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Kristoff and Anna visit 21st Century Sweden Part 1
So it was in the midst of the city of Malmo that Kristoff and Anna had arrived. Though they were used to the time portals, they were sitll not used to the advanced technology of long ranged and wireless communication. Anna was confident in catching the suspect but Kristoff had heard some bad things about the dire situation in Sweden.
"Look, Kristoff, I'm sure that we'll find this criminal easily," Anna declared. "Their technology has certainly come a long way since our day."
"I don't know about that Anna," Kristoff replied. "I've heard a lot of negative things from people who left Sweden and went to Arendelle in this day. Many people even went to Gotham or New York from Malmo because they were concerned that the poliece force was just incompitent here. They said that they prefered to live in a more dangerous city where the poliece at least take their jobs seriously."
A female police officer was awaiting their arrival there along with two male investigators. Anna was the first to greet
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Brave: Family Cold Night's Cuddle
Though it was spring, it was a cold night. Merida was dressed in her fine wool nightgown huddled up with Elthibar. Thinking it would be warmer, Elthibar was wearing a more thin material and was thus, ill prepared except for the fact of having Merida by his side. Though before he could finally get to sleep, he and Merida heard a moderate pat on the door.
"Don't worry," Merida declared. "I'll see to it."
As Merida got up, Elthibar clung to the blanket tightly as his thin night clothing was meant for hotter weather. It was rainy and cold, much to Elthibar's dismay with his miscalculation of the weather. Merida then opened to the door to see Cailean there. She seemed a bit disappointed at first seeing him out of bed.
"Mamma, it cold," Cailean said as best as he could.
"Oh, it must be difficult to sleep in the cold baby," Merida declared as she picked Cailean up. "You can sleep with mummy and daddy tonight."
It was a relief to Elthibar as Merida came back. Cailean lay huddled up in the bed
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Feminism Causes Cancer (Part 8, Boy Scouts)
I thought my series here on feminism has come to an end. However, due to the stupidity of what has been happening, there is always something more wrong to be said about this so-called feminist movement. Apparently it is not enough for male and female to be equal but girls should have what boys have but boys having anything for themselves is considered sexist or toxic masculinity. I am referring to what was once a classic piece of American tradition that has been around for almost half of the life of my country but now has been watered down into the dust because the very notion of our national culture is somehow considered sexist to these maniacs. Yes, I am referring to the Boy Scouts, or what was the Boy Scouts.
The Boy Scouts has caved into the cancerous fourth wave feminist agenda of allowing girls to join the Boy Scouts. If that wasn't bad enough, they already changed their name to the Scouts BSA. The girls of America already have a group of their own called the Girl Scouts and yet
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Feminism Causes Cancer (Part 7)
The process in which feminism has drived men and women appart has greatly hurt our country as a whole and has divided us in a way that male dominance could never hope to have and it hurts me to say it, especially as my father and I are the only males in our household. My mother and sisters don't think that they need feminism, and my youngest sister herself is sassy and tough without it and I'm proud to boast on that. However, those who are "empowered" are really living a life of selfishness to please themselves with material gain rather than working to better themselves for the next generation.
Those who are single tend to be more liberal and from this has come the perpetuation of and funding of victimhood politics as well as this so-called feminist garbage. Though on average, if only married woman voted and no one else voted in the 2016 election than Trump would have gotten up to 227 electoral college votes while Clinton would have gotten 275 with the last ones being a toss up. Howeve
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Feminism Causes Cancer (Part 6, Fat Acceptance)
If it isn't enough that feminists have a war on family, men being men, and everyday language, they are practically declaring a war on health to. They push this idea that it is okay to be morbidly obese. Criticizing obesity is not an attack on someone's personal character. I myself once had to give up soda because I was at risk of having cavities and I wanted to avoid that, and behold I dropped from 190 to 175 in my first year in college just for giving up soda. A lot of this is because of poor choices and people shouldn't feel pride in poor life choices.
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So it was in the midst of the city of Malmo that Kristoff and Anna had arrived. Though they were used to the time portals, they were sitll not used to the advanced technology of long ranged and wireless communication. Anna was confident in catching the suspect but Kristoff had heard some bad things about the dire situation in Sweden.

"Look, Kristoff, I'm sure that we'll find this criminal easily," Anna declared. "Their technology has certainly come a long way since our day."

"I don't know about that Anna," Kristoff replied. "I've heard a lot of negative things from people who left Sweden and went to Arendelle in this day. Many people even went to Gotham or New York from Malmo because they were concerned that the poliece force was just incompitent here. They said that they prefered to live in a more dangerous city where the poliece at least take their jobs seriously."

A female police officer was awaiting their arrival there along with two male investigators. Anna was the first to greet them.

"So do you know of the situation?" Anna questioned. "Well of course you know of the situation. You were the ones who called us here for help. But I'm wondering if you have any clues on catching the deedsman who is plotting to..."

"Deedsperson," the female poliece officer interrupted.

"Wait what?" Kristoff questioned.

"Deedsperson, we don't know how hen identifies," the poliece offiver replied.

"Wait what?" Anna questioned. "You mean to tell me that your stability is seriously threatened by a chicken?"

"No, we don't know hens gender identity so we use the gender neutral pronoun, hen," the poliece officer replied.

"Okay, enough of this pointless description," Kristoff declared. "We need to get down to business and what threat this PERSON poses to Sweden. We should know of any descriptions on the criminal."

