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thor vs THOR by Lordstevie thor vs THOR by Lordstevie
a quick pic to describe my hatred towards marvel thor
scrapped later

I hate marvel thor. i hate all about him. I hate his silly helmet, his blond hair, his ugly cape, his fucking leotard, his pussy hammer, I hate how marvel raped every aspect of the norse myth , no respect at all. maybe i´d do a similar comic hero about jeus pansying around. God dman it i ficking hate there thor. I wanna kill he who makes into a movie.

let them make a movie about the real Thor. A huge muscular hairy man with red hair and beard, flaming eyes, iron glows, power belt, riding a chariot drawn by goats, swingin his mighty hammer, the mightiest weapon the asir have againts the giants, Mjolnir, the hammer that cracks the skies with thunder. The thor that is fulled by insainty,anger and love for fun and justice, he who defends midgard agaisnt the joutun, savior . The Thor who takes on hundreds of giants like nothing he who drags up Jourmungander from the sea. He eats and drinks like there no tomorrow. Give me him. not som,e fucking van halen reject.

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Mortis-Kull Featured By Owner May 10, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
I almost forgot, I saw this movie "Thor: Hammer of the Gods". and man it was terrible in many ways. Especially with many inaccuracies about Norse. and worse, look who played as Thor as his appearence
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I do not recall Thor looking young and having a (faux?) Mohawk.
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SalieriTheFish Featured By Owner May 8, 2010
There's a vaguely 'real' Thor in Ultimate Marvel, with a beard and a sort-of...Axe Hammer, in "Ultimates" and "Ultimates 2", and he speaks regular English rather than Shakespearean and the finale of "Ultimates 2" brings down the full fury of Ragnarok - giant wolves and everything.

Then in "Ultimates 3" they chickened out, gave him back his pussy hammer and Shakespeare accent and had him get a girlfriend whose powers are Wearing A Bikini, Carrying A Sword, and Being Called Valkyrie.

So, yeah, Marvel really can't win, Thor-wise...
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Mortis-Kull Featured By Owner May 7, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
*laughs* the wee-thor. Yea, I guess some people only know the comic thor versus the REAL Thor!
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satanen Featured By Owner May 7, 2010
Jag gillar Marvel..men Marvels tolkning av Tor är ju så otroligt dålig..det får en att skämmas :(

Episk serie btw! Ser fram imot det färdiga resultatet!
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Lordstevie Featured By Owner May 7, 2010
blir inget färdigt resultat. den var gjorde i vrede. Furious like a thunder god
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satanen Featured By Owner May 8, 2010
Ah OK, men den va jävligt najs ska du veta!
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Lordstevie Featured By Owner May 8, 2010
tack. Har dock planerat nån viking bild i framtiden
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satanen Featured By Owner May 10, 2010
Ja, det skulle vara najs :)
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commanderhavoc Featured By Owner May 7, 2010
Och så finns det nu en enhet i StarCraft II som kallas för Thor.
En jättestor mech som har en tysk pilot som pratar som Arnold Schwarzenegger själv:
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Lordstevie Featured By Owner May 7, 2010
men den är rätt skoj ändå. den är ju en stor mäktig mecha
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commanderhavoc Featured By Owner May 7, 2010
Oja.
Den är väldigt mäktig.
Precis som en del av de andra Terran enheter, som alla har såna knasiga personligheter.
Inte minst Marauder:
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