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Fishy Crackers by Lopoddity Fishy Crackers by Lopoddity
Rather clumsily, Wave Rider tossed a lone fish cracker into her father's mouth. Bruce crunched it up in a quick, exaggerated manner, because he knew it'd earn him a string of giggles from his daughter.

"Funny daddy." Wavey patted his snout. "Look!" She grabbed a fistful of crackers and squealed, pretending the little fish crackers were screaming for their lives. "Eee! Oh no! Save us, noooo!" And she crammed the crackers into her mouth, crunching noisily. "Om nom nom! Die, Die!"

Bruce rested his cheek in his palm and watched her tiny, bizarre little episode, chuckling. God, my kid is fucking nuts.

"I eated them all." Wavey said seriously. "I'mma shark, daddy! Roooar!" She growled ferociously, baring uneven baby teeth.

Bruce smiled. "Decent impression, but I'm afraid sharks don't roar, nipper."

"No?" Wavey blinked up at him.

"No, love. Sharks don't have lungs. No organs to produce any sound at all, in fact. I'm assumin' you only believe so due to inaccurate, offensive depictions of sharks in works of fiction, like that bloody awful Little Mermare movie you like so m-"

Wavey's eyes lit up at once, and Bruce knew he'd made a terrible mistake.

"Daddy-"

"N-now, love, before ya even ask, I'll remind ya that we just watched that wretched mess four hours ago-"

"Wanna watch-!"

Bruce knew from the determined glint in his daughter's eyes that she could no longer be reasoned with. Desperately, he decided to try bargaining.

"Sweetheart. Angel. Koala Bear. Please. I know the whole script and soundtrack by heart at this point. Daddy needs a break, or he'll have another nightmare about that fackin' singing crab. I'll give you anything. Money, deep sea pearls, my bloody soul-"

Wave Rider had already toddled over to the shelf and grabbed that horrible, nearly worn out tape. "Movie now, Daddy!"

"Why do you always wanna watch it with me?!" Bruce whined. "Why not Papa, eh? He actually likes this hot mess-he'll even sing along with ya-"

His daughter had busied herself setting up the movie on the television. She retrieved the remote and brought it to Bruce, then plopped herself into her father's lap, wriggling to get comfy. She stuck her thumb in her mouth, eyes glazing over at the promise of Disney. "Play movie." She ordered, pointing at the screen.

"Daaaaah." Bruce grumbled. Wave Rider's ear twitched at his grumpy tone, and she reached up to squeeze her father's cheeks, and pressed a sweet kiss to his muzzle, getting cracker crumbs all over him. "Mwah!" She smiled cutely, all chubby cheeks and bright blue eyes. Bruce's eyes.

"...You are a tyrant." Bruce sighed. "A tiny, adorable tyrant. Fine. You win." He pressed the play button, resigning himself to ninety minutes of bright colors and cutesy songs. "You're evil, you know. Just like your Papa. Pure, concentrated, fluffy evil."

"Yay!"

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more anthro cuz why not

edit: fack, forgot to mention this was strongly inspired by this artist's work here: www.furaffinity.net/view/59648…

happy times with Bruce and his baby girl Wave Rider
wow i think this might be the first time i've drawn Bruce smiling. He smiles the most around his annoying lil ankle biter

little wavey loves her dad-mum so muuuch, she must express it through feeding him tasty fishy crackers she may or may not have dropped on the floor

for those of ya'll late to the party, Wave Rider is Bruce's eventual kid with Stormy. Details on how she came to be are heeere (pardon the old art):
Wave Rider by Lopoddity        Dad-mum Misadventures by Lopoddity
     