"Well the deedsperson has been described as having a scruffy face and black hair," the poliece officer replied.

"Well anything else?" Kristoff questioned. "That narrows it down to a male since HE obviously has facial hair. But what other physical descriptions?"

"Okay, drop the bigotry!" the poliece officer replied. "I know you're from a time where the patriarchy rules everything but you need to know that we are more forward thinking here."

"Yeah forward thinking indeed," Kristoff declared sarcastically. "I don't see how letting in so many people who's cultures are vastly different from your own just like Rome letting all the barbarians which then drove the empire into the ground."

"You can't say they are just like the barbarians," the poliece officer replied. "That's racist and xenaphobic. This is all pretty much a white supremacist patriarchal myth."

"No, it's simple history and to say that we don't want to repeat history is nothing near racist, especially as those who sacked Rome were all white Germanic peoples!" Kristoff exclaimed.

"And speaking of all these foreigners," Anna reminded, "Could this criminal be from outside the country or was he a Swede himself?"

"They are all Swedes, some are new Swedes," the poliece officer replied.

"But it could be helpful if you were looking fora white criminal resembling that scoundral Hans or a dark skinned gangster here in Malmo or..." Kristoff declared before he was interrupted.

"We don't have any gangsters here in Malmo," the poliece officer replied. "Plus you cannot blame an entire ethnic group for the crime of one. That's racist."

"You know, you seriously need to stop with this political correctness," Kristoff declared. "In my days, we didn't care if they were a pure Germanic Nord like Anna or even a close to pure blooded Germanic Nord like my fellow Sami because we were more concerned about the safety of the people rather than offending someone. Plus it would make it easier in catching the deeds-criminal if we knew more of what he looked like because then it would narrow it down whether he was a white drug adict or a Muslim invader."

"Calling a minority group an invader is racist," the poliece officer replied. "Don't do that."

"You know, you call yourselves forward thinking and now you've only taken away the upper class status from the majority and given it to the minority rather than treating everyone equally!" Kristoff exclaimed. "Plus it doesn't matter! I'm among a minority population among my own people and I used to be in a spot where I didn't care about either because I prefered reindeer to the precense of humans, but seeing how you ignore the details for the sake of 'tollerance' I think more Sami are going to be living isolated and caring only for their reindeer even more than in my own day."

"Are you done?!" the poliece officer questioned.

"Well it's also rediculous when you refer to the criminal as just a person rather than he or she when that also narrows it down," Anna replied.

"I already told you..." the poliece officer declard before Kristoff interrupted.

"I don't care!" Kristoff exclaimed. "Plus you've handled things poorly ignoring the Jews being chased out of the city while Jews from America somehow say that this is good for Sweden. Plus this city has been turned into a hub of rape where the Somali, Iraqis, and Agrabanians are running rampant!"

"Don't bring up the rape around here," the poliece officer demanded. "I don't want to disturb hen."

"Just call me a woman!" Anna demanded.

"It's okay if you want to identify as a woman but I have to be polite here," the poliece officer replied.

"I'll handle this Anna," Kristoff declared. "Now calm down, while I deal with this broad here."

"What did you call me?!" the poliece officer scolded.

"Look, you know y wife is a woman and you claim to empower women and yet you treat my wife like she's a fragile flower when she's been frozen and lived to tell about it," Kristoff scolded back.

Anna then let down her har and stroked her hair as Kristoff explained. "Isn't it obvious? Look, at her beautiful hair, her beautiful female form, as well as her gorgeous..."

Before he could finish, Kristoff found himself handcuffed by the Swedish poliece officer.

"OH FOR FREAK'S SAKE!!!" Kristoff exclaimed, only he didn't say freak. "What am I being arrested for?!"

"Sexually subjecting Anna like that as well as multiple accounts of sexism and racism," the poliece officer explained.

"Look, I'm just talking about the obvious while you put other minorities at risk by ignoring the crimes!" Kristoff exclaimed as he was being led away. "Plus she's my wife! She can talk about me in the same way because we are married!"

"I talk about him like that to him all the time!" Anna exclaimed.

"Cursed Swedes!" Kristoff yelled as he was escorted away.
Kristoff and Anna visit 21st Century Sweden Part 1
Kristoff and Anna go on one of their trime traveling adventures once again. They arrive to help with the request of a Swedish member of the Brotherhood of Assassins. Unfortunately, Arendelle's next door neighbor is not the friendly neighbor that it used to be. The Templars have totally warped the minds of the Swedish people and they can't say anything without it being politically correct. This political correctness is even interfering with them catching a criminal who is attempting to overthrow the Swedish government.

Inspiration from this hilarious Danish commedian: www.youtube.com/watch?v=11YJaE…
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This one broad gets so triggered over the fact that she can't stand the facts of history. She called Mr. Allsup and his subscribers, including me Nazis. The Nazis hate me actually, because I allow anyone who respects our heritage and values to stay here.

The fact is that 90% of the Native Americans died out because of disease. Interesting fact is that the diseases that killed off many of the natives actually hurt the French Empire's imperialism because the French fur traders lost their best customers. Another interesting fact is that the Missouri Indians were ethnically cleansed by other Indians and the survivors of the Missouri Indians were saved by their allied tribes and by the WHITE FRENCH COLONISTS. Plus considering many of the descendants of the colonists now have the blood of the colored people due to intermarriage, why should they be guilt tripped?

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