from BlueLeafeonRandom pokemon generator: randompokemon.com/Rules:
1) Switch to "All regions"
2) Switch to "1"
3) Only one pokemon per question
4) Tag at least one person when you're finished
Extra) This is you
Gonna cruch teh haterz and increase my attack with their tears.
1)This Pokemon is your best friend!
And we would dance and party aaall night!
2)This Pokemon is your boss who you need to impress for a promotion
...Impress a legendary? Crap. Probably only looks cute, but would be like "Aww, you made a boo boo! Have a cookie, and by the way, you're fired <3"
3)This Pokemon is your partner in a science project
Wouldn't spooky, shipwreck Pokes prefer to use me as the science experiment? <<;
4)This Pokemon is looking for any possible way to murder you
I made fun of his chalk painting, he'll make fun of my chalk outline.
5) This Pokemon is your boyfriend/girlfriend (Changed it, it can be either)
I'm ground, he's water. I'm dark, he's fairy. This ain't gonna work.
6)This Pokemon is your Ex
I evolved, he didn't. Can't stick around those who won't change~
7) This Pokemon stalks you every waking moment
So, uh, 9,000 year curse imminent?
8)This Pokemon just stole all your cheesecake
Giiiiiiiiiiiirl be glad I don't fat shame.
9) This Pokemon is what you felt in your bed last night
O_O 10) This Pokemon Punched your Mom
Actually used Wing Attack and flew away. But then, Pursuit, and Aerodactyl fainted Nuzlocke style.
11)This Pokemon would do anything to steal your shoes
Friggin' flying types giving me trouble!!! Where's a good Thunderbolt when you need one?12)This Pokemon died by your hands
for having tried to kill BlueLeafeon
13)This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life
Huh, not bad.
14) This Pokemon is your loving pet16)This Pokemon is what you dream about every day
Eeee so cute! I'm happy with this 15) This Pokemon is your Dentist
Again, I'm ok with this ^^
I dream about it one day being useful