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The above title is sarcasm.

Next time Annie's trying to get loose, I'm letting her go and say to anyone that asks, "I hope she get's her ass ran over today!"  While trying to take her into the backyard yesterday (finally got her back) the dumbass lunges and since my hands were securely wrapped in the leash, I fell...right into these damned wooden posts that mom has surrounding the flowerbed: face first; right inbetween my nose and my lips.  If it has been but a little more towards the tip of my nose, who knows, I'd probably be dead! Then, I get dragged through the yard some ways...needless to say, I'm still not pleased with that damned dog, though I did get her locked up. :X  Afterwards, I had to call my aunt because my nose was bleeding and while she's no medical practitioner she's seen enough scrapes; bruises and other minoremergencies to know a broken nose when she sees one...once again, I don't have a broken nose. I swear, it's going to happen when I least expect it.

I haven't bruised any, doesn't necessarily mean anything as I'm like impossible to bruise too. O_o  Everythings sore.  On a bit better note...mom's suppose to be home today. We'll have a talk about her damned dog, I'm sure.

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Blue-Dragon22 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2005
Urgh... sounds like quite a dog you have to deal with... what does YOUR dog think of her? I cant imagine he's too thrilled... He sounds so calm and sweet in compared to her.
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Lucifer-Apollyon Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2005
I think the only reason he likes her is because he is so ubberly sweet and, for being ten pounds lighter than she is, he can kick her butt. Of course, it took a few skipped meals on his part because she'd hog all the food before he actually started to attack her. Nice to know that my dog can be so sweet and gentle and still be alpha around here. :)
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Blue-Dragon22 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2005
Aww! He sounds so nice! I think if I met him I would like him a lot! Give him a pet for me!
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Lucifer-Apollyon Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2005
Will do...when I had him inside he'd try to shove me out of the way and type on the keyboard too. It was funny. :D
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Blue-Dragon22 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2005
That is so cool! Man, you dog has so much personality!
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Lucifer-Apollyon Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2005
Yes, too bad he doesn't have fingers, otherwise I'd probably attempt to teach him how to type and read and see what he came up with. XD
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Blue-Dragon22 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2005
Hahaha. Wow. The writings of a dog. I can only imagine...
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Lucifer-Apollyon Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2005
I bet he'd be able to write poetry. :D
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