrow will be the bast day of your life. Don't break this chain. Send this to 14 friends in 10 minutes. It's not that hard.
I asked, "why?"
The angel said, "angels don't watch over angels."
Twenty one angels are IN your world.
Ten of them are sleeping, Ten are playing, one is reading this message.
Send this to ten friends including me.
I guess if I don't get it back I'm not one of them. As soon as you get five replies someone you love will quietly surprise you.
Please read, not joking. God has seen you struggling with something. God says it's over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God send this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested. God is going to fix two things BIG tonight in your favor. DROP everything and pass it on. Tomorrow will be the bast day of your life. Don't break this chain. Send this to 14 friends in 10 minutes. It's not that hard.
STOP IT RIGHT THERE.
MEH NAME IS STEVE AND IMMA GURL.
I WAS PUSHED DOWN A DRINKING FOUNTAIN BY LLAMA NAMED SANDRA
AND IF YHU DUN SEND THIS TO
64548569879568588686689897899898697697869689769796879697987989687698768968796798867potato98986976969876986978966087607860870870606876 PPL
AND POST THIS ON INSTAGRAM, FACEBOOK, TWITTER, LIKEDIN, MYSPACE, PINTEREST, KIK, POTATOBOOK, POTATOGRAM, AND POKEMONDIN
WHILE RUNNIN DOWN YUR BLOCK DRESSED AS A RAINBOW POTATO YELLIN "STEVE WAS PUSHED DOWN THE FOUNTAIN.
SHE SUFFERED FROM A LLAMA
AND HER NAME WAS SANDRA
STEVE WILL GET REVENGE
IF YOU DONT DO WHAT SHE SAYS AND STEVE IS A VERY BAD RHYMER BUT WHO CARES IM DEAD AND IM FREE DONT JUDGE ME IF U DONT KNOW ME!!!!!!!!"
IN ONE MILISECOND I WILL COME TO YOUR BED TONIGHT AND EAT YOU FOR DINNER....YUM YUM
Once you start reading this, don't stop.
Hi. My name is eman.
I'm 13 years old, female.
I'm a cereal killer. I have milk stains all over my clothes.
If you are cereal, you're in big trouble.
send this to 78565070378348342846876763021775665754904746750610247947072545774574726767604794797534794545479457945752121061564056408454533514685463456634572479445575747574564757645475475274775427577762574754756476546564y5y4yyyyyy47564646078573485747200026777457647848547842345899457975979734764554895845889682014 People or I will come to your house, eat all your cereal then crap on your family.
Don't believe me?
case 1. Stacie got this email from her friend. Stacie didn't believe it, so she deleted the email and forgot about it. Poor,poor Stacie. The next morning eman came to Stacie's house and ate all of her cereal and crapped on her family. Wrong turn, Stacie.
case 2. My_MoM_12345678910 got this email and sent it to
78565070378348342846876763021775665754904746750610247947072545774574726767604794797534794545479457945752121061564056408454533514685463456634572479445575747574564757645475475274775427577762574754756476546564y5y4yyyyyy47564646078573485747200026777457647848547842345899457975979734764554895845889682014 people. Eman never came and My_MoM_12345678910 was safe. Good choice, My_MoM_12345678910.
Hello. My name is not Teddy. It's Richard. I am dead. I am also very talented because I am typing this even though I'm dead. Since I'm dead, I did what every dead seven year old boy would do. I typed up this nifty chain-letter on deviantART. Okay, here we go.
I am Richard. Once you read this, you cannot stop, even though it's very possible for you to simply move your eyeballs away and move on the the next comment.
I died peacefully while in a coma, but, despite that, I have no eyes and blood all over my face that I apparently am not able to wipe off. Anyway, if you don't post this to 10 pages I will do nothing because I am dead. So please post this chain letter because, like I said, I will do nothing to you and you don't want that to happen because I am a dead seven year old boy named Richard.
