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Published: October 5, 2008
I tag everyone under "Home Dogs For REALZ...".

Dear JulieRaven

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a loser. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped with George Bush and his wife and I saw you pull the clothes off my John F. Kennedy-statue. I'm sure you're mongolic enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I was interviewed by the Times about a new life as a clone.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
LordDogma


I don't know what I wanna be for Halloween.

D8>

I've thought about being either twowatches.com's version of Harley Quinn or classic Harley Quinn. But, my little sister's going to be Harley and my baby bro is going to the Joker. Maybe if I can find a clown mask I can be one of Joker's henchmen. Although I REALLY wish there was Harvey Dent costume.

I could go around screaming "BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RACHAEL!!!!"

Now, I've got to continue job hunting. Hopefully I can get a job at this small movie theatre next to my apartment. I asked the manager if she was hiring and she told me to come back next Saturday.

I really hope she's firing somebody so I can get in.


Home Dogs For REALZ...

:iconeilselia: :iconaliencandy: :iconlgko: :iconrinkuchan27: :iconpinoywolf: :icondictators-r-us: :iconnijuuni: :iconjulieraven: :icondoom-in-a-skort: :iconmetalspork:

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dictators-R-us's avatar
Go as a nudist.

It would be one memorable Halloween night. ))
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LordDogma's avatar
D8

Of course. Why didn't I think of that?

GENIUS.
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dictators-R-us's avatar
Well, if you say so. ))
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c: I'll take pictures of my twowatches harley quinn outfit for you?

THE COLLAR AND BRACELET ARE FUCKING EXPENSIVE

I'm trying as hard as possible to be accurate with the costume, but the shoes and the black and red leg warmer up on her thigh are just not going to happen that way. And the collar won't look the same.

But I've got a couple of shirts to cut up soon
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LordDogma's avatar
Pictures? For moi?

>83

Man, I can imagine they would be. D8

Just go with your own thing. Buy things that are similar but cheaper. That's what I'd do.
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Well I'm thinking about, y'know, instead of mutilating my hair... that I'll just make a jester hat from the scraps that are left from cutting up the shirts.

The collar, instead of being completely metal, is just a typical black collar with spikes.

I think it'll still turn out good though. Especially if I do my make up crazy
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GENIUS.

YOU'RE GONNA LOOK FABULOUS DARLING.
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hep-kitten|Professional General Artist
I have no idea what I wanna be for Halloween. I went into a big costume store yesterday and all I could find for women were variations of the "whore" costume.
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I came across a NAUGHTY NUN while looking around.

D8>

The entire women's section at Party City sucks.
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Rinkuchan27| Digital Artist
lol yup hard to decide who to be. lol. i think im going to be Ash Ketchum xDDD g/l for finding a costume and your job XB later
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PIKACHU! I CHOSE YOU!

*GETS ELECTROCUTED*
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Rinkuchan27| Digital Artist
LOL good times good times
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