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Well, me and vhendi went to a baseball game yesterday.  We didn't catch any foul balls all the jackasses in the park who are old enough to be our fathers and grandfathers were too busy fighting over any that ame our way.  After the game, we went to the 3 Doors Down was awesome! :D  We left before it was over, but because we thought it was over and because we were both exhausted by then and least I was hungry.  I hadn't eaten anything since before the baseball game.  However, even though everything went wonderfully I forgot, like the dumb ass that I am, to put on sun block.  I'm white!  Friggin' impossibly white! I. Do. Not. Tan!  I burnt!  Bad! I was out in direct sunlight for six hours!  My chin is all ready breaking out into blisters. :crying: And the sheets of my bed irritate my other burns which are on the lower parts of my legs and arms. My left hand (the hand I'm typing with) is swollen up to the knuckles and I don't know why. I'm covered in layers upon layers of aloe vera gel and noxema cream because it hurts to attempt to bathe myself given that, obviously, terri cloth is all fuzzy and soft except to burnt flesh!  To burnt flesh, it is like sand paper. T_T  So, I can't properly scrub the aloe vera gel, I smell really funky. O.o??  My neck is also burnt...which makes it near in possible to brush my hair.

So, if I act like a complete bastard for the next couple of weeks...I'd like to apologize to everybody in advance, it is not you.  It's just the fact that I'm sun burnt; in immense pain and not feeling well at all.  So, ignore me and be patient. I swear, this should only last a couple of weeks. :crying: *is in pain*

[Edit]: *is annoyed by all the people who do not watch me and then attempt to correct me, with out even asking me, "Who the fuck peed in your Honey Nut Cheerios this morning?"*  If you have been directed to here by me because of this innane fact...yeah, this is for you...because you've obviously got your head so far in your need to be all righteous that you don't even think that maybe maybe Old Hob is having a rather lousy day; week; month; year; decade; century; millinum or eon!  I'm pretty sure that when you people are in pain and not feeling well you don't act like everythings just all hunky dory, no matter who the fuck you're talking to!  Especially you women! I know you significant others get a lot of your insane psycotic bitchiness when ever it's that time of the month because obviously, I've been on the recieving end of some of that myself!  Let me be a bitch! Let me rant about stupid things!  Let me act like a fucking asshole and for God's sake, if you understand and can at least sympathize a bit, can you at least tell me that you're sorry for pissing me off indirectly with your stupid comments! :cries: It's all I ask!

[Edit2]: I'm starting to itch on my legs and arms...meaning the skin is healing, but it's still annoying.  Trying not to scratch. :cries: I might be better by the end of the week. :) I'm still going to say ignore me and be patient...I've all ready pissed some people off herewho don't watch me, so I'm having to direct them to this...though, I'm highly doubting that any of them will come. :P Anyway, hope everybody is doing well (better than me anyway). :3

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Vhendi Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2005  Hobbyist General Artist
heh... smelly devil! *runs around in circles* i stay clear of you 'til you get better. =p me and my darker self got the better end of the sun-frying deal. poor little lucifer :( *hands you cookies and ice cubes*
Lucifer-Apollyon Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2005
Yes, you got the better end...even with all the medicine I still look like a freaking tomato when I wash it all off. While nothing else has broken out in blisters, Thank God! My left arm is kinda swollen and both of my knees. -.- Why I have no clue and it makes it fairly difficult to walk. :(

You don't have to stay away...unless you want to, probably be better because the last couple of days I've been all whiny. I want more noxema right now, and no body's home to help me apply it. :cries:
Blue-Dragon22 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2005
Ouch! Being sunburned is no fun!!! And I haven't ever even been burned that badly... I extend my sympathies. Feel better soon! And don't worry about acting like a jerk or whatever, you deserve to. Pain is no fun. Might as well let everyone else suffer a little along with you, eh? :D
Lucifer-Apollyon Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2005
Thank you! :hug: LOL!! Yes, but I wanted to at least have it explained why I was acting like a complete jerk. It does hurt and it's starting to itch. -.- I hate it when it starts to do that, even though that means the skin is healing, it still isn't any fun. :( And as I believe I said I was covered in aloe vera and noxema I'm getting some kind of funky high off the mixture of smells, which is leaving me kinda nautious. :puke: :cries: I hate feeling terrible!
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