Hello, I am a llama named Carl. I am alive. If I was dead, the letter wouldn't have been written, b*tch! As I said, I am a llama, named Carl. I am very fluffy and have bat/demon wings. My owner abandoned me because I was fluffy and stuff. If you don't send this to 10931001830927200483 people in 1 minute, I will do nothing. Hell, I don't even know where on earth you LIVE.
1-10931001830927200484 people = Nothing will happen
Case 1: Ash Ketchum was derping around, when he got this email from Brock. He called it pathetic, just like Gary Oak, and deleted it. WELL LITTLE DO YOU KNOW I RAPED HIM THAT NIGHT. Ha ha, Ash, ha ha! You don't want to be like Ash, do you?
Case 2: Cilan was derping around at the very time Ash got this mail. Well little do you know Cilan sent it to 1 person and nothing happened. Ha ha, Cilan, ha ha! You don't want to be like Cilan, do you?
Case 3: Brock was herp-derp-derping around on YouTube when he came across this chain mail. Nothing happened because BOITCH THIS IS TOO LONG FOR A YOUTUBE COMMENT. Ha- actually he's fine he sent it to Ash and Cilan and everyone on earth and heaven and the universe so....
Case 4: Misty got this email. Yes from Brock. She sent it to everyone she knew. She lived a normal life and died alone surrounded by Pokemans. Ha ha, Misty, ha ha! You don't want to be like Misty, do you?
Case 5: Pikachu was derping around when he got this email from Brock. "Pikapi!" He called it, and then he, well... sent it to 10931001830927200483 people in TWO minutes! He was seen every day and forced to eat cupcakes once a day! Ha ha, Pikachu, ha ha! You don't want to be like Pikachu, do you?
WARNING: Never say 'Ash Ketchum, Ash Ketchum, Ash Ketchum' INTO THE MIRROR OR HE WILL APPEAR, WANDER AROUND YOUR HOUSE, PET YOUR PETS, TELL YOU THAT YOU LOOK PRETTY, STEAL SOME STUFF FROM YOUR FRIDGE AND LEAVE. AND SOMETIMES IT'S BROCK SO IT DEPENDS WHAT YOU SAY, B*TCH. PLUS YOU CAN'T STOP THEM SO YOUR FOOD WILL BE STOLEN AND YOU WILL STARVE AND DIE
Hello, I am Skrillex Paws, an undead wolf who can kill people with the click of two claws. If you do not post this to 500,000,000,000,000,000,000 pages in 1 nano-second, I will come to your house tonight at midnight and slowly open your eyes and pull your eyeballs out with a sharpened nintendo 3ds stylus. If you do, I'll do it anyway 'cause you're a total idiot.
0-you're safe
1-10-I'll cut your feet off
500+-I'll kill you 'cause you're a total idiot for believing this chain mail.
ONce there was an angry alicorn named Celestia who banished people who made chain letters to the moon
If you have made a chain letter before and if you dont send this to 58975969868969845987598697598789698769875987589698 people in over 900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 seconds Celestia will send you to the moon
There was once a Homosexual Lizard living in a luxury cardboard box. Unfortunately, for the lizard. Vampire Lesbian Fur Trappers set a bunch of dynamite around the Homosexual Lizards house, and they asploded.
OH NOOO IF YOU DON'T SEND THIS TO 100 MILLION PEOPLE IN ONE PICOSECOND THE EARTH WILL EXPLODE
There once lived a paper sand who didn't send this chain letter.
She then got raped by sun bananaz and got killed by grass microwave on rotten toast.
If You don't send this to 9001 moonshine hippies in 5 legos, You will get killed by stick phone... IN THE BUS MOTOR!
Correction: You are not cursed. You mustn't send this on or you will be killed. Tonight at 12:00 am, by Bloody Mary, a dude who doesn't exist. This is a joke to troll you. So think quickly you can get out of it and delete it now because Bloody Mary can't do any harm to you. She's just a, a myth. Your parents won't like to see you posting a myth on an Art site. Not funny. Believe it or not, this is a lie. Wanna hear of some happy, happy people who didn't listen to this mail?
