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a compilation of all I wrote on /co/. I've been scolded by my girl for posting as "Anonymous" for the accusations and such I may receive.

in reality, this is what I understand happened on 4chan. /b/ (random board) crashed under some virus. with no board, /b/ started running around to other boards, claiming their stake there mostly just to annoy people.

/co/ (comics and cartoons board) was actually left pretty unharmed, but he's often been depicted as a smooth detective sort. he is, according to the board mythos, married to /ck/ (cooking), and they adore eachother despite /ck/'s unwillingness to share him in general. /co/ has shown no issue, except some posters insisting we have a 3 way with /d/ (alternative hentai; the "worst" of the hentais, unless you count the ultra-gay, while this is mostly straight or lesbian)

anyway, /b/ was famous for hassling /x/ (paranormal; esp and ghosts and such) when it was bored, so it was naturally targeted. /tg/ (traditional games; mostly roleplaying games) was known to stick up for /x/, either fending off the insane /b/ threads or letting /x/ hang out at its board while it wore off. /x/ was hit accordingly during the virus. have also heard of a time when nearly all the boards once joined forces (ie, other people from other boards helped post real /x/ threads) to completely beat /b/ off of /x/ once. sounded grand

/d/ was similarly raided, though for some reason almost all posts in Russian. i think it was an inside joke to people thinking it was a russian version of 4chan that landed the virus. they also practically assimilated with /gif/ (animated, mostly porn), creating what they called "bif"

but eventually, /b/ was restored after about a week of raids and generally slowed 4chan, and they went about their regular lives

mostly there for gag purposes are /a/ (anime), /k/ (weapons and guns), /v/ (video games), /c/ (cute girls), /jp/ (Japanese culture) and /po/ (the oft-forgotten origami board)

that's the jist, but there's lots of inside jokes of 4chan in there that could easily breeze past you. I'm sure people are going to ask, so a koozbanian is an alien from the muppet show's first episode. they did a mating dance before rushing at eachother at top speed, exploding into a cloud that released a half-dozen more of them. their suicidal breeding seemed the perfect metaphor for /b/'s scheme, and /co/ seems like the kind of guy who would make jokes nobody else would get just for kicks. besides, it's his journal

I've got a lot of ideas for what to draw for each segment, roughly 2 or 3 for each paragraph, depending. I'll probably edit the writing as needed for the comic too, but this' the skin and bones of it. expect doodled designs soon enough
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Worthog117's avatar
Worthog117Hobbyist Writer
U JELLY?
invisiblehand's avatar
excellent! all the /b/oards are in synch with their personalities
flammingroy's avatar
the epic story of /b/'s take over of 4chan you nailed it in such a great way!
notalonewolf20's avatar
Fucking epic that made me LOL like you wouldn't believe
necrokami's avatar
pretty good. i actually enjoyed it.
btw, needs moar rainbow-socks.
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Matthew0wnsHobbyist Traditional Artist
/X/ has rainbow socks.
necrokami's avatar
i know, but this story needs moar of them!
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Matthew0wnsHobbyist Traditional Artist
You know what? It does! Someone write this down!
Frankin-Kal-96's avatar
Wow, this is great. Can't believe this dosen't have more comments.
luffy316's avatar
like to think that they're waiting for the finished product ^_^
bugzalot's avatar
love it

protip: 2ch.ru suffered a partyvan after a huge CP flood, and went down. shortly thereafter, /b/ had Russians and then /b/ went down. Coincidence? At the time, we blamed the Russians but there was no formal link.

Now 2ch.ru is 2-ch.ru because of another cp-related shutdown. It was dead for a while.
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