I look EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'M HISPANIC, SO I MUST BE DIRtTY.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'M NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, SO I MUST BE A LOSER.
I'M JEWISH, SO I MUST BE GREEDY.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, SO I MUST BE A BITCH.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'M AN ATHEIST, SO I MUST HATE THE WORLD.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, SO I MUST NOT HAVE MORALS.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
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