CASE ONE-
Annalise [Surname Removed]: Got this email. Rubbish she thought. She wisely deleted it and received an email notification that she won the trillion dollar lottery. You chain letter posting punks gotta learn from Annalise. -________________-
CASE TWO-
Louise [Surname Removed]: She sent this to 4 people. Well, really idiotic Louise. She became an orphan for posting garbage.
CASE THREE-
Thomas [Surname Removed]:
This bastard sent chain mail in a dumb way. Now, Thomas died in a rape.
NO PEOPLE-You're going to live for more than a millennium.
1-5 PEOPLE-You'll become an orphan.
5-15 PEOPLE-You'll die in a rape.
This is a fake
You are not cursed. You must send this on or you will be killed, even though I have no way of finding where you are to kill you. Tonight at 12:00am, by Bloody Mary. This is a joke. So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now because Bloody Mary will come to you if you do not send this on even though you can close the tab or look away. She will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your eyeballs out with a fork, even though she's dead. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom cupboard or put you under your bed, despite being unable to because this is the fucking internet not a cheesy horror movie. What's your parents going to do when they find you dead, even though you shouldn't be living with your parents when your 36? Won't be funny then, will it, seems how your being a burden to your parents? Don't think this is a fake and it's all put on to scare you because your right, so very right. Want to hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been seriously hurt by this email?
CASE ONE -
Annalise [Surname Removed] :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it. And now, Annalise is living a long, happy life.
CASE TWO -
Louise [Surname Removed]: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the morning her wrists had a few cuts on them. Turns out she forgot to sand a piece of wood that was part of her new bed.
CASE THREE -
Thomas [Surname Removed]: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas was lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and saw a screw driver, just what he needed! Thirty minutes later, his TV was fixed and he was watching football again.
Warning... It's safe to look in a mirror and repeat -'Bloody Mary.Bloody Mary.' Bloody Mary... I KILLED YOUR SON' Because Bloody Mary is a stupid joke.
We strongly advise you to not send this email on. It is seriously A JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE. If you want to live, send the email. If you want to live, don't send the email.
NO PEOPLE - Nothing will happen.
1-5 PEOPLE - Nothing will happen.
5-15 PEOPLE - Nothing will happen.
Moral of the story: Nothing will happen, and chain mail can go die in a hole. Now, never send another chain mail again, because they are fucking pointless.
IF YOU'RE READING THIS DON'T STOP!!!!
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There was a 23 year old college girl named Ally. She was minding her own business *studying* but all of a sudden, she rapidly decided to watch the nastiest video, 2 Girls 1 Cup. She watched the whole video. After that, she threw up big splashing green to death when her whole acid surrounded her skeleton. After that, her mother decided to drink her blood (Ally's mom was poor)
Gross isn't it. So post this again ∞+ ∞ times or the same thing will happen to you. Gah, I can't believe you fell for a fake.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
If you even read "THIS" you have to continue or you will be cursed forever.
There was a girl. Her name was Penis. She didn't like her name, so she took her anger out on others and raped them. Or killed.
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If you don't repost this to 128934687325932487 people in the next minute, Penis will choke you to death with her dildo.
CASE 1 BILLY - Billy read this and thought it was a fake. He laughed at it and moved on. When he woke up, Penis was there. He didn't see the next day.
CASE 2 JIM - Jim was a sweet kid. He laughed like the poor, poor Billy and only reposted it to 7 times. But that wasn't enough. Penis came and stole his virginity.
CASE 3 FRANK - Frank was smart and reposted this 128934687325932479 times. But that's still too small. Penis came. And locked him in a closet, blindfolded. When he was finally set free, he exited the closet, only to see a hot steaming dildo, used and hasn't been cleaned for a month, on his bed, with a note saying "EAT THIS OR FACE DEATH" in blood. He listened.
