[The episode begins with Lincoln at school sitting with his friends at the lunch table trying to get something out of his pants. It eventually comes out, and it's a sloppy joe with a note on it.]
Classmate #4: [reading the note] "Happy Sloppy Joe Tuesday, Lame-o. Signed, Ronnie Anne."
Classmate #3: "And there's a heart!"
Classmates: "Oooooooo! Lincoln's got a girlfriend!"
Lincoln: "What?! No I don't."
Classmate #3: "When's the wedding day, Lincoln?"
Lincoln: "Ha-ha. Very funny, guys."
Classmates: 🎶 Ronnie and Lincoln sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. 🎶 [they start laughing again]
Lincoln: "Guys, Ronnie Anne is NOT my girlfriend. Why would I even have a girlfriend who pull down my pants, puts garbage in my locker, and physically harasses me with punches and sloppy joe's in my pants...for three weeks straight! I just can't take this anymore, Clyde. I'm going to put my foot down and tell her straight that I'm not putting up with her bullcrap anymore!"
Clyde: "Uh Linc