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Tired of Wrestling Turkey? - www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUv_FA…

Made me LOL like hell. Talk about hilarious. Anyways, happy belated Turkey Day everybody. I went to a fancy hotel buffet with my parents, my snobby uncle, his anorexic wife, and my bitchy grandmother. And all my little cousins. *le gasp* But they were sweet and behaved well enough for little kids.

It was a great evening. But, then my grandmother made everyone say what they were thankful for. I simply said I'm thankful I'm alive and my aunt and uncle stared at me like I'm insane. Come on with all the crazy shit that goes down in this world, I'm surprised I'll not a insomniac coke addict. They're a couple of happily married retards, they just had to remind everyone like anyone even disagreed or even cared.

But the food was delicious and I even got a job offer for this lady and her friend who were doing face paintings and making balloon animals in the kids' room. And then we visited our other grandma, Doroles, my mom's friend's mother. I hung out with a couple of my friends there and meet my drunk counter part - Alexandria. I had SO MUCH FUN making fun of her in her face. Because she believed she was the only Alex.

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anoff Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2007
don't have thanksgiving..
*bemused*
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LordDogma Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2007
Oh, yeah! You live in the UK don't you?
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anoff Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2007
yeah... :confused:
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LordDogma Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2007
<XD

I'm sorry! I didn't mean to confuse you! It's just that I just realized you live there.
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anoff Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2007
don't worry!
:-)
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fancycake Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2007
yeah i hadto wrestle a turkey yesterday...
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LordDogma Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2007
I played with a turkey's wings today. Eewwwww... so rubbery. D8
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fancycake Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2007
I knoow
Nice signature! haha
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Twistazoomalark Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2007
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! LOL!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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LordDogma Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2007
Giant turkey flying out the window hitting your husband in the back of the head = EPIC.
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Twistazoomalark Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2007
Yeah I know! :lmao:
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