CASE 4 JANA - Jana was smart. She reposted it 128934687325932487 times, and lived the rest of her life happily.
DON'T BE LIKE BILLY, JIM, OR FRANK, AND REPOST THIS 128934687325932487 TIMES. IT'S TOO LATE NOW.
I am an asshole, and I approve of this message.
Nice
by the way.
MEH NAME IS STEVE AND IMMA GURL.
I WAS PUSHED DOWN A DRINKING FOUNTAIN BY LLAMA NAMED SANDRA
AND IF YHU DUN SEND THIS TO
64548569879568588686689897899898697697869689769796879697987989687698768968796798867potato98986976969876986978966087607860870870606876 PPL
AND POST THIS ON INSTAGRAM, FACEBOOK, TWITTER, LIKEDIN, MYSPACE, PINTEREST, KIK, POTATOBOOK, POTATOGRAM, AND POKEMONDIN
WHILE RUNNIN DOWN YUR BLOCK DRESSED AS A RAINBOW POTATO YELLIN "STEVE WAS PUSHED DOWN THE FOUNTAIN.
SHE SUFFERED FROM A LLAMA
AND HER NAME WAS SANDRA
STEVE WILL GET REVENGE
IF YOU DONT DO WHAT SHE SAYS AND STEVE IS A VERY BAD RHYMER BUT WHO CARES IM DEAD AND IM FREE DONT JUDGE ME IF U DONT KNOW ME!!!!!!!!"
IN ONE MILISECOND I WILL COME TO YOUR BED TONIGHT AND EAT YOU FOR DINNER....YUM YUM
Once you start reading this, don't stop.
Hi. My name is eman.
I'm 13 years old, female.
I'm a cereal killer. I have milk stains all over my clothes.
If you are cereal, you're in big trouble.
send this to 78565070378348342846876763021775665754904746750610247947072545774574726767604794797534794545479457945752121061564056408454533514685463456634572479445575747574564757645475475274775427577762574754756476546564y5y4yyyyyy47564646078573485747200026777457647848547842345899457975979734764554895845889682014 People or I will come to your house, eat all your cereal then crap on your family.
Don't believe me?
case 1. Stacie got this email from her friend. Stacie didn't believe it, so she deleted the email and forgot about it. Poor,poor Stacie. The next morning eman came to Stacie's house and ate all of her cereal and crapped on her family. Wrong turn, Stacie.
case 2. My_MoM_12345678910 got this email and sent it to
78565070378348342846876763021775665754904746750610247947072545774574726767604794797534794545479457945752121061564056408454533514685463456634572479445575747574564757645475475274775427577762574754756476546564y5y4yyyyyy47564646078573485747200026777457647848547842345899457975979734764554895845889682014 people. Eman never came and My_MoM_12345678910 was safe. Good choice, My_MoM_12345678910.
Hello. My name is not Teddy. It's Richard. I am dead. I am also very talented because I am typing this even though I'm dead. Since I'm dead, I did what every dead seven year old boy would do. I typed up this nifty chain-letter on deviantART. Okay, here we go.
I am Richard. Once you read this, you cannot stop, even though it's very possible for you to simply move your eyeballs away and move on the the next comment.
I died peacefully while in a coma, but, despite that, I have no eyes and blood all over my face that I apparently am not able to wipe off. Anyway, if you don't post this to 10 pages I will do nothing because I am dead. So please post this chain letter because, like I said, I will do nothing to you and you don't want that to happen because I am a dead seven year old boy named Richard.
Hello, I am a llama named Carl. I am alive. If I was dead, the letter wouldn't have been written, b*tch! As I said, I am a llama, named Carl. I am very fluffy and have bat/demon wings. My owner abandoned me because I was fluffy and stuff. If you don't send this to 10931001830927200483 people in 1 minute, I will do nothing. Hell, I don't even know where on earth you LIVE.