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:iconnautilus18:
Nautilus18 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2018
Wouldn't it be Disneigh to avoid copyright?
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:icondragonlorddurison:
DragonlordDurison Featured By Owner May 5, 2018
True Story:
I used to do this exact thing with my Uncle Willy when I was a toddler.
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:iconevilhumour-author:
Evilhumour-Author Featured By Owner May 3, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
so adoralbe.
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CloureedArt Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
I sweat there was a sketch of Wave Rider meeting Cut Throat as a filly, does anyone have a link for that?
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:icontheowlgoesmoo:
TheOwlGoesMoo Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh my Lord that story is absolutely adorable. That's just so perfectly on point!
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:iconkipoko:
kipoko Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER AND THE DESCRIPTION TOO OH MY HEART
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:iconfrom-our-wounds:
from-our-wounds Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2018  Hobbyist Artist
okay this is adorable and funny but Finding Nemo would have been HILARIOUS bc of the big shark Bruce XDD
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:iconserenitythedreamer:
SerenityTheDreamer Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is so adorable 
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:iconkid-martian:
Kid-Martian Featured By Owner Edited Jan 7, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"A tiny, adorable tyrant." I can't help it; that's my favorite part of this whole thing.
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:iconfennandgold:
FennAndGold Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is how to torture your family members 101 with wittle Wave Rider
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:iconnightqueen2003:
nightqueen2003 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2017
Also I respect what you draw 🤗🤗
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:iconnightqueen2003:
nightqueen2003 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2017
I adore your drawings keep up the good work
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pinocchioo65 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2017
wait, when you say "bloody awful movie" you do not mean literally ... yes?
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:iconavocadoafro:
AvocadoAfro Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
:rofl: :love: So cute~ 
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:iconnoxella206:
Noxella206 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2017  Student Digital Artist
AAAAHHH INTENSELY ADORABLE FATHER DAUGHTER MOMENT AAAA- Noxella fucking crashed.
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:iconmlpfankar:
MlpFanKAR Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
God, my kid is fucking nuts.

DEAD
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:iconw17:
W17 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2017
cute ^_^
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FNAFBonnieBunny626 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2017  Hobbyist Filmographer
"eated"
*gaSP*

I T S  "A T E"
*TRIGGERED*
jk ily and ur art
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mooniiblu Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
maybe it's because wave rider is still young
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ScribblySkiesStudios Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2017  Student General Artist

OKAY THAT IS THE BEST AND CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER READ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH XD your art is amazing

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bni0701sf Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2017  Student Traditional Artist
im officially dead 
cause: too much adorableness 
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TrebleSketchOfficial Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2017  Hobbyist Filmographer
"Little Mermare"

Is that a reference to a certain Pinkie Tales?  
Laike I know it's a common crossover, but I couldn't help but FANSPASM over the fact that I had the pleasure of taking part in Magpiepony's version of that story. xDD
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MarshmallowPoneDraws Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2017  Student Digital Artist
Oh my god Treble YOU READ THE PANDORAVERSE
AGAJBWJWBSHABHAHAHAJQ
WHY DO WE HAVE SO MUCH IN C O M M O N
also I loved that drawing you drew where Pinkie was looking down at somebody and there was lightning striking 
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TrebleSketchOfficial Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2017  Hobbyist Filmographer
RIGHT???GFCVHGFCFGCVHFTDHXFGCHGXBFZXBV
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Cattailarts Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Awwwww~
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CarrotCatbun Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Aw now that's extremely cute
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:iconrnko26:
rnko26 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
shes so cute!
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:iconwanderingsilent-echo:
WanderingSilent-Echo Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
So cute! :iconawwwplz:
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templar127 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2017
DAAWW!!
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animefreak728 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"Pure, concentrated, fluffy evil" :lol:
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EeveelutionLova Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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jasonpleas Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
The Snack that smiles back, GOLDFISH
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151Sakurastudios Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh my lord! Awwwwwwww! So cute!!!!!
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ColoradoBlues Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Missed opportunity for a "Disneigh" pun
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mooniiblu Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
omg
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:iconpeschepesca:
peschepesca Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2017  Professional Digital Artist
My favoriet piece 
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mysteryblackdog Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2017  Student Filmographer
i forgot bruce and stormy had babies
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:icon101boy:
101boy Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
cute!^^  love goldfish crackers(need to go get some^^)
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sketchy40 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
looks like they having a good father and daughter time. lol
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swaaind Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Aww father and daughter bonding
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ViroVeteruscy Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2017   General Artist
very cute, good job
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sailorseapilotwings Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2017
oh my gosh  i like wave's smile but mostly Bruce's
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AyosDesignz Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2017  Student General Artist
Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute.
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:iconkid-martian:
Kid-Martian Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Huh... The Little Mermaid sequence is basically me with my baby sister.
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Stratus35 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2017  Student Digital Artist
Daddy Bruce is best Bruce <3
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lalakitty21 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Very cute ^^
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Devinital Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is so heart wrenchingly cute it nearly melted my soul. DAAAAAWWWW!!!!!
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DerpymuffinArtist Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Concentrated, Fluffy evil.
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Tobbeno1 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
AAa Vivisection_Bob is such an amazing artist! I'm glad you were inspired by her!
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