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Published: December 28, 2008
Okay, so this past Christmas, I've been threated with being thrown outta my apartment because of an argument that didn't involve me, had to stop my step-dad from kickin' my sister's ass and come to realize I REALLY NEED A FUCKIN' JOB. Or I'm fucked.

But other than that, I'm perfectly happy. 'Cause I got a digital camera for Christmas! Among other things!

And The Spirit was awesome. The bad reviews are bullshit.

"Something smells like dentistry... and Nazis..."

Also, I just got tagged by :iconjulieraven:.

8D

Rules:

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.

Tag 3 people

1) Your name?

Alex.

Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.


2) Your age?


Nineteen.

One of the most useless ages ever. Nothing good happens when you're nineteen.


3) One of your friends?

:icondictators-r-us: (Stacy)

A person who's mom has got it going on. See also, "Stacy's Mom."

4) What should you be doing?

Exercise.

Something you don't do because you spend too much time on the internet.


5) Favorite color?

Green.

Yes... It is most definitely referring to the marijuana... And also, upon occasion, any substance with similar uses. Too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that's really not very much fun, now is it?


6) Birthplace?

Chicago.

Big city with a beautiful skyline. Although geographically placed in the Midwestern state of Illinois, it should be considered it's own state since the rest of the Midwest is filled with drunk redneck republicans.


7) Month of your birth?

September.

A month were girls are more likely to give blowjobs.


8) Last person you talked to?

Mom.

The hardest and lowest paid, but most rewarding job in the world.


9) One of your nicknames?

Denim Dan.

Someone wearing blue jeans with a denim jacket, also known as a canadien tuxedo.

10) Last ex?

Never dated.

A fucking long time.


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dictators-R-us's avatar
I ain't doing this.

And yes, bitches, my mom is hot.
LordDogma's avatar
She's a total MILF.
JulieRaven's avatar
ps. Somehow I find it really odd that you've never dated...

From what I know of you, seems like people would be falling over themselves for you. And I'm not just saying that to be nice. I mean, if we were closer, I would be like... HELL YES. LET'S GO TO WISCONSIN AND MEET BECAUSE WISCONSIN IS LIKE NEUTRAL TERRITORY :D because it doesn't really exist 8D
LordDogma's avatar
OH, YOU'D LIKE THAT WOULDN'T YOU?

The sad thing is that most of the guys I'd like to date would either not be interested in me or that and they're dating someone already. And the guys who have asked me out was either doing it as a joke or I wasn't interested in.

SAD FACE.


But, since I'm in college, I'm going to actually give dating a chance. I'm going to try going out when I can and just - GO WITH IT.
JulieRaven's avatar
DO IT

It'll be fun

We can like... set up... speed dating..dates... on the same day, so it's like we're doing it together, but not really :D

lol kidding =(

But yeah, I think you'll do well C: since you're FREAKIN AWESOME.
JulieRaven's avatar
Woah. Eventful christmas for you!

=( I HOPE IT GOES ALRIGHT

Does your school offer oncampus jobs? Because that's been working out swell for me
LordDogma's avatar
It will. I just gotta lay low for a little while and it'll be alright. But, it was a great Christmas otherwise!

I've applied for a job at school in the beginning of the first semester but, none were available.
JulieRaven's avatar
Apply again, since y'know... Mid-year graduates :D
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