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"Poor, poor Zipperflash, always on the go! Your aura is so anxious! You need to learn to relax, angel."

"You need to learn to go away, you goddamn loon."

"Shh. Just follow my breathing, and try to synchronize your heartbeat with mine." Rosemary pulled Zipperflash in, close to her chest, and the pegasus squawked like an indignant chicken. "Follow my breathing. Deep, cleansing breaths. In and out." Rosemary lilted, snuggling him close, oblivious to how Zip's cheeks had flushed deep crimson.

"Ay, get off! I don't have time for this!" Zips struggled in her grip, wildly flapping his wings, to no avail. "I got a race to win, and your pal Aerostorm ain't gonna harass himself!"

"Ah, yes. That's actually why I'm here, dear Zipperflash. I'm going to help you learn to relax, so that you stop your childish bullying of Aero."

"Fat chance." Zips scowled.

"Really?" Rosemary hummed. "Because Aero is my very best friend in the world. He's like a brother to me." Rosemary stroked Zipper's mane gently. "I understand you have a rivalry with him, but should you fail to calm down, and continue to harass my dearest friend-" She suddenly flexed the muscles in her arms, and Zipperflash felt an uncomfortable amount of pressure around his windpipe. He went still, gawking at Rosie, who only smiled down at him, serene as always.

"It would be quite regrettable."

~~~

the moral of this story is don't mess with Rosie's friends, hippie or not she will fuck you up
calm yo-self before neck go snap

Zips is kinda terrified and confused and also bizarrely attracted to this super strong mare
he has a panic wingboner

It's been so long since I've drawn Rosie XD. For those of you new to the party, Rosemary is my Fluttershy/Bulk Biceps daughter, while Zipperflash is a Lightning Dust/Thunderlane son
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