So it was in the midst of the city of Malmo that Kristoff and Anna had arrived. Though they were used to the time portals, they were sitll not used to the advanced technology of long ranged and wireless communication. Anna was confident in catching the suspect but Kristoff had heard some bad things about the dire situation in Sweden.
"Look, Kristoff, I'm sure that we'll find this criminal easily," Anna declared. "Their technology has certainly come a long way since our day."
"I don't know about that Anna," Kristoff replied. "I've heard a lot of negative things from people who left Sweden and went to Arendelle in this day. Many people even went to Gotham or New York from Malmo because they were concerned that the poliece force was just incompitent here. They said that they prefered to live in a more dangerous city where the poliece at least take their jobs seriously."
A female police officer was awaiting their arrival there along with two male investigators. Anna was the first to greet them.
"So do you know of the situation?" Anna questioned. "Well of course you know of the situation. You were the ones who called us here for help. But I'm wondering if you have any clues on catching the deedsman who is plotting to..."
"Deedsperson," the female poliece officer interrupted.
"Wait what?" Kristoff questioned.
"Deedsperson, we don't know how hen identifies," the poliece offiver replied.
"Wait what?" Anna questioned. "You mean to tell me that your stability is seriously threatened by a chicken?"
"No, we don't know hens gender identity so we use the gender neutral pronoun, hen," the poliece officer replied.
"Okay, enough of this pointless description," Kristoff declared. "We need to get down to business and what threat this PERSON poses to Sweden. We should know of any descriptions on the criminal."
"Well the deedsperson has been described as having a scruffy face and black hair," the poliece officer replied.
"Well anything else?" Kristoff questioned. "That narrows it down to a male since HE obviously has facial hair. But what other physical descriptions?"
"Okay, drop the bigotry!" the poliece officer replied. "I know you're from a time where the patriarchy rules everything but you need to know that we are more forward thinking here."
"Yeah forward thinking indeed," Kristoff declared sarcastically. "I don't see how letting in so many people who's cultures are vastly different from your own just like Rome letting all the barbarians which then drove the empire into the ground."
"You can't say they are just like the barbarians," the poliece officer replied. "That's racist and xenaphobic. This is all pretty much a white supremacist patriarchal myth."
"No, it's simple history and to say that we don't want to repeat history is nothing near racist, especially as those who sacked Rome were all white Germanic peoples!" Kristoff exclaimed.
"And speaking of all these foreigners," Anna reminded, "Could this criminal be from outside the country or was he a Swede himself?"
"They are all Swedes, some are new Swedes," the poliece officer replied.
"But it could be helpful if you were looking fora white criminal resembling that scoundral Hans or a dark skinned gangster here in Malmo or..." Kristoff declared before he was interrupted.
"We don't have any gangsters here in Malmo," the poliece officer replied. "Plus you cannot blame an entire ethnic group for the crime of one. That's racist."
"You know, you seriously need to stop with this political correctness," Kristoff declared. "In my days, we didn't care if they were a pure Germanic Nord like Anna or even a close to pure blooded Germanic Nord like my fellow Sami because we were more concerned about the safety of the people rather than offending someone. Plus it would make it easier in catching the deeds-criminal if we knew more of what he looked like because then it would narrow it down whether he was a white drug adict or a Muslim invader."
"Calling a minority group an invader is racist," the poliece officer replied. "Don't do that."
"You know, you call yourselves forward thinking and now you've only taken away the upper class status from the majority and given it to the minority rather than treating everyone equally!" Kristoff exclaimed. "Plus it doesn't matter! I'm among a minority population among my own people and I used to be in a spot where I didn't care about either because I prefered reindeer to the precense of humans, but seeing how you ignore the details for the sake of 'tollerance' I think more Sami are going to be living isolated and caring only for their reindeer even more than in my own day."
"Are you done?!" the poliece officer questioned.
"Well it's also rediculous when you refer to the criminal as just a person rather than he or she when that also narrows it down," Anna replied.
"I already told you..." the poliece officer declard before Kristoff interrupted.
"I don't care!" Kristoff exclaimed. "Plus you've handled things poorly ignoring the Jews being chased out of the city while Jews from America somehow say that this is good for Sweden. Plus this city has been turned into a hub of rape where the Somali, Iraqis, and Agrabanians are running rampant!"
"Don't bring up the rape around here," the poliece officer demanded. "I don't want to disturb hen."
"Just call me a woman!" Anna demanded.
"It's okay if you want to identify as a woman but I have to be polite here," the poliece officer replied.
"I'll handle this Anna," Kristoff declared. "Now calm down, while I deal with this broad here."
"What did you call me?!" the poliece officer scolded.
"Look, you know y wife is a woman and you claim to empower women and yet you treat my wife like she's a fragile flower when she's been frozen and lived to tell about it," Kristoff scolded back.
Anna then let down her har and stroked her hair as Kristoff explained. "Isn't it obvious? Look, at her beautiful hair, her beautiful female form, as well as her gorgeous..."
Before he could finish, Kristoff found himself handcuffed by the Swedish poliece officer.
"OH FOR FREAK'S SAKE!!!" Kristoff exclaimed, only he didn't say freak. "What am I being arrested for?!"
"Sexually subjecting Anna like that as well as multiple accounts of sexism and racism," the poliece officer explained.
"Look, I'm just talking about the obvious while you put other minorities at risk by ignoring the crimes!" Kristoff exclaimed as he was being led away. "Plus she's my wife! She can talk about me in the same way because we are married!"
"I talk about him like that to him all the time!" Anna exclaimed.
"Cursed Swedes!" Kristoff yelled as he was escorted away.