Lordy-lord

1. Shave off his eyebrows when he's asleep. When he wakes up, tell him he's starting to look more and more like Gaara. 2. Ask him if his hair really shines, or if he just has coloured it white there. 3. WARNING: I suggest you can eat strong food to do this! Get some Curry of Life and eat it like you really love it...in front of Lee. Tell him how good it is, but do NOT share. Absolutely REFUSE. 4. Tell him that you prefer GaiLee waaaay before LeeSaku. (You don't have to, really. It's just to annoy him). 5. Take a bottle of saké and shove it into his mouth, forcing him to drink. When he's drunk, take photos...and show them to Sakura.