The Big Two O.
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Published: September 4, 2009
Happy Happy Birthday to me!

:iconohjoyplz:

Today's my twentieth birthday. Jumping Jesus Christ on a crotch. I'm not doing anything special, just eating cake with my family at my apartment and my dad might come by and take me out to eat. Thanks for texting me Stac! And thanks for the JokerxHarley picture, Lisa! It's going on my wall.

But, even though I'm twenty now, I'm not too crazy about it. Nothing great happens when you're twenty. It's like being nineteen all over again.

I started school yesterday, so my summer vacation's over. I was so excited to start again, but halfway through the day I was totally bummed out. A few good friends of mine didn't come back mostly because they couldn't afford to or some other reason. Alex misses Kelly...

:iconemofacepalmplz:

Still, I'm there to improve my artwork. I'm trying to get back in the swing of things and hopefully I can pump out so good stuff soon. Also, I'm planning on working out through the winter seeing as I became a size 18 this past winter. CURSE YOU FRESHMEN 15. I managed to slip to a 14/15. I'll continue riding my bike 'til it starts snowing and throw in sit up exercises to slim down some more.

WHAT THE FUCK'S IN THAT ICE CREAM??? I MUST FIND OUT. ---> www.youtube.com/watch?v=29VGZt…

RIDICULOUSLY HUGE BLACK MAN SELLING PIZZA IN JAPAN??? ---> www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUgJ9h…


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HOPE YOU HAD A KICK ASS BIRTHDAY :D

Just remember that it's really natural to gain weight in the winter and summer. One has to remember their neanderthal origins :D We're supposed to starve in winter, and your body in the summer is like, YES FOOD NOOOWWWW EAT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLLLEEE, IT'S THE ONLY TIME WHEN YOU'LL EVER GET TO EAT ALL YEAAARRR.

So don't be concerned if you actually gain/lose anywhere between 50-60 lbs in a year.

<3 I laboo
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HOPE YOU HAD A KICK ASS BIRTHDAY :D

Just remember that it's really natural to gain weight in the winter and summer. One has to remember their neanderthal origins :D We're supposed to starve in winter, and your body in the summer is like, YES FOOD NOOOWWWW EAT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLLLEEE, IT'S THE ONLY TIME WHEN YOU'LL EVER GET TO EAT ALL YEAAARRR.

So don't be concerned if you actually gain/lose anywhere between 50-60 lbs in a year.

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LordDogma's avatar
Thanks~! :heart:

I know, but I wasn't exercising and just eating fast food. But, it wasn't anything a month or so of bike riding couldn't take care of. Now I'm if anything, a size smaller than last year.
JulieRaven's avatar
Kick ass :D Keep it up, I'm doing the same. GO AWAY TUMMY.
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No problems. I hope you had an awesome birthday, you old fart.
Once school starts for me, maybe I'll be able to come visit you cause then I don't have to bother with my parents. )
LordDogma's avatar
8DDDDDD Yah!!!

Coolio, and wes can chills. I can't wait to hear that song Becky and you have been making!
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Well I haven't heard the recorded and edited version yet. But ugh.. don't expect too much. I'm not exactly Whitney Houston.

And hells yes we're going to party like it's 1979. )
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nightworksHobbyist General Artist
Happy BIRTHDAYEEEEE!!!!!! joy, love, excitement and chaos emoticons ensue!!
LordDogma's avatar
KELLY! MY LOVE!

Thank you so much! How've you been?
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nightworksHobbyist General Artist
Hey there Alex. Things are ok,taking everything a day at a time. I have today and tomorrow off so I'm trying to get some mural work done and conserve squares. Don't ever start smoking! I don't care about the health things, it just gets EXPENSIVE!!

I forgot to ask. How are your thighs? :) I know you mentioned bike riding A LOT over the summer. Just wondered if you did/had.

How's classes? Any interesting stories? Tell all, life of gas station cashiering and job interviews proves to be boring.

Ah! We all need to get together some time. My friend Monica turns 21 in 9 days and I know there'll be an epic party. Try and get the group together and we will treat you city kids like kings.
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Oh, I'm too poor to afford a habit.

My thighs are pretty good, a bit slimmer but I'm trying to fit in more exercise now that the winter months are coming around. That or I'll have to find a cheap treadmill and hit that.

Classes are pretty good, but the work is SO MUCH. D8> Cuts into my lazy time and sleep.

HOPE IT'S CHOCOLATE FOR ME. WITH A SIDE OF ICE CREAM~... We must go!
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ryuuenxProfessional General Artist
haaaappy birthday!
LordDogma's avatar
Thank you so much!!! :heart: 3 :heart:
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HoorayForSeymourHobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy birthday!
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Rinkuchan27 Digital Artist
happy b day again XDD. glad you like the picture XD it was from comiccon when i went with stacy XD. lol you can do it! i gained this summer..NOOOoooooooooo
LordDogma's avatar
Oh, you guys said have told me you go there! I would have saved up money to go. Oh well. Next year I will and I'm be sure to cosplay for Acen as well.

You gots to hits da treadmills again! Work it out!
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Rinkuchan27 Digital Artist
well it was okay overall ...the artist alley was kool though. yeah will be fun at acen next year but i wont dress up as DGM anymore sorry. i know but coming home late from school makes me tired right away and h/w too ><
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TCStarwindStudent Digital Artist
Christ on a crotch, or a crutch? XD But happy birthday. :D
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Oops. I mean crutch. My spelling is just the shitty shitty shitty.

Thanks!
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TCStarwindStudent Digital Artist
It was a hilarious, porntastic mistake.
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