I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a loser. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped with George Bush and his wife and I saw you pull the clothes off my John F. Kennedy-statue. I'm sure you're mongolic enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I was interviewed by the Times about a new life as a clone.
Good luck on your short-term leave from jail, LordDogma
I don't know what I wanna be for Halloween.
I've thought about being either twowatches.com's version of Harley Quinn or classic Harley Quinn. But, my little sister's going to be Harley and my baby bro is going to the Joker. Maybe if I can find a clown mask I can be one of Joker's henchmen. Although I REALLY wish there was Harvey Dent costume.
I could go around screaming "BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RACHAEL!!!!"
Now, I've got to continue job hunting. Hopefully I can get a job at this small movie theatre next to my apartment. I asked the manager if she was hiring and she told me to come back next Saturday.
I really hope she's firing somebody so I can get in.
c: I'll take pictures of my twowatches harley quinn outfit for you?
THE COLLAR AND BRACELET ARE FUCKING EXPENSIVE
I'm trying as hard as possible to be accurate with the costume, but the shoes and the black and red leg warmer up on her thigh are just not going to happen that way. And the collar won't look the same.