You've got no idea how hard it is to write an intro to a feature like this without stumbling into puns and jokes by accident. In my first draft it was intentional, but it seemed a bit on the nose. Oh dammit. You try!
anyhow. I'm a bit rusty, the CSS needs a bit of work still and I'd like to do something better than just dump thumbs (urghhh! the puns), but I've been wanting to do a (weekly?) urbex feature for quite some time and I kept procrastinating. no more!