2) Books must be returned no later than the last date shown; and
3) Do not interfere with the nature of causality.”
- Men at Arms
A librarian that is accidentally turned into an Orangutan and prefers it this way... only in a Pratchett book.
Rincewind: "Ape... on... Ape-on... upon my person, yes upon my person. Whew... at least I didn't say 'Monkey.'"
Librarian: *Head-smashes Rincewind*
(Discworld I - By: Psychnosis)
Sorry, couldn't help myself there
You don't use the "M" word. Gets right up his nose, sir. He can't help it, he loses all self-control. Like a red flag to a wossname, sir. "Ape" is all right, sir, but not the "M" word. Because, sir, when he gets angry he doesn't just go and sulk, sir, if you get my drift. He's no trouble at all apart from that, sir. All right? Just don't say monkey. Ohshit.
–Sergeant Colon, Guards! Guards!
*Walks into center of library*
"WAKE UP, BOOKS!!!"
Read them like crazy!
Still feel bad for the hopeless wizard though.