1-10931001830927200484 people = Nothing will happen
Case 1: Ash Ketchum was derping around, when he got this email from Brock. He called it pathetic, just like Gary Oak, and deleted it. WELL LITTLE DO YOU KNOW I RAPED HIM THAT NIGHT. Ha ha, Ash, ha ha! You don't want to be like Ash, do you?
Case 2: Cilan was derping around at the very time Ash got this mail. Well little do you know Cilan sent it to 1 person and nothing happened. Ha ha, Cilan, ha ha! You don't want to be like Cilan, do you?
Case 3: Brock was herp-derp-derping around on YouTube when he came across this chain mail. Nothing happened because BOITCH THIS IS TOO LONG FOR A YOUTUBE COMMENT. Ha- actually he's fine he sent it to Ash and Cilan and everyone on earth and heaven and the universe so....
Case 4: Misty got this email. Yes from Brock. She sent it to everyone she knew. She lived a normal life and died alone surrounded by Pokemans. Ha ha, Misty, ha ha! You don't want to be like Misty, do you?
Case 5: Pikachu was derping around when he got this email from Brock. "Pikapi!" He called it, and then he, well... sent it to 10931001830927200483 people in TWO minutes! He was seen every day and forced to eat cupcakes once a day! Ha ha, Pikachu, ha ha! You don't want to be like Pikachu, do you?
WARNING: Never say 'Ash Ketchum, Ash Ketchum, Ash Ketchum' INTO THE MIRROR OR HE WILL APPEAR, WANDER AROUND YOUR HOUSE, PET YOUR PETS, TELL YOU THAT YOU LOOK PRETTY, STEAL SOME STUFF FROM YOUR FRIDGE AND LEAVE. AND SOMETIMES IT'S BROCK SO IT DEPENDS WHAT YOU SAY, B*TCH. PLUS YOU CAN'T STOP THEM SO YOUR FOOD WILL BE STOLEN AND YOU WILL STARVE AND DIE
Hello, I am Skrillex Paws, an undead wolf who can kill people with the click of two claws. If you do not post this to 500,000,000,000,000,000,000 pages in 1 nano-second, I will come to your house tonight at midnight and slowly open your eyes and pull your eyeballs out with a sharpened nintendo 3ds stylus. If you do, I'll do it anyway 'cause you're a total idiot.
0-you're safe
1-10-I'll cut your feet off
500+-I'll kill you 'cause you're a total idiot for believing this chain mail.
ONce there was an angry alicorn named Celestia who banished people who made chain letters to the moon
If you have made a chain letter before and if you dont send this to 58975969868969845987598697598789698769875987589698 people in over 900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 seconds Celestia will send you to the moon
There was once a Homosexual Lizard living in a luxury cardboard box. Unfortunately, for the lizard. Vampire Lesbian Fur Trappers set a bunch of dynamite around the Homosexual Lizards house, and they asploded.
OH NOOO IF YOU DON'T SEND THIS TO 100 MILLION PEOPLE IN ONE PICOSECOND THE EARTH WILL EXPLODE
There once lived a paper sand who didn't send this chain letter.
She then got raped by sun bananaz and got killed by grass microwave on rotten toast.
If You don't send this to 9001 moonshine hippies in 5 legos, You will get killed by stick phone... IN THE BUS MOTOR!
Correction: You are not cursed. You mustn't send this on or you will be killed. Tonight at 12:00 am, by Bloody Mary, a dude who doesn't exist. This is a joke to troll you. So think quickly you can get out of it and delete it now because Bloody Mary can't do any harm to you. She's just a, a myth. Your parents won't like to see you posting a myth on an Art site. Not funny. Believe it or not, this is a lie. Wanna hear of some happy, happy people who didn't listen to this mail?
CASE ONE-
Annalise [Surname Removed]: Got this email. Rubbish she thought. She wisely deleted it and received an email notification that she won the trillion dollar lottery. You chain letter posting punks gotta learn from Annalise. -________________-
CASE TWO-
Louise [Surname Removed]: She sent this to 4 people. Well, really idiotic Louise. She became an orphan for posting garbage.
