Didn't realize he was that close to my face...
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Published: July 14, 2010
This happened about two weeks ago, but still I forgot to make mention of it on here for my DA friends.

So, he kissed me.

Since the beginning of summer, I've visit him at his brother's house every other two weeks and we try to get our watercolor on. And since getting back and forth to his place rapes my wallet, I always sleep over and leave the next day. And the only place to sleep is his bro's pull out couch. And we have to share it.

Normally I face away from him on my side of the bed, but sooner or later I swear I can hear Jaws music and he ends up spooning me. Now, I think I won't have been surprised that with that on top of rubbing my arm or elbow or stomach (SUCK IT IN!)or burying his face anywhere between my hair to my shoulder or wrapping his arm around my waist so that our bodies line up completely... he only did it because I am (And I have been told this by MANY people.) very comfortable.

So the last time I was sleeping over I decided, "What would happen if I were to - Oh let's say... turn around?" So turned over AND MAN WAS IT UNCOMFORTABLE. I try doing it with my eyes closed and end up with my arms smack against my chest, hands under my chin and because he was - of course, right on my ass spooning me - we end up forehead to forehead. I didn't want to my arms to fall asleep on me in this position so I brought my bottom arm under the pillow and - fanfuckingtastic he's got his arm over me again - say fuck you and just bring my arm over his and hook my hand on his shoulder. I move my face away from his because I didn't want to breathe in used hot air.

So, I'm trying to go to sleep, I suddenly feel him sucking on my bottom lip! Apparently, my awkward movements needed to be rewarded with some bottom lip action. I never kissed before so I punk out and slept like nothing happened. I got him the next morning though as he dropped me off. We hugged and kissed goodbye and in the middle of the hug I said "Oh, don't think I don't know you kissed me last night."

:iconreactionplz:

He admitted he thought I wanted to kiss him because of how I was moving around in bed. So, I dropped the "Well, you stole my first kiss! Way to go, A-hole!" and after his guilty reaction I told him I didn't mind it because he did it and I was cool losing it to him.

Now, I'm going to have to wait at least two weeks before I can get any free time to even think about texting him for another hangout time. Meanwhile, he's woken up a beast in me and I'm stuck humping the air around me.

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deadlypeachart's avatar
deadlypeachart Digital Artist
YOURE SO CUTE.


GLAD YOU HAD YO FIRST KISS C: <333333
LordDogma's avatar
Everyone tells me that. :heart:

But, he's been acting like a retard and not keeping promises to hang out. So skip him. I'm out to get laid now.
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deadlypeachart Digital Artist
k


promise me you wont be a hoe? 8D
LordDogma's avatar
I pinkie swear I'll moderate.
jkirluls's avatar
jkirlulsStudent Traditional Artist
You two need to date. ASAP.
LordDogma's avatar
His lazy ass needs to reply to text message a lot sooner. So far his longest record to between an hour to never.
Its-Me23's avatar
YAY!!! If I didn't have dial-up.. i'd put some fun icon here.. but if I did.. this would never get posted lol
LordDogma's avatar
Lol, nice. Someone needs an upgrade.
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bluerose78 Filmographer
Dude, every time I hear it, even though it's the same news, I'm like. JOAJWDOIJEOJ YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LordDogma's avatar
You should have seen me the week after than went down. I was sad and beating myself up for not responding or raping his face at the train station.
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SeraphimSeranadeProfessional Digital Artist
GET IT GUUUURL! I'M SO PROUD!
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SeraphimSeranadeProfessional Digital Artist
>w<
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CalixeHobbyist General Artist
Haha I liked this
it's Chris?
LordDogma's avatar
Yup, it's "gotta drum my fingers on everything" himself.
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CalixeHobbyist General Artist
Lmaooo
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yugi-chan-0takuHobbyist Digital Artist
Awww, our lil Dogma's growing up~!

:floating:
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supertotallyfreshProfessional Traditional Artist
LOL you talk about this like its your virginity. And I can only picture how awkward Chris is in my head.
LordDogma's avatar
The answer is very awkward.
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So has everyone else who treats it like a TV college drama. Apparently, we're on Season 3, the summer filler.
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