Harry Potter: Infernal Machine
Book: 1of Many
By Mr. B
As a new year began at Hogwarts, Harry and Ron found themselves bored.
"Let's dabble in the black satanic arts", Harry said.
"That sounds like great fun, Harry," said Ron as his eyes glowed red.
As they made their way to the library, which as of now was being purged of all it's non-black magic books, they noticed a dog. So they kicked the dog, and they explodeded with joy as the dog whimpered in pain.
"I love harming animals! Don't you Harry?"
"Of course I do Ron! What wizard doesn't like to kick animals?"
"That's ture. Let's kick it some more!"
"Helleth ya", said Harry
As they kicked the dog Harry wondered what it would be like to create a machine that could summon hellish spirits to destroy the muggles. So he got in one last kick, and the two headed to the library to research such a machine, as well as to Google pictures of naked women. So as they endlessly search, they found nothing that peaked their interest on Googl