CASE THREE-
Thomas [Surname Removed]:
This bastard sent chain mail in a dumb way. Now, Thomas died in a rape.
NO PEOPLE-You're going to live for more than a millennium.
1-5 PEOPLE-You'll become an orphan.
5-15 PEOPLE-You'll die in a rape.
This is a fake
You are not cursed. You must send this on or you will be killed, even though I have no way of finding where you are to kill you. Tonight at 12:00am, by Bloody Mary. This is a joke. So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now because Bloody Mary will come to you if you do not send this on even though you can close the tab or look away. She will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your eyeballs out with a fork, even though she's dead. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom cupboard or put you under your bed, despite being unable to because this is the fucking internet not a cheesy horror movie. What's your parents going to do when they find you dead, even though you shouldn't be living with your parents when your 36? Won't be funny then, will it, seems how your being a burden to your parents? Don't think this is a fake and it's all put on to scare you because your right, so very right. Want to hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been seriously hurt by this email?
CASE ONE -
Annalise [Surname Removed] :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it. And now, Annalise is living a long, happy life.
CASE TWO -
Louise [Surname Removed]: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the morning her wrists had a few cuts on them. Turns out she forgot to sand a piece of wood that was part of her new bed.
CASE THREE -
Thomas [Surname Removed]: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas was lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and saw a screw driver, just what he needed! Thirty minutes later, his TV was fixed and he was watching football again.
Warning... It's safe to look in a mirror and repeat -'Bloody Mary.Bloody Mary.' Bloody Mary... I KILLED YOUR SON' Because Bloody Mary is a stupid joke.
We strongly advise you to not send this email on. It is seriously A JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE. If you want to live, send the email. If you want to live, don't send the email.
NO PEOPLE - Nothing will happen.
1-5 PEOPLE - Nothing will happen.
5-15 PEOPLE - Nothing will happen.
Moral of the story: Nothing will happen, and chain mail can go die in a hole. Now, never send another chain mail again, because they are fucking pointless.
IF YOU'RE READING THIS DON'T STOP!!!!
KEEP SCROLLING!!
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There was a 23 year old college girl named Ally. She was minding her own business *studying* but all of a sudden, she rapidly decided to watch the nastiest video, 2 Girls 1 Cup. She watched the whole video. After that, she threw up big splashing green to death when her whole acid surrounded her skeleton. After that, her mother decided to drink her blood (Ally's mom was poor)
Gross isn't it. So post this again ∞+ ∞ times or the same thing will happen to you. Gah, I can't believe you fell for a fake.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
If you even read "THIS" you have to continue or you will be cursed forever.
There was a girl. Her name was Penis. She didn't like her name, so she took her anger out on others and raped them. Or killed.
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If you don't repost this to 128934687325932487 people in the next minute, Penis will choke you to death with her dildo.
CASE 1 BILLY - Billy read this and thought it was a fake. He laughed at it and moved on. When he woke up, Penis was there. He didn't see the next day.
CASE 2 JIM - Jim was a sweet kid. He laughed like the poor, poor Billy and only reposted it to 7 times. But that wasn't enough. Penis came and stole his virginity.
CASE 3 FRANK - Frank was smart and reposted this 128934687325932479 times. But that's still too small. Penis came. And locked him in a closet, blindfolded. When he was finally set free, he exited the closet, only to see a hot steaming dildo, used and hasn't been cleaned for a month, on his bed, with a note saying "EAT THIS OR FACE DEATH" in blood. He listened.
CASE 4 JANA - Jana was smart. She reposted it 128934687325932487 times, and lived the rest of her life happily.
DON'T BE LIKE BILLY, JIM, OR FRANK, AND REPOST THIS 128934687325932487 TIMES. IT'S TOO LATE NOW.
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by the way.