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  • Listening to: "S.t.a.r.S " by Yoko Littner
  • Reading: Iron Kissed
  • Watching: The Hangover
  • Playing: Who's in my mouth?
  • Drinking: Cherry Coke mixed with Lemonade
... CAN SUCK MY GIANT NONEXISTENT DICK.

Fucking Comcast finally cut my internet and cable a week or two ago and left me a bill of over two hundred dollars to pay. And my gram, the bitch who added all the expensive crap and then refuse to pay it, isn't going to help. BIG SURPRISE. All this is in my name and if my mother wasn't helping me my credit would be in the shitter.

FUCK COMCAST.

FUCK IT WITH A HUGE RUBBER DICK.

I'M GOING WITH AT&T.


That aside, my job at the movie theater is pretty sweet. The people I work with are pretty tight. I can drink as much free Cherry Coke mixed with Lemonade as I want. I'm going to ask one of my managers if I can get a Transformers 2 movie poster since we got about fifty of those. And I got two free movie t-shirts from "Taking Pelham 123" and "Year One" and they fit NICELY.

And FREE MOVIES.

Like "The Hangover". I died a little in my seat it was so damn funny. That Zach Galifianakis is a funny, funny man.

Gonna get my check this coming week. Can start paying these damn electric bills, buy food (mooch mooch), switch my internet and cable services and get my poor Wii outta the pawn shop.

I'm gonna get off this library computer now, 'cause it keeps giving me pop ups with rauchy ass porn. No, no. Can't watch that in public.



EDIT: The plot thickens...

I called my mom today because she was texting me and she tells me last night the ghetto ass neighbor grandma downstairs got in her face and wanted to beat her up.

Why? Because of me.

Because they have a lazy little boy about seven or eight years old who throws their garbage bags out - on the street. Not in the fucking can. Now, I've been seeing more rats then ever when I visit my family and the stink is to HIGH HEAVEN. My mother and I actually had to clean it up it was just so nasty. Not to mention we got a resident coyote a block down in this foresty area. And I told the little fuck he'll get in some serious trouble if he don't throw it away properly.

He told his mother I said I'll kill him.

I just might now. This is coming from a kid who lied about where my little brother was when he was missing and my mom went crazy searching for him. If I see that woman, I'm going to have her know damn well that if she's got a problem with what I said, she can come to me and we'll fucking dance. I may be nineteen, but I'll be damned if I gotta explain my actions to anyone but the police.

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JulieRaven Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2009
POOR ALEX BABY LOVE DEAR

AT&T has about average customer service. I don't mind them too much, even though my phone bill is like $160 a month :C but I have an iphone and shit. AND I DON'T PAY IT SO IT'S OKAY.

Sprint is the absolute worst, apparently. I do not know from experience, only articles.

GOODLUCK.

I loved The Hangover and I lol'd merrily.

POOR WII

<3 you are loved
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LordDogma Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2009
Yea, I was against AT&T at first because I thought it was like AOL and all that slow ass shit. But, I heard it's all digital, so I'll give it a shot.

Oh, The Hangover was GRAND. Sadly, we're getting rid of Transformers, but it's for the new Harry Potter movie.

:iconlionplz:
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:iconjulieraven:
JulieRaven Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2009
BEAT UP THAT LADY AND HER SPAWN
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dictators-R-us Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2009
Alex, you're one hell of a strong person. Good luck with your fight with Comcast and relatives.
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:iconlorddogma:
LordDogma Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2009
Thanks, man!

I'm just waiting for my check so I can nip these bills in the ass.
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dictators-R-us Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2009
That's always a good feeling. No matter how much work sucks, that paycheck makes EVERYTHING seem better.
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HoorayForSeymour Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Comcast does suck! My boyfriend and I are thinking about switching to Verison soon.
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LordDogma Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2009
SWITCH.

And remember to give them back their boxes and stuff 'cause they'll charge you through the roof.
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Twistazoomalark Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2009
Well, that sucks. I'm sorry to hear that. I hope your next cable/internet provider is better to you. This is kind of like Sears to my family:|So I can somewhat relate, if that makes you feel any better^^;

Anyway, congratulations for the job! I'm glad you enjoy what you do:) Sweet deals and benifits; I hope you get what you want:iconsneakylionplz:

XD I never watched that movie, but it seems to me it was pretty funny.

Good luck with all that. You seem to be very busy. Just take your time.:D

WTFs with the porn? XD
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:iconlorddogma:
LordDogma Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2009
It's going to get much better with my job. I've been saying for the past year that all my problems could be solved if I had a job.

Damn pop ups, I guess. Maybe that's why it was the only computer open in the library.
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Twistazoomalark Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2009
That's fantastic! Good for you, I honestly mean it:D Well, now you have one, and life seems to be going quite well for you, so congratulations :3

:rofl: Maybe XD That's actually kind of funny, no